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Moridin920 posted:lol look at how wildly optimistic I am "well, only ONE MORE gop senator needs to vote nay to stop this travesty" 
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Feb 7, 2017 01:18
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knock knock who's there president president who PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP~!!!! 
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Feb 7, 2017 01:29
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I still cant believe donald trump is potus. This is the world we live in. lol.
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I'm still "laughing out loud" but it's more of a labored, terrified grunting noise than a traditional laugh
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unpacked robinhood posted:
*In angry Turmp voter voice* : Come one dude.
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Feb 7, 2017 01:57
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help im dyin no really please sned help
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Feb 7, 2017 01:58
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Come one dude, I voted for you but I can't ignore the fact that you can't actually read!? e: Lacey posted:
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relapsed on mirrors again 
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Feb 7, 2017 02:08
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I lolled at Trump today To see if I still feel
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The Protagonist posted:help im dyin  Help is on the way, buddy!
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TRUMP IS IMAGE CONSCIOUS He may be lead one of the world’s most powerful nations, but just like the everyday person, the President wants to be comfortable. Mr Trump likes to watch TV in his bathrobe. When he’s not doing that or not on his phone, he sometimes likes to explore the “unfamiliar surroundings of his new home”. But when it comes to the Oval Office, Mr Trump is obsessed with decor, going so far as to tell staff to schedule televised events there as much as possible. Mr Trump likes to show visitors the newly hung golden drapes, which he said were once used by Franklin D Roosevelt. But they were actually designed for Bill Clinton. TRUMP’S TEAM IS SMALL AND CHAOTIC Not only is Mr Trump’s team small but the President is reportedly frustrated by its inability to control the backlash on his executive orders. A former staffer told the Times the aggressive approach seen in first two weeks of the presidency was like D-Day but the President and his team had “stormed the beaches without any plan for a longer war”. The crew consists of “no more than a half-dozen empowered aides with virtually no familiarity with the workings of the White House or federal government”, the article states. THE PRESIDENT LOVES CABLE TV Now he’s in the White House, Mr Trump doesn’t have as much access to his supporters and fans as he once had and is feeling “increasingly pinched by the pressures of the job”. To try and understand what’s going on outside the White House walls, Mr Trump watches cable news. Some aides say he watches too much cable and spends a lot of time criticising his critics. http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/donald-trump-furious-over-bathrobe-expose/news-story/a0cdb4e8224c4e9fbb06a24f303aff0e hahhahahahahahahshhf lol edit : lol x 3
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TheChaosPath posted:I lolled at Trump today
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Feb 7, 2017 02:12
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speaking of not knowing the inner workings of the white house, they mean quite literally - i read an article about how some aides wanted a meeting at the WH but didnt know how to work the light system in the room so they just had it in the dark lol
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his method for relaxing is to watch tv shows which relentlessly criticize everything he says and does
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thathonkey posted:speaking of not knowing the inner workings of the white house, they mean quite literally - i read an article about how some aides wanted a meeting at the WH but didnt know how to work the light system in the room so they just had it in the dark Lol
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thathonkey posted:speaking of not knowing the inner workings of the white house, they mean quite literally - i read an article about how some aides wanted a meeting at the WH but didnt know how to work the light system in the room so they just had it in the dark loving lol
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FoolyCharged posted:I still cant believe donald trump is potus. This is the world we live in.  
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Lacey posted:
Came here to post this maybe it's a coke reference
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Feb 7, 2017 03:10
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I KNEW IT WAS YOU DONALDO I VOTED FOR YOU 
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thathonkey posted:relapsed on mirrors again 
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Feb 7, 2017 03:41
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But if he does that I dont get to laugh at him as long? 
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thathonkey posted:speaking of not knowing the inner workings of the white house, they mean quite literally - i read an article about how some aides wanted a meeting at the WH but didnt know how to work the light system in the room so they just had it in the dark lmao
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Feb 7, 2017 05:26
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just remembered trump is prez, lol
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Feb 7, 2017 06:20
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Just remembered that the president is a guy that really gets butthurt about being made fun of on a TV show that's made fun of the president for decades. lol.
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thathonkey posted:speaking of not knowing the inner workings of the white house, they mean quite literally - i read an article about how some aides wanted a meeting at the WH but didnt know how to work the light system in the room so they just had it in the dark And Trump's "I call my own shots!" tweet came after Morning Joe said Bannon or someone else might be "calling the shots" like he literally was tweeting at morning Joe minus the @. LOL P.S. - Blonde-haired moth with relatively small genitals named after Donald Trump: http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/blondehaired-moth-with-small-genitals-named-after-donald-trump/ That's a lol. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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Feb 7, 2017 06:48
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why is he so obsessed with the new york times. like there's a bajillion other papers and news channels that think he's a big humongous turd baby but every other tweet is about how NYTIMES IS WRONG and HAD TO APOLOGIZE.
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Feb 7, 2017 07:27
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The probably ran an article making fun of him in the 80s he's still mad about.
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Feb 7, 2017 07:28
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yeah i think nytimes is one of the publications that was hitting him hard for being a real poo poo businessman and lying about his success over the past few decades leading up to him running for and winning the highest office in the land on largely those same merits
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thathonkey posted:speaking of not knowing the inner workings of the white house, they mean quite literally - i read an article about how some aides wanted a meeting at the WH but didnt know how to work the light system in the room so they just had it in the dark heklp my chest is hurting from all the lols
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the latest in WH leaks makes it sound like priebus and bannon are gonna square off over power and influence eventually which i bet trump thinks is a good idea because that is how things work in reality tv and maybe it is since it could mean one of them leaves or they both stubbornly remain and act as foils for one another Either way lol
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Feb 7, 2017 08:01
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I just like how trump signs executive orders without reading them first, lol
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Lime Tonics posted:I just like how trump signs executive orders without reading them first, lol he can't read them though lol
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Arrhythmia posted:why is he so obsessed with the new york times. like there's a bajillion other papers and news channels that think he's a big humongous turd baby but every other tweet is about how NYTIMES IS WRONG and HAD TO APOLOGIZE. He wanted to rule new york before he wanted to rule america, but the media establishment that most represents new york's upper class has always called him out as a classless oaf. I bet his father and entire social circle growing up all read and respected the new york times, even when their opinions differed with it.
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Arrhythmia posted:he can't read them though lol our president, the president of the country in which I reside, cannot read lol
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Feb 7, 2017 08:44
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hey guys, wanna hear a joke? so a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. the priest turns to the rabbi and says donald trump is the president of the united states of america
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Arrhythmia posted:hey guys, wanna hear a joke? so a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. the priest turns to the rabbi and says donald trump is the president of the united states of america
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LOL, you can't make this poo poo up! "Rudy Giuliani and Elaine Chao paid by ‘cult-like’ Iranian group to give speeches" quote:President Trump adviser Rudy Giuliani and Cabinet member Elaine Chao gave paid speeches to a “cult-like” Iranian group that killed Americans before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, according to a report on Sunday. http://nypost.com/2017/02/05/rudy-giuliani-and-elaine-chao-paid-by-cult-like-iranian-group-to-give-speeches/
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