Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

you get shark game set up you kiwi bastard?

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:34

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# ? May 19, 2024 03:17

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# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:07

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you get shark game set up you kiwi bastard?

yeah i'm set up haven't played it yet but let's have a crack sometime

# ? Feb 6, 2017 22:00

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

a lot of goons getting defensive in the /incel thread lol, of course, including Jeffrey of Yospos

I love how posters in that sort of thread deliver just as well as the targets.

Devoyniche posted:

Im pretty sure goons fuckin invented the whole "MY GIRLFRIEND let me touch her boob AND HER VAGINA" thing so that's pretty funny.

Because life is poo poo, the world doesnt owe you anything, and men tend to lean toward acting this way as is plainly evidenced. Plenty of the incel dudes are American, like Elliot Rodgers, and have a pretty similar education and environment and still turn out this way -- and I dont think it was ever any 80s movies saying "if you do x, she'll do y and you can win the girl!" but rather the whole "just be yourself and it will happen!" message. The Y chromosome is a mutation in the first place and scientifically men are genetically weaker and more unstable, more often have mental disorders (spare me, thread) and things like autism which is why you have the classic basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype and the clueless, useless Chris-chan fuckbutt puttering around.

I dont see how it's cruel? It's not misogynistic, misandry isnt a real thing, and honestly if you asked any of these dudes posting on the incel board if they WANTED to be born, or if if they had a way to not be miserable or end it all, at least some of them would say yes. Maybe its misanthropic but to me it's more pragmatic, the world is changing and you cant smash the patriarchy if so many more men are still being born. It would ameliorate a lot of problems feminists face.

Im not saying kill all men, or even kill anyone. Im just saying that, the world in the future favors women, men have always been the disposable gender, even biologically in nature, there's no reason to have more of them born. Even taking away any argument about skill, the world doesnt need billions of computer scientists, plus, women are capable of those jobs anyway and can receive the same education. You will still have men, just, a limit on how many more are born so the sex ratio is more like 1:.8 or .9.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:13

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Talk about something less retarded in the DFAC

EMERGENCY BOOB GIF DROP REQUESTED

# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:39

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Zeris posted:

Talk about something less retarded in the DFAC

EMERGENCY BOOB GIF DROP REQUESTED

got u B

https://eroshare.com/eubl3ety :nws:

# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:41

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

reporting as ordered sir

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/QhROFWf.gif
http://i.imgur.com/gDUCiXc.gif
http://i.imgur.com/fnmyCp1.gif
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http://i.imgur.com/9mHR5sR.gif
:nws:

Mike-o posted:

got u B

https://eroshare.com/eubl3ety

Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 7, 2017

# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:45

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Mike-o posted:

got u B

https://eroshare.com/eubl3ety

# ? Feb 7, 2017 03:13

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Two Finger posted:

reporting as ordered sir

http://i.imgur.com/QhROFWf.gif
http://i.imgur.com/gDUCiXc.gif
http://i.imgur.com/fnmyCp1.gif
http://i.imgur.com/sui0rrv.gif
http://i.imgur.com/9mHR5sR.gif

Goddamn that last one

# ? Feb 7, 2017 03:19

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Following the ancient tradition that any good idea can be made better by making it mandatory,

EVERYONE ENTERING THE DFAC MUST POST A PICTURE

1. You are only required to do this once. One picture covers you for all future posts.
2. Any picture is OK so long as you like it/it motivates you/you think it's cool/you want some.
3. More than one picture is good. Pics in more than one post is better.

I think it's cool that the Sgt. Chowdown archetype existed in the pre-Columbian era.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Feb 7, 2017

# ? Feb 7, 2017 16:03

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

# ? Feb 7, 2017 16:34

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

# ? Feb 7, 2017 16:40

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

gonna put this sick Baroness album cover on the side of my van

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:10

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

I KNOW WHAT BOYS WANT

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:23

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

stare closely at the camo paint job

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:23

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:26

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:28

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Third World Reggin posted:

stare closely at the camo paint job

Dicks?

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:36

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:38

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Dicks?

newspaper

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:40

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Third World Reggin posted:

stare closely at the camo paint job

Newspapers - That and the flour water adds up to $3.25.
How much did ACUPAT cost?

e: beaten like a career KP

# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:45

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

I stole this from PYF in order to keep posting in here

# ? Feb 7, 2017 18:28

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gonna put this sick Baroness album cover on the side of my van

I like Baroness but these chicks looks like they all have FAS

# ? Feb 7, 2017 18:55

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Rough Lobster posted:

# ? Feb 7, 2017 18:57

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

# ? Feb 7, 2017 19:01

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Feb 7, 2017 19:08

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Dang that's a butt

# ? Feb 7, 2017 19:09

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

The spirits say, "yes!"

# ? Feb 7, 2017 19:44

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Buttception:

# ? Feb 7, 2017 19:50

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Dang that's a butt

Links to movie trailers don't count as posting pictures.

Here, have a loaner picture:

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:05

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Eeww eat my dick kp

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:17

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Me irl

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:53

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

Eeww eat my dick kp

Mods??????

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:36

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

Mods??????

Yes?

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:48

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Godholio posted:

Fairchild AFB right? That one shot down a MiG :cool:

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:53

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Eeww eat my dick kp

Every holocaust bloopers post must now include a picture of a Lockheed Constellation

Or you can volunteer for KP.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 7, 2017 22:18