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Feb 6, 2017 11:31
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Spider-Man looks like he's dancing in both panels.
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Feb 6, 2017 13:16
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MJ left the car with them, walked all the way up the ridge where Ronan is, and then Pete finally realized she should hang back? If she doesn't get involved in the fight I'm going to be very sad
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Feb 6, 2017 13:52
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MJ carries a brick in her purse at all times, knowing it is the most powerful object in the Newspaperverse. She'll accidentally knock out Peter with it.
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Feb 6, 2017 14:32
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ghosthorse posted:MJ left the car with them, walked all the way up the ridge where Ronan is, and then Pete finally realized she should hang back? If she doesn't get involved in the fight I'm going to be very sad Or more likely: After realizing that she's trapped in a loveless marriage she takes the opportunity and drives away.
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Feb 6, 2017 15:20
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"I've been proposed to by enough people. Ronan's not my type."
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Feb 6, 2017 15:26
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Alhazred posted:Or more likely: After realizing that she's trapped in a loveless marriage she takes the opportunity and drives away. I have no idea what you're talking about. The Parker marriage has remained healthy and strong for years. 
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Feb 7, 2017 00:04
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SilverSupernova posted:I have no idea what you're talking about. The Parker marriage has remained healthy and strong for years. Wait, hang on, what the gently caress is going on with those eggs. Did she like carry around a second pan of hot eggs, then dump them on Pete's eggs? Or did Pete eat them all, and she took the time to cook new eggs just to drop them on his plate as a much delayed response?
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bunnyofdoom posted:Wait, hang on, what the gently caress is going on with those eggs. Did she like carry around a second pan of hot eggs, then dump them on Pete's eggs? Or did Pete eat them all, and she took the time to cook new eggs just to drop them on his plate as a much delayed response? I think those were her eggs she was cooking up and had enough of his poo poo and plonked them down over his. His spider suit is also going to get a big scorch mark in the shape of an iron on the back.
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Feb 7, 2017 00:34
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Alhazred posted:Or more likely: After realizing that she's trapped in a loveless marriage she takes the opportunity and drives away. Mary Jane in the Jack role https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLAQiwEGGKs
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Ok, let's see.. Spidey tackles Ronan while Rocket tinkers around with the Sentry; during his tinkering he crosses some circuits and the Sentry wakes up and his shadow looms over the raccoon.. Meanwhile Ronan is done mopping up the floor with Spidey, he's about to send him to that big web in the sky when a giant robotic hand slams down and flattens Ronan into a paper sheet. Rocket tells an astonished Spidey that he managed to reprogram Sentry 459 and is going to make him the newest guardian. The Sentry blasts off into space with Rocket on his shoulder. Peter scratches the back of his head and says "I guess in some nutty way, we both win!" MJ's eyes narrow then she whips out a brick from her purse and whacks him good. As Peter moans on the ground, MJ waves bye bye to the newly minted duo Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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Feb 7, 2017 01:29
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SilverSupernova posted:I have no idea what you're talking about. The Parker marriage has remained healthy and strong for years. You deserved that, Peter 
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Those are some good faces      maybe we'll find out later that it's a different cousin of Rocket's in every panel? Snackmar fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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Feb 7, 2017 03:25
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Feb 7, 2017 05:24
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dude, the kree built a bunch of sentries. why would you go to earth to find one so that it can fight guys who are not on earth?
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Feb 7, 2017 05:28
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A planet is a test run for killing five dudes.
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Feb 7, 2017 05:50
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Ronan stands stock still in the middle of the park, holding up the key and talking to himself about his plan. Ronan is very lonely.
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Feb 7, 2017 05:51
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RandallODim posted:Ronan stands stock still in the middle of the park, holding up the key and talking to himself about his plan. how rude! he is talking to his hammer.
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Feb 7, 2017 05:55
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Kree sentries range in size from 15 to 30 feet in height; they're not gonna ravage the planet. Maybe a few city blocks, but probably not much more than that before the Avengers beat the poo poo out of it.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:dude, the kree built a bunch of sentries. why would you go to earth to find one so that it can fight guys who are not on earth? Ronan is, in all forms, very stupid
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Feb 7, 2017 06:37
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Ronan is just a drawing, if you think about it. 
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Feb 7, 2017 06:40
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Did he also feed that thing the contents of a diner and that's why it's saying "mmmmm"?
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Feb 7, 2017 07:14
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:how rude! he is talking to his hammer. "You understand me, don't you, Smashy?"
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Lurdiak posted:A planet is a test run for killing five dudes. Rocket was convinced the sentry could conquer the galaxy, but also, that he could take it (and Ronan) by himself. So at least it's internally consistent.
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Feb 7, 2017 09:23
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His device looks like it should be the logo for a company named UCJ.
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Feb 7, 2017 12:43
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Ronan, that's a tuning fork you're holding. Is the sentry some sort of musical instrument?
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Feb 7, 2017 13:38
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Please stop calling the Universal Weapon a hammer. It just happens to resemble a hammer. Give it the proper respect.
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Feb 7, 2017 14:14
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ok it's a space hammer
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Manatee Cannon posted:ok it's a space hammer Celestial hammer. Probably.
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Elfface posted:His device looks like it should be the logo for a company named UCJ.
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Manatee Cannon posted:ok it's a space hammer But where would one store such a space hammer?
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Mierenneuker posted:But where would one store such a space hammer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-qc-ntq5qw
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The answer I was looking for was "hammerspace" but 
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AfroSquirrel posted:Ronan, that's a tuning fork you're holding. Is the sentry some sort of musical instrument? It's a hint that black bolt is coming
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Feb 7, 2017 19:28
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Binary Badger posted:Kree sentries range in size from 15 to 30 feet in height; they're not gonna ravage the planet. If it's anything like the Kree Sentry on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, it will be equipped with a bomb capable of blowing up the planet.
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smashpro1 posted:If it's anything like the Kree Sentry on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, it will be equipped with a bomb capable of blowing up the planet. But if it uses it on Earth now, how will it stop the Guardians later? Actually, Ronan's plan being thwarted because he orders it to self destruct before it could attack its intended target seems par the course for Newspaper Marvel. SilverSupernova fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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Feb 7, 2017 20:57
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bobkatt013 posted:It's a hint that black bolt is coming Sometimes Medusa just shouts that when she's tired and just wants him to roll over and go to sleep.
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cherry venus
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