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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Facebook Aunt posted:

What is it? Chemtrails?
Notice how close it comes to not clearing that ridge as it finishes its drop.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Firefighting plane shits itself.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



thats rad but is the osha part how close it gets to that hill?

or is it just that fuckign job in general. Like, just the whole thing - the whole fuckin thing is osha.mkv

flying low. flying into a fire. suddenly losing a bunch of weight and pitching up. doing that a bunch of times a day in a high stress civilian env. eating a good lunch. etc

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

JoelJoel posted:

I like to think he planned for the tires to catch and spread to the load allowing him to shake loose burning lumber to deter his pursues. Sucks he dropped his payload on a loving short bus, tho.

Honestly that bit probably got him 50 years. Think they said a kid got hurt.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



KoRMaK posted:

thats rad but is the osha part how close it gets to that hill?

or is it just that fuckign job in general. Like, just the whole thing - the whole fuckin thing is osha.mkv

flying low. flying into a fire. suddenly losing a bunch of weight and pitching up. doing that a bunch of times a day in a high stress civilian env. eating a good lunch. etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hedLTEbhjJ0

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!


:dibna:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

oh gently caress i remember this one, the local news station interviewed the crew before the crash and then played the interview right before airing the crash footage

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

I guess Far Side is real.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Hahaha if he didn't release he'd have smacked the mountain side 100%. You can see how he's got pitch authority but even with the nose up he's got no energy so he's basically scrubbing speed but gaining much altitude until release.

KoRMaK posted:

flying low. flying into a fire. suddenly losing a bunch of weight and pitching up. doing that a bunch of times a day in a high stress civilian env. eating a good lunch. etc
Add "flying antiquated overstressed airframes" to the list.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

evil_bunnY posted:

Hahaha if he didn't release he'd have smacked the mountain side 100%.

Yeah.... and if cars didn't use their brakes they smack into the car in front of them. But they do.

And he did.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

zegermans posted:

What, 2M NaOH is nothing, you can get 50% on your fingers and be fine if you rinse right away. The only thing in a normal lab that insta burns like the movies is concentrated sulphuric.

Oh, I know. It definitely doesn't burn on contact.

What it does do, instead, is make soap out of your greasy, oily human bits. Which then washes away in the water you're rinsing the glassware in. Leaving you less of a person (by weight) than when you came in in the morning.

(The slippery feeling on my hands was just enough for the "welp, I guess I'm the OSHA now!" moment, I didn't actually lose any fingerprints)

Bubblyblubber fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Feb 7, 2017

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I know a number of chemists who have used dilute NaOH to clean their hands for years.

"Why wash off dirt, when you can wash off the dirty skin?"



EDIT: I should point out that they don't do it every day, of course. Just when their hands are stained and they can't be bothered scrubbing :eng99:

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


Too Low Terrain
Too Low Terrain

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Skippy McPants posted:

Too Low Terrain
Too Low Terrain

DON'T SINK
DON'T SINK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1VhTkg1ic

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Gorilla Salad posted:

I know a number of chemists who have used dilute NaOH to clean their hands for years.

"Why wash off dirt, when you can wash off the dirty skin?"



EDIT: I should point out that they don't do it every day, of course. Just when their hands are stained and they can't be bothered scrubbing :eng99:

I was going to write something pithy about chemists and brain damage from all them fumes and such, but goddamn if that doesn't make a lot of sense. You wash yourself with yourself, that's as genius/ :pseudo: as it gets.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

'Whoop! Whoop! Pull Up!' would make a better hashtag/tattoo than 'YOLO'

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

zegermans posted:

What, 2M NaOH is nothing, you can get 50% on your fingers and be fine if you rinse right away. The only thing in a normal lab that insta burns like the movies is concentrated sulphuric.
You can get some pretty good instant sunburns from a mineral acid in the 5-20 wt% range. Somewhere around 20-80% mineral acids get peculiarly shy and will still burn the gently caress out of you eventually if you find yourself getting splashed or thrown into a vat but at that point its basically drying you out to get the water it needs to get its protons interested in moving somewhere else. About 95%+ is when it turns into movie acid.

Caustics are both scary and maybe more understandable because their corrosion rate very simply goes up through its water soluble range.

e. Youtube plays with acid so you don't have to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeVZQoJ5FdE&t=8s

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

KoRMaK posted:

thats rad but is the osha part how close it gets to that hill?

or is it just that fuckign job in general. Like, just the whole thing - the whole fuckin thing is osha.mkv


"We're going to have to come in pretty low to land this thing."

"Is that difficult, Ted?"

"Difficult? Sure, it's difficult. But coming in low is part of every textbook approach. It's just one of those things you've got to do when you land."

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

I volunteer with a water quality monitoring organization. I didn't think it was possible to hurt yourself in our lab (unless you drank the really e.coli heavy samples after they had been in the oven all night).But one of the newer interns proved me wrong by giving herself a wicked sunburn with the UV lamp we use for e.coli testings. :negative:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bubblyblubber posted:

I was going to write something pithy about chemists and brain damage from all them fumes and such, but goddamn if that doesn't make a lot of sense. You wash yourself with yourself, that's as genius/ :pseudo: as it gets.

Yes, it's literally 'I am become my own soap'.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Gorilla Salad posted:

Yes, it's literally 'I am become my own soap'.
I am become soap, destroyer of bacteria.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

This was was really hosed up. That particular C-130 was a previously a CIA recon aircraft and as a result of its secret activities its maintenance logs were really incomplete. It could have had anywhere from 3000 to 30,000 flight hours, and while the USAF did a SLEP on its A-models in the early 1980s, it's possible that this aircraft didn't go through that. It should never have been transferred out of the boneyard.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Bubblyblubber posted:

At least fingerprints grow back eventually.

Even after second degree thermal burns, though it takes the better part of a year.

PROTIP: If you're trying to transfer a smoking, recently-on-fire toaster oven from a high school classroom outside through the window, because it's -20 outside and you don't want to be partly responsible for having the school evacuated, DO NOT TOUCH THE TOP SURFACE BECAUSE IT IS METAL AND ALSO VERY HOT.

But the school didn't get evacuated, and I was able to plunge my hands into the same snowbank that put the toaster fire out. Didn't even have to see the nurse for an ice pack! Made my web programming job hell for a few days, though, and there's at least one background check where I flat out don't have discernible thumbprints.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Applebee123 posted:


When you start looking at multinationals with billions a year in revenue and billions of costs, I wonder how frequent it is to end up with teams working on things that some big boss signed off on, and then following a management reshuffle/cost cutting the new person who technically should be in charge of them isn't aware they exist. While the people on the project don't really want to bring it up because they are afraid their department will be shut as part of the cost cutting, especially when what they do it isn't really directly related to the business's main area.

I worked at a small company for a while that had a joint development agreement with a billion plus dollar company. We were developing a product for them that was a little outside their usual product line, and they were paying us for that development.

The guy at that big company who was our internal champion retired, and then we had a speed bump in development. The retiree's replacement wasn't invested in our program, and suspended it. They promptly forgot about it. That was 10 years ago.

The comedy bit is that they paid us a chunk of money and about a million dollars of it sits on that small company's books due to arcane accounting rules. They can't recognize the revenue because the program is suspended, but they can't call up the bigger company and ask for a cancellation because then they'll want that money back. And if they did want to restart, no one on that project is still at the small company.

Not OSHA but relevant to the engineering archeology idea.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

KoRMaK posted:

flying low. flying into a fire. suddenly losing a bunch of weight and pitching up.

Compounded by the fact that it's a 30 - 40 year old airplane. The DC-10 was around when my parents were children. The STOPPED making them when I was 2. That was almost 30 years ago.

Aren't most firefighting aircraft donated, out of maintenance, 40+ year old pieces of poo poo?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




This is a real video? It loks fake as heck like from a bad made for tv disaster movie

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

KoRMaK posted:

This is a real video? It loks fake as heck like from a bad made for tv disaster movie

It's probably an old cell phone camera or the video is actually much older and was only uploaded in 2008.

Yeah, it's from 2002.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Bacon Taco posted:

I worked at a small company for a while that had a joint development agreement with a billion plus dollar company. We were developing a product for them that was a little outside their usual product line, and they were paying us for that development.

The guy at that big company who was our internal champion retired, and then we had a speed bump in development. The retiree's replacement wasn't invested in our program, and suspended it. They promptly forgot about it. That was 10 years ago.

The comedy bit is that they paid us a chunk of money and about a million dollars of it sits on that small company's books due to arcane accounting rules. They can't recognize the revenue because the program is suspended, but they can't call up the bigger company and ask for a cancellation because then they'll want that money back. And if they did want to restart, no one on that project is still at the small company.

Not OSHA but relevant to the engineering archeology idea.

I work for a place that does crane operator certification, and we had a customer once ask us about our Lattice Boom certification and when we changed it from being divided into two categories by tonnage to having no divisions at all. We were rather perplexed, since we had never divided it by tonnage in the first place.

It turns out that a now-gone executive director had started telling people that it was divided into two categories based on crane tonnage after talking about maybe doing it with the CEO (which never ended up going anywhere), and several years later people still thought that the status quo for 8 years was actually a sudden change that nobody was told about. They seriously didn't remember that they never did it that way.

We've also had to do our own "archaeology" because of a string of longtime employees leaving after a decade or more of full time work and discovering that they kept a lot of vital components of the job in their heads the whole time and occasionally violated procedures or changed numbers around based on what they felt like that day.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

We had a new gm come in recently and decide that he was going to be big boss man and insulate his position with his people. He did this by immediately turning over most of the office staff- most notably all of payroll... right before tax time.

This led to the sales people having their complex commission schedules hosed with and leading to at least two of them out right quitting on the spot when quarterly bonuses were late then half of what was expected. It also let to no one getting proper holiday pay over the holidays. Now, they're trying to deny a pay raise to a guy that got a new cert, despite the CBA being crystal clear on that particular point.

We deal with it believe 3 different union agreements, all with their own nuance, as well as a couple dozen different, non-union office positions. Everyone (that's being paid) is loyal to him though, so I guess it's worth losing a ton of institutional knowledge, a bunch of customers, and pissing off a bunch of very specialised tradesmen.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Bubblyblubber posted:

Last Friday I was very careful to wear gloves while mixing a 2M solution of sodium hidroxide, and everything went ok.

I wasn't careful 20 minutes later when I rinsed the glassware without gloves.

At least fingerprints grow back eventually.

This reminded me of an OSHA moment from my past. All through High School, and the first part of college, I worked in a bakery that made bread, pizza crusts, and soft pretzels. When we did a run of soft pretzels, we did at least 5,000 at a time. Anyway, most of the work was manual at the time, and it included stringing 24 frozen soft pretzel (in dough form) on a wooden dowel, immersing them in a boiling bath of Sodium Hydroxide, and arranging them on giant Teflon cooking sheets ready for the oven. I don't quite remember the concentration of the NaOH, but it was strong. It was used to impart that "pretzel taste", and golden color to the baked pretzels. We used heavy duty (i.e. chemical resistant) rubber gloves for the immersion process. I was in the midst of a rush order of 10,000 pretzels when I ripped, what seemed like, an insignificant chunk of rubber off my right glove on some piece of equipment -- right by my wrist. As I continued to work, I felt that portion of my arm start to become wet, and sting a bit, but, since it was a rush order, me and my two co-workers continued on. By the end of the order, when the last pretzels were loaded into the oven, we decided to take a break. When I pulled my gloves off, I was horrified to see that the top couple of layers of skin right around my wrist were apparently in the glove. It was a sort of chuckhole about 1.5 inches across. No bleeding, and no pain at all, but the smell was nasty. Sort of like hair burning in a hair dryer or something. It took quite a while to heal, and I still have a slight scar there.


Facebook Aunt posted:

What is it? Chemtrails?

No worries. It's just One More Red Nightmare. Zack Parsons' "Instruction For A..." will fill you in. :)

The_Politics_Man
Aug 25, 2015

my mind is tearing

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



resar posted:

my mind is tearing

I imagine that fire bomber pilots wear cowboy hats and yell a lot while they're flying. They probably love taking the press along too and being all nonchalant while the plane hoots and yells and buzzes at them as they drop down to 10 feet above a ridge during a pass.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

zedprime posted:

but at that point its basically drying you out to get the water it needs to get its protons interested in moving somewhere else. About 95%+ is when it turns into movie acid.

Fun fact: movie "acid" is not acid at all, but usually just a strong solvent poured onto a plastic surface made to look like metal/wood/flesh/etc. For instance, in Aliens, the effect of the xenomorph blood melting through the floor is the result of dripping green-dyed acetone onto gray polystyrene "deck panels."

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

beep-beep car is go posted:

I imagine that fire bomber pilots wear cowboy hats and yell a lot while they're flying.

*water bomber. Fire bombing is something else.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sagebrush posted:

*water bomber. Fire bombing is something else.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Sagebrush posted:

*water bomber. Fire bombing is something else.

Something tells me those guys don't care what they are dropping as long as someone will let them off the leash to fly around.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

A White Guy posted:

I volunteer with a water quality monitoring organization. I didn't think it was possible to hurt yourself in our lab (unless you drank the really e.coli heavy samples after they had been in the oven all night).But one of the newer interns proved me wrong by giving herself a wicked sunburn with the UV lamp we use for e.coli testings. :negative:

Uhm, was she wearing eye protection when working around a uv lamp? D:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
What was the film where a bunch of cast and crew got some wicked burns from some high‐power Eastern Bloc germodical lamps?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Platystemon posted:

What was the film where a bunch of cast and crew got some wicked burns from some high‐power Eastern Bloc germodical lamps?

I think that was one of the Blade films

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Platystemon posted:

What was the film where a bunch of cast and crew got some wicked burns from some high‐power Eastern Bloc germodical lamps?

I think they were decontaminating people going into clean rooms or something and when they called a grandpa doctor he called them all idiots and said if they were lucky no one would go blind.

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