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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the plot thickens lmao

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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cnut posted:

LOL, you can't make this poo poo up!

"Rudy Giuliani and Elaine Chao paid by ‘cult-like’ Iranian group to give speeches"


http://nypost.com/2017/02/05/rudy-giuliani-and-elaine-chao-paid-by-cult-like-iranian-group-to-give-speeches/

lol what the

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Donald Trump is like the entire cast of Always Sunny wrapped up into a single, flabby form.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
what's the word when you are funded by terrorism

cnut
May 3, 2016

unpacked robinhood posted:

what's the word when you are funded by terrorism

"Businessman"?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

unpacked robinhood posted:

what's the word when you are funded by terrorism

"Politician"?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Yentl

cnut
May 3, 2016

thathonkey posted:

"Politician"?

*touches nose

*wipes finger on pants

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Arrhythmia posted:

hey guys, wanna hear a joke? so a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. the priest turns to the rabbi and says donald trump is the president of the united states of america

This sounds suspiciously like a Granos joke

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Arrhythmia posted:

hey guys, wanna hear a joke? so a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. the priest turns to the rabbi and says donald trump is the president of the united states of america

you could probably use that punchline to a lot of jokes:

why did the chicken cross the road? because donald trump is the president of the united states of america

a horse walks into a bar and the barman says, 'why the long face?' the horse says donald trump is the president of the united states of america

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Tace Vim posted:

you could probably use that punchline to a lot of jokes:

why did the chicken cross the road? because donald trump is the president of the united states of america

a horse walks into a bar and the barman says, 'why the long face?' the horse says donald trump is the president of the united states of america

*In Unreal Tournament announcer voice* DOUBLE LOL!

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Donald Trump, for realsies, used an incident where someone failed to set fire to a mosque in Sweden (nobody got injured) as an example of American media actively suppressing information about terrorist attacks, and proof for why you need to implement a muslim ban. lol!

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
US president publishes a list of 'wrong' terrorist attacks.

:allears:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/828608693512052736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




fat dumb illiterate americans elect fat dumb illiterate ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
"to compete with china we are going to become china"

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

unpacked robinhood posted:

"to compete with china we are going to become china"

To be fair, most of his ideas on how government works seem to come from Starship Troopers.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he deleted this tweet because of a spelling error lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/828939235499638784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Elman
Oct 26, 2009


http://www.themideastbeast.com/trump-tower-tehran-to-open-spring-2016/

and no don't say it's satire, who can even tell anymore??

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
President Trump addressed his haters

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

dontrel trump

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Congrats, Iran! #1!!!!

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Minimalist Program posted:

*In Unreal Tournament announcer voice* DOUBLE LOL!

you know, how this goes it's gonna be one MMMMMONSTER LOL! after another

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

unpacked robinhood posted:

President Trump addressed his haters

a 14 year old girl would probably manage to be more presidential lol

cnut
May 3, 2016

unpacked robinhood posted:

President Trump addressed his haters

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

cnut
May 3, 2016

LOL





Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Iran is #1 terror bae

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Number 1. Thats terror

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Jose posted:

Number 1. Thats terror

Number 2. Thats terror

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Jose posted:

Number 1. Thats terror

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

The Brown Menace posted:

Number 2. Thats terror

homercles
Feb 14, 2010

Hahaha Brietbart is running the USA.

Ahhhhhhhhh ahahahaha would harrrr more but on mobile. Hah!

The goal of the Trump presidency is to destroy America and have the left reform, but instead the left are doubling down on idpol and neoliberalism so I hope Trump gets reelected and Pelosi's dessicated living corpse watches on. If Hillary could get mulched into Soylent that would be good too, might just make the product worth buying.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Minimalist Program posted:

heklp my chest is hurting from all the lols

im lolling so hard that my left arm is starting to go numb

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan


lol

homercles
Feb 14, 2010


Talcum X deleted his half time tweet. Sad!

https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/828458736276602880/

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Gentlemen, behold:



The charred remain of one of the major terrorist attacks, shamelessly suppressed by US media, yet boldly disclosed by Trump.



It's a make-shift mosque in a Swedish suburb.

ISIS, aka some teenage jackasses, sprayed some graffitti and failed to light it on fire. Because, you know, it's a brick wall.

This is evidence why it's worth it for America to become an international pariah.

loving

l
o
l

E: only some property damage was caused by this attack.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Apparently there was also a night club shooting in Orlando on his list?! Why was the media so silent in this??!! I feel like that's the type of thing that should be in the news constantly for like two straight weeks!!

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Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Minimalist Program posted:

Here's another lol from D&D:

lmao!!!!

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