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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

My buddy was an EO tech and basically trained like an olympic athlete on his own time so he could make it through selection. He did, and eventually ended up in JTF2.

OTOH I knew another guy who thought walking to his car through the parking lot everyday and drinking Soylent would get him on CJIRU. He's still trying, bless his heart.

I heard SAR turns down would-be olympic athletes, and their recruiting pool probably doesn't include as many brodude crossfitters from battalion.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I know it's not exactly military and there's nothing going boom, but this pilot has brass loving balls and almost made his DC10 go boom.


EBB
Feb 15, 2005

My butthole is puckering just watching that.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I know it's not exactly military and there's nothing going boom, but this pilot has brass loving balls and almost made his DC10 go boom.

:suspense:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I know it's not exactly military and there's nothing going boom, but this pilot has brass loving balls and almost made his DC10 go boom.

:staredog:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Fire-bomber pilots are loving insane. Essentially barnstorming in a retired freighter with gently caress knows how many hours on it. :swoon:

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
What does that much fire retardant weigh? Is it dense like sand or... ?

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Terrible Robot posted:

Fire-bomber pilots are loving insane. Essentially barnstorming in a retired freighter with gently caress knows how many hours on it. :swoon:

Especially when poo poo like this can happen because whoopsie turns out your government surplus plane was used in some hush hush business so the actual hours on the air frame are wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n06WNSS4tFs

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Richard Bong posted:

What does that much fire retardant weigh? Is it dense like sand or... ?

I think its mainly water with a bunch of additives so I imagine its fairly dense, maybe not sand but water is pretty heavy already

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Capn Beeb posted:

Especially when poo poo like this can happen because whoopsie turns out your government surplus plane was used in some hush hush business so the actual hours on the air frame are wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n06WNSS4tFs

I always hoped Joe Arpaio would get some CIA ragged out helicopter and this would happen to him

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I know it's not exactly military and there's nothing going boom, but this pilot has brass loving balls and almost made his DC10 go boom.

:black101: as fuuuuuuuuuuck

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I know it's not exactly military and there's nothing going boom, but this pilot has brass loving balls and almost made his DC10 go boom.
Flying as pilot or observer in one of the CalFire OV-10 pathfinder planes is seriously one of my top 3 dream jobs.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dead Reckoning posted:

Flying as pilot or observer in one of the CalFire OV-10 pathfinder planes is seriously one of my top 3 dream jobs.



:same:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Dead Reckoning posted:

Flying as pilot or observer in one of the CalFire OV-10 pathfinder planes is seriously one of my top 3 dream jobs.



I'd love to fly in an OV-10

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

CommieGIR posted:

I'd love to fly in an OV-10

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

I'd love to fly in an OV-10

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

BTW I'd like to call out two people dragging this thread's rating down

1.0: Launchpad McQuack
1.0: Jimmy Smuts
1.0: Two Finger
1.0: Kung Fu Fist gently caress

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Sinking ratings faster than a Marine aviator in an Osprey

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Dead Reckoning posted:

Flying as pilot or observer in one of the CalFire OV-10 pathfinder planes is seriously one of my top 3 dream jobs.



drat that's a sweet looking plane. I love twin-booms.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

BTW I'd like to call out two people dragging this thread's rating down

1.0: Launchpad McQuack
1.0: Jimmy Smuts
1.0: Two Finger
1.0: Kung Fu Fist gently caress


so this was the thread i fat fingered when trying to get back to the subforum, fixed :tipshat:

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Speaking of utterly insane poo poo involving DC-10s (I'm assuming everyone here has heard of United 232), there's Fedex 705:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnNI1gi7u_U

LostCosmonaut fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Feb 7, 2017

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Here's something that went boom (or whoooosh, I guess)

Hubble caught a relatively close red giant in the middle of the stage where it violently sheds its outer gas layers at close to a million km/h and creates a nebula.

poo poo's pretty, yo.


Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
This dude saw the DC-10 video and was like "tovarish, hold my vodka."
http://i.imgur.com/A46UFK6.mp4

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Duke Chin posted:

This dude saw the DC-10 video and was like "tovarish, hold my vodka."
http://i.imgur.com/A46UFK6.mp4

Level flight ain't got poo poo on pulling out of a valley after diving.

Reminder that this happened, though even the pilot acknowledges it's a lot of room.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Slim Pickens posted:

When I was in, rip cadre said something like 97% of dudes in Delta were former Rangers. That might include dudes that went sf along the way, I dunno. We probably attract more dudes capable of making it through the physical part of selection, not to say sf is weak, but there's some next level meat heads in battalion


They don't pull from jsoc for the most part, they pull from the army.

Rangers are a perfectly capable direct action unit, but I don't envy anyone that has to deal with their washouts.

And uh, how much can actually be said about red wings at this point?

From talking to my dad/uncle and their SF buddies, there isn't nearly as much interest in going to Delta in SF. They prefer the UW/FID mission of SF to the primarily DA oriented Delta. Once my dad became a more senior SF officer he started steering guys he identified as being more into DA type stuff over to Delta.

It's not really true today but back in the 80's there wasn't anyone deploying as much as SF, especially 7th Group.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Shamelessly stolen from TL:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Naked Bear posted:

Shamelessly stolen from TL:



Now that is the most accurate green weeny ever.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

hope I can find one for next years SS

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVMrk3pPnCo

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Did they just... Indirect/lob fire an rpg in on those dudes??

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
thats some loving mlg pr0-tier Call of Duty poo poo if they did

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
drat, that's a shot. Wonder how many rounds they used to walk it on target.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Naked Bear posted:

Shamelessly stolen from TL:



That's just a little prick.

Mexican cops kill a cartel head and 7 of his goons via minigun:

https://youtu.be/wIUZL7nqmYU

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

thats some loving mlg pr0-tier Call of Duty poo poo if they did

Something tells me the used a good old fashioned mortar and pretended to use an RPG for effect. I'm not even sure the ballistics of an RPG are consistent enough to make lobbing one accurately even remotely possible

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
inshallah

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
aaaaahahahahahahaha

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That's a long day at the wash rack there

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
If that's recent that's that mother loving red Georgia clay. Fuuuuuck that

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

That doesn't look like it's coming out.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Naked Bear posted:

aaaaahahahahahahaha



EBB, how does this make you feel?

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