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Gal with the weird brother-in-law: Eighty-six those freeloaders. They're obviously taking advantage of you and know you won't do jack about it because "a bloo bloo bloo she's pregnant and we have nowhere to go and I'm your husband's brother uguu~" If they were being respectful it'd be one thing but you're getting walked all over here
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Jose posted:they were hoping for you to join in Sounds to me like Anon is tots jelly.
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loquacius posted:So I have been married to a wonderful man for the past 4 years. He has 2 younger brothers who are also really great and welcomed me as a sister from the first time they met me. Maybe stop being a doormat and take control of your home by kicking them out. Give them 2 weeks.
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loquacius posted:There's no way in hell anyone could make a long-term running profit off of scratch tickets. Those things are a scam, and they're not gameable no matter how Rain-Man you are about it. I worked in a convenience store, and you'd always see people come in, buy $100 worth of $10 tickets, win $20 off of one of them, use it to buy two more of the same ticket, win $5 off one of those, buy a $5 ticket with it, get nothing off that one, and go home with nothing. He was probably either playing a shitload of high-stakes poker or counting cards at blackjack. ...even if he didn't get lucky, he just literally broke their bad randomization and also exploited my favorite flaw: quote:“Lots of people buy lottery tickets in bulk to give away as prizes for contests,” he says. He asked several Toronto retailers if they would object to him buying tickets and then exchanging the unused, unscratched tickets. “Everybody said that would be totally fine. Nobody was even a tiny bit suspicious,” he says. “Why not? Because they all assumed the games are unbreakable.” edit: rather more accurately, he could have done so but didn't, but as penance here's an even cooler article about Russian mobs manipulating slot machine PRNG. DACK FAYDEN fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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Feb 7, 2017 19:35
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Torquemada posted:No kidding, someone just dropped "reaping the masturbatory whirlwind" in one of the other threads I'm following. Did someone call down the thunder of bean-flickery?
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Feb 7, 2017 20:15
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quote:beard goon Yeah I got this issue, but I just do it on a small section the right side of my neck under the chin. I shave fairly regularly so it's not really noticeable unless someone knew exactly where to look and got close enough. Sometimes I like to get as close a shave as possible then pluck out the stubborn remainers with some tweezers. So satisfying. However I do have the problem of touching the plucked hair off my upper lip before flicking it away. Don't know why I do that.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:44
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Any opportunity to post this great Wired piece about a guy who did so is a good opportunity. I don't understand why gambling organizers work like that but this isn't the thread to discuss algorithms and gambling payout. Do we have a better thread?
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Feb 7, 2017 21:43
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loquacius posted:I would say "how does a guy who still has student loans manage to spend 1.2 mil on gambling" but I guess you have a system. Just gotta account for this one detail huh Take out a 90k mortgage on the house.
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If I found a bunch of freeloaders loving on my couch I would throw their rear end out. And this is what you should do too, wife with lovely brother in law. Either they give a meaningful contribution to the household and never ever have sex outside their room again, or they leave.
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Feb 7, 2017 23:02
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Feb 7, 2017 23:05
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loquacius posted:Morbidly obese goons. How the hell do you and your wife even get "intimate" with each other at 320 pounds apiece, short of masturbating each other? Do friends hold your panniculi out of the way so you can have intercourse? Are your bed's boxsprings made of solid steel to keep them from breaking? So many questions...but I don't really want to know the answers. I'm grossed out just thinking about it.
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Anton Chigurh posted:How the hell do you and your wife even get "intimate" with each other at 320 pounds apiece, short of masturbating each other? Do friends hold your panniculi out of the way so you can have intercourse? Are your bed's boxsprings made of solid steel to keep them from breaking? don't hurt yourself
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Anton Chigurh posted:How the hell do you and your wife even get "intimate" with each other at 320 pounds apiece, short of masturbating each other? Do friends hold your panniculi out of the way so you can have intercourse? Are your bed's boxsprings made of solid steel to keep them from breaking? I don't know man, but your mom seems to makes it work 
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quote:I'm a healthy twenty-seven year old with a high libido who gets incredibly nervous before sex. My wife is attractive, our marriage is good, and we have good sex. If I know we're going to, I just feel sick to my stomach and anxious. I don't understand it. quote:My confession is that my tinder fling with a woman 12 years my senior has turned into a serious and long lasting relationship of one and a half years. The catch is that she lives in Korea, and has been flying me back and forth every month or two that whole time. important question: do you speak Korean If not you might want to consider teaching English, it'd be a pretty good way to pick it up.
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Feb 8, 2017 02:47
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Nervous goon. See a therapist. Maybe you have repressed memories of being sexually abused or something.
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What, like, performance anxiety? Inexplicable terror? Its weird that you're fine once you begin.
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That first one seems like he deep down thinks his girlfriend isn't enjoying the sex considering how often he repeats "we have good sex" or some variant of it. He does it like 4 times just in that confession.
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Hey I know polygamy came up like 10 pages ago but I just wanted to chime in and say monogamy is a pretty recent development in terms of Human relationships and if you're like me and got stuck with 2 lovely uneducated idiot parents, I can definitely see how an alternative could be potentially preferable. Plus any mono relationship is going to devolve into a loveless, routine mess no matter how long it goes for. That said the only poly couple I know are the grossest people I've ever had the misfortune of meeting. They're married and have 2 daughters and like 5 other partners each. The wife is a 500 ton land whale and her husband looks like a Viking, which feels appropriate. They got me high and tried to persuade me into joining their weird political cult. That's my non-anon confession hope u liked it
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Motherfucker posted:What, like, performance anxiety? Inexplicable terror? Its weird that you're fine once you begin. I get that way before parties sometimes. Just this weird unnerved feeling that I can't quite describe, but goes away once I'm there. Maybe it's just anticipation?
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Anton Chigurh posted:How the hell do you and your wife even get "intimate" with each other at 320 pounds apiece, short of masturbating each other? Do friends hold your panniculi out of the way so you can have intercourse? Are your bed's boxsprings made of solid steel to keep them from breaking? Just stop! We get that none of you shitstains understand how fat people make the secs, but they do.....sometimes a lot. Where this is a will, there is a way. Heck, I was over 400 lbs when I fathered two of my three kids. Sure, I have better, more enjoyable sex now that I'm back in the 200's but that doesn't mean I couldn't get it done when I was lol fatty.
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wernox posted:Just stop! Good job on losing the weight! And also on having a dick big enough to be able penetrate past a 400lb gut!
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Subject line: here are photos of the inside of my housequote:Sorry for the bad lighting, most of the lightbulbs are burned out. They sent the pictures as attachments; I put them in an Imgur album for you. Enjoy! quote:I lost nearly 14 thousand dollars last night thanks for the Falcons blowing the game. My new avatar might be considered "in poor taste" in the context of this confession, but let me just say this: you come at the king, you best not miss. The only time I've ever bet on football was when I happened to be in Las Vegas for the Pats' playoff game against the Texans a few years ago. It's harder than watching a normal playoff football game because they have to cover the spread, meaning that when your team is favored to win by ten points and they're currently only winning by seven points, you're still stressed out. Felt nice when they won, though. 
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Dear goon who's scared to clean his house: Honestly, it's not too bad. You could clean up the whole place in just a few hours. Spend some time on the weekend and clean up a little bit. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE CLEAN YOUR TOILET BOWL. gently caress, that's disgusting. To the goon who just ruined his life: Did you make a bet on the Falcons winning before the game? Or did you make an in-game bet once the Falcons were up big? The second one couldn't have paid out too great, so I fail to see how it was the secret to financial security. What would you have won ~$5,000 profit if they won?
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Hahahaha "yeah man this team that has never ever won the Superbowl is totally a sure thing, I mean they're facing a team that only won four times, and the most recent was TWO WHOLE YEARS AGO! Let's put it all down, I'm gonna be so loving rich!" E: I can't decide if putting the money down during the game is even dumber than that
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It might have made sense if you were a huge Falcons homer who drank a poo poo-ton of Falcons Kool-Aid (spiked generously with 151), but even the TFF goons who hate the Patriots with the fire of a thousand suns and were rooting against them out of pure spite had eventually reached a consensus on "the Pats will probably win though because HAIL SATAN"
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I don't think the Falcons ruined your life. I think you yourself ruined your own life. You have a gambling problem. Seek help.
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loquacius posted:Falconsgoon Falcons blew a 28-3 lead 
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food court bailiff posted:Hahahaha "yeah man this team that has never ever won the Superbowl is totally a sure thing, I mean they're facing a team that only won four times, and the most recent was TWO WHOLE YEARS AGO! Let's put it all down, I'm gonna be so loving rich!" Look, if the Seahawks were able to win a Super Bowl then the possibilities are endless.
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Betting away all your cash on a American football game is the only thing worse than actually sitting down and watching American football
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Filthy house goon, you have serious depression which makes you unable to do more than the bare minimum. Make an appointment with a therapist today. Send another anon message reporting back that you have one scheduled. Start making phone calls right now, you can do it! Football gambler, Tom Brady may be an rear end in a top hat but he didn't do anything to your marriage. You are the only one to blame here. I hope that your wife is understanding and doesn't dump you, but I wouldn't blame her if she did after your poor decision making.
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Feb 8, 2017 18:28
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Chernobyl baby posted:Betting away all your cash on a American football game is the only thing worse than actually sitting down and watching American football No, no there's worse. People gamble on WWE matches.
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IT'S REAL TO ME DAMMIT
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loquacius posted:Cougar chaser. She's hardly the only older woman I was with for an extended time and it was a lot of the same sex and hanging out without all the drama. Thinking back on it I guess the main difference was I was much younger at that point and getting all serious was something I simply wasn't ready for. Either of the two I had been with before I could have ended up with if I had met them later. So I'd say right place right time makes this sort of thing work. Screw having kids and if she's like most 40yo women I know she's going to try to kill you via sexual exhaustion so learn Korean and live it up with ms has lots of money.
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The Management posted:Football gambler, Tom Brady may be an rear end in a top hat but he didn't do anything to your marriage. You are the only one to blame here. I hope that your wife is understanding and doesn't dump you, but I wouldn't blame her if she did after your poor decision making. Really? Why? If that fesh is real the dude is neutron-star dense, and she probably deserves better.
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food court bailiff posted:Really? Why? If that fesh is real the dude is neutron-star dense, and she probably deserves better. I don't disagree with this. But I also believe that people deserve forgiveness for mistakes if they are truly sorry and willing to learn from them.
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The Management posted:I don't disagree with this. But I also believe that people deserve forgiveness for mistakes if they are truly sorry and willing to learn from them. Same. Sometimes it's worth it to work through things. If it isn't something completely unforgivable. Things actually can and do get better sometimes.
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I am all for forgiving him regardless, forgiveness is healthy and good, but you can't make a relationship work with someone who goes behind your back, empties your life savings, and gambles it into nothing in one night. And I mean, what are you expecting him to learn from this? "Gosh, I really shouldn't gamble away all my earthly possessions"? If someone hasn't figured that out by the time they have five figures in savings, they're probably a lost cause.
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