TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

comingafteryouall posted:

just lol if you haven't been backing up every post in the thread and programming a super computer to create a simulation in case the internet collapses.

probably already happened which is why I get deja v� 10times a day while reading the forums

other people are probably simulating encounters with Ellen Page and Kristen Stewart, but future-me just wants to :justpost:

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:52

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 08:45

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

educational standards are basically set at the state level. if your state wants to keep common core, they will.

This is always my response whenever some right winger in a red state bitches about Obama and common core

like, look buddy, your Republican governor is the one who adopted and is keeping it, don't bitch at me or Obama

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Pepsi presents The Drafting of Constitution 2

"CONSTITUTION 2" the reality TV show would be so exceptionally my poo poo

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:52

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

what kid wouldnt rather be working as a chimney sweep than sitting in some boring old school? not little Jimmy here, right? haha you go get 'em, slugger.

oh dear it appears that Jimmy has asphyxiated upside-down in a flue.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:51

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

univbee posted:

Seriously, is there any reason to think America isn't a lost cause at this point? The country's doomed, it had a good run.

Honestly? Just like the banks we may be Too Big To Fail except it's the entire world who's gonna need to prop us up. Because if we do fail, everyone knows we take everything with us.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:53

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

educational standards are basically set at the state level. if your state wants to keep common core, they will.

so pretty much everything from trump's administration will practically be avoided by the states that had voters that didn't vote for him

i can't even feel schadenfreude anymore, this is reality

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:52

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

univbee posted:

Seriously, is there any reason to think America isn't a lost cause at this point? The country's doomed, it had a good run.

the protests have been bigger than expected and have had an effect because, thankfully, the guy in charge is a huge narcissist.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:53

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

probably already happened which is why I get deja v� 10times a day while reading the forums

other people are probably simulating encounters with Ellen Page and Kristen Stewart, but future-me just wants to

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:53

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

educational standards are basically set at the state level. if your state wants to keep common core, they will.

Yeah and all the dumb hick legislatures are gonna throw it out the window because concepts like "using the basic rules of arithmetic makes calculations easier" or "order matters when you're dealing with more than one dimension" is too much their peanut brains to handle. I loving hate Republicans goddamnit

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:53

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

When the kids of America run in feral packs across the apocalyptic wastelands it's not going to matter whether or not they learned their times tables

Trump has a quote basically stating this, posted in the last thread. Is it goldmined?

Also why is Arpaio in the Sheriff thing, he's been fired and facing the barrel of at least one federal investigation.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:53

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

fuckin lol at the series of idiots going "aha but unsuccessfully fighting an insurgency using strategies designed to beat a formal military mean those strategies can't work on a formal military!!!!!"

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I'd hunt down the longpost if I could but the mountains were mentioned as a sweet place for insurgents and the fact that dominating the air in Iraq was meaningless since they had no air force or air defense means we're going to find out what it's like to lose some pilots.

desert storm is the one to look at, not operation eagle boner freedom

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:54

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

paranoid randroid posted:

given how many of trumps boosters are "western civilization" fanboys youd think a few of them would look at history and realize that a shift towards exclusion of the Goths, away from traditional methods of integration, was one of the immediate causes of the Roman collapse

but of course their texts are all like The Politically Uncucked Guide to Superior Roman Civilization, by Sulla the Trigglypuff Slayer, so they probably blame the feminizing influence of christianity

Or to use the more modern example of Nazi Germany.

Where the purge of academia resulted in a brain drain pre-war. How the Holocaust diverted critical men and material from the war effort. Misogynistic policies kept women out of the workforce even as the war caused labor shortages.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:53

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Philip Rivers posted:

Yeah and all the dumb hick legislatures are gonna throw it out the window because concepts like "using the basic rules of arithmetic makes calculations easier" or "order matters when you're dealing with more than one dimension" fries their peanut brains. I loving hate Republicans goddamnit

they haven't done it in a lot of states so far.

The thing to be worried about with DeVos isn't necessarily K-12; its higher ed.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:54

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

mormonpartyboat posted:

fuckin lol at the series of idiots going "aha but unsuccessfully fighting an insurgency using strategies designed to beat a formal military mean those strategies can't work on a formal military!!!!!"

desert storm is the one to look at, not operation eagle boner freedom

look at americas success rate in wars you loving idiot lol

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:54

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Republican hick legislatures could have thrown out common core like years ago, there's nothing stopping them. If they have it they're probably keeping it barring political sea changes

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:55

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Fidel Castronaut posted:

fuckin potus using "the haters" earnestly and with great disdain. lol

i remember a day when the word "hater" was cool and relatively unknown slang that was mostly used by cool rapper mans and such

and now our president, Donald Trump, says it in his daily internet rants

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:54

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

univbee posted:

Seriously, is there any reason to think America isn't a lost cause at this point? The country's doomed, it had a good run.

quoting a good and true post

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:55

sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

CONSTI2TION

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:55

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Vietnam was a one off! A one off!

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

so pretty much everything from trump's administration will practically be avoided by the states that had voters that didn't vote for him

i can't even feel schadenfreude anymore, this is reality

Everything we hated about the midwest during Obama is what we will eagerly be cheering California and the NE on for. :v:

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:56

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

magiccarpet posted:

the protests have been bigger than expected and have had an effect because, thankfully, the guy in charge is a huge narcissist.

True, although he's wrecking poo poo at a breakneck pace and in a way that's not recoverable. Trump seething with rage is a nice mental image but doesn't seem to be slowing him down any.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:55

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

Everything we hated about the midwest during Obama is what we will eagerly be cheering California and the NE on for.

The difference is the midwest needs a Sherman to clean it up.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

DeVos does have the chance to be an absolute disaster re: disabilities and IEPS and such, but that's such a minefield I'm not sure even the republicans are dumb enough to wade into it.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:57

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

list of wars america can definitively state it won: the war for independence hundreds of years ago

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:57

egoslicer: Jun 13, 2007

Busiest day in awhile. Just a reminder that I'm collecting all the links and posting them here:

http://www.dailytrumpening.com/

if you fall behind or want a recap

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:57

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Jose posted:

list of wars america can definitively state it won: the war for independence hundreds of years ago

Gulf war I

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:58

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

paranoid randroid posted:

what kid wouldnt rather be working as a chimney sweep than sitting in some boring old school? not little Jimmy here, right? haha you go get 'em, slugger.

oh dear it appears that Jimmy has asphyxiated upside-down in a flue.

uuughhhh

i spent all morning on that and he went and clogged himself, how rude

just send in little Timmy to pull him out already

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:58

cams: Mar 28, 2003

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# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:57

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

OhFunny posted:

Reposting Schizotek's effort post:

yo link this post i want to quote it elsewhere

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:59

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Donald Trump gets really strong when he's mad and likes cake a lot.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:58

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

OhFunny posted:

Reposting Schizotek's effort post:

Quoting so I can finish reading it later. :thumbsup:

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:59

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

DeVos does have the chance to be an absolute disaster re: disabilities and IEPS and such, but that's such a mindfield I'm not sure even the republicans are dumb enough to wade into it.

I don't know much about IDEA but at the uni level I got accommodations through the ADA so that's probably about as safe as it gets.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:59

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

mormonpartyboat posted:

fuckin lol at the series of idiots going "aha but unsuccessfully fighting an insurgency using strategies designed to beat a formal military mean those strategies can't work on a formal military!!!!!"

desert storm is the one to look at, not operation eagle boner freedom

i dont think the argument is so much that irans army is gonna stomp the us army but that any attempt at an occupation will make iraq and afghanistan look like the tutorial level

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:58

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

egoslicer posted:

Busiest day in awhile. Just a reminder that I'm collecting all the links and posting them here:

http://www.dailytrumpening.com/

if you fall behind or want a recap

daily reminder that you're doing a great loving job, dude

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Philip Rivers posted:

I don't know much about IDEA but at the uni level I got accommodations through the ADA so that's probably about as safe as it gets.

yeah, its probably all ADA.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:59

Rubber Tucky: Oct 14, 2004; Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/829044795544915970

Really just goes to show our whole nation is fundamentally flawed when a vast majority of people are left-leaning but our statehood system, originally designed to help Rhode Island, helps out the minority party instead.

California has more people than the 20 least-populated states combined, in the Senate they have 20x the voting power of California. That's a fundamentally really big problem that cannot be fixed at all.

Our Entire Country is Gerrymandered

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:00

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

univbee posted:

True, although he's wrecking poo poo at a breakneck pace and in a way that's not recoverable. Trump seething with rage is a nice mental image but doesn't seem to be slowing him down any.

thats his handlers, not him

and exposing trump to be a weak willed pissbaby damages his strongman appeal

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:00

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

univbee posted:

True, although he's wrecking poo poo at a breakneck pace and in a way that's not recoverable. Trump seething with rage is a nice mental image but doesn't seem to be slowing him down any.

his latest and greatest EO is going to get kicked around the courts for a while, and the bannon puppet reveals have slowed things down quite a bit from the inside, and might just succeed in changing some of the advisors. remember trump had 3 separate campaign staffs as the power plays kept shifting around.

i think you honestly have to give the general public credit for saying gently caress no to a lot of this.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:00

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

The solution to assymetric warfare is genocide, I don't know why ya'll think it cannot be done, if not seriously discussed by this White House.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:01

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Rubber Tucky: Oct 14, 2004; Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Rah! posted:

i remember a day when the word "hater" was cool and relatively unknown slang that was mostly used by cool rapper mans and such

and now our president, Donald Trump, says it in his daily internet rants

God calls out his "haters" in the Bible

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:02

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