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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Chichevache posted:

I'm close to ten years for some of mine and I don't regret a thing.

thank god you didn't tattoo any ofyour posts to yourself LMAO!!!

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





We're probably all gonna look like poo poo in 30 years tattoos or not.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Quiet Feet posted:

We're probably all gonna look like poo poo in 30 years tattoos or not.

Tattoos done by good artists will make you look significantly better in 30+ years

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Quiet Feet posted:

We're probably all gonna look like poo poo in 30 years tattoos or not.

I'm entirely too vain to allow that to happen.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
I saw a girl with a tramp stamp that said "Make Me Believe In God" seven years ago and every time I think of it it makes me laugh

That's my tattoo story thx for reading

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

a patagonian cavy posted:

I saw a girl with a tramp stamp that said "Make Me Believe In God" seven years ago and every time I think of it it makes me laugh

That's my tattoo story thx for reading

what a classy lady :angel:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I'm going to look good in thirty years, just like I do now.

Or I'll be dead with everyone else in three years because we've reached the end of human progress and it's all going swiftly downhill from here.

But I'll still look good.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
My brother's girlfriend got mad at me because I was making fun of basic white girl tattoos. Like infinity symbols and sorority letters and poo poo and she was like "How is that any different than your snakes and eagles?" well mine are good and not 3 triangles in white ink on the inside of my wrist so

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Leperflesh posted:


Do not get a San Diego Chargers tattoo.

I'm not. Glad I dodged that bullet

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

My brother's girlfriend got mad at me because I was making fun of basic white girl tattoos. Like infinity symbols and sorority letters and poo poo and she was like "How is that any different than your snakes and eagles?" well mine are good and not 3 triangles in white ink on the inside of my wrist so

truth hurts bro

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Someone, somewhere got a PSU related tat right before the Sandusky news dropped.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

big money big clit posted:

I'm going to look good in thirty years, just like I do now.

Or I'll be dead with everyone else in three years because we've reached the end of human progress and it's all going swiftly downhill from here.

But I'll still look good.

Mankind hasn't made progress since Christ told us altruism was important and we all said "lol no".

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I'll be replacing my limbs and organs with cybernetic equivalents in thirty years anyway.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Chichevache posted:

Mankind hasn't made progress since Christ told us altruism was important and we all said "lol no".

Pornography has improved dramatically since the Stone Age.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

big money big clit posted:

Pornography has improved dramatically since the Stone Age.

You win.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I'm entirely too vain to allow that to happen.

Well excuuuuse me. Some of us already look like garbage already. :colbert:

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Bad Moon posted:

I'll be replacing my limbs and organs with cybernetic equivalents in thirty years anyway.

Stem cells, 3d printed organs, hormone therapy, growth hormones.

Im gonna be a buff as gently caress 120 year old with 2 livers and 3 kidneys.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Detroit_Dogg posted:

My brother's girlfriend got mad at me because I was making fun of basic white girl tattoos. Like infinity symbols and sorority letters and poo poo and she was like "How is that any different than your snakes and eagles?" well mine are good and not 3 triangles in white ink on the inside of my wrist so

i agree with her actually

that sounds pretty basic white guy tatoos

evilweasel fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Feb 8, 2017

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
if I get a tattoo it's going to be Godzilla wearing a Bear Bryant hat

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

Stem cells, 3d printed organs, hormone therapy, growth hormones.

Im gonna be a buff as gently caress 120 year old with 2 livers and 3 kidneys.

Speaking of extra organs, as soon as Brady retires homeless are going to start going missing near his neighborhood.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Like poors would be let anywhere near that compound.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Chichevache posted:

Speaking of extra organs, as soon as Brady retires homeless are going to start going missing near his neighborhood.

start?

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Goodnight my angels

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Bad Moon posted:

Like poors would be let anywhere near that compound.

As if brady couldnt afford a panel van.

I got a movie idea we get a dude to play a 40 yr old qb who hires a former team doctor and a practice squad linebacker to help him kidnap and murder homeless people for their organs.

Fiz can star as the concession worker at the stadium who gets wise and tries to raise the alarm but dies cause his phone has no service for some reason.

Swickles can be our medical consultant.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I thought you said Wheez and not Fiz for a second and thought this was going to be a Weekend at Bernies kinda thing

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
my new phone has been downloading the stupid system update i need to root the stupid thing and its taken 4 HOURS

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

BlindSite posted:

As if brady couldnt afford a panel van.

I got a movie idea we get a dude to play a 40 yr old qb who hires a former team doctor and a practice squad linebacker to help him kidnap and murder homeless people for their organs.

Fiz can star as the concession worker at the stadium who gets wise and tries to raise the alarm but dies cause his phone has no service for some reason.

Swickles can be our medical consultant.

best part is you wouldn't have to change some of the existing info out there -

quote:

John Jastremski: Tom is acting crazy about balls
John Jastremski: Ready to vomit!
Unknown: K
Unknown: He saying there not good enough??
John Jastremski: Tell later

quote:

Brady: “You good Jonny boy?”

...

Brady: “You doing good?”

...

Jastremski: “Still nervous; so far so good though”

quote:

Jastremski: I have a big needle for u this week

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/5597243280

Can't sleep

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quiet Feet posted:

Well excuuuuse me. Some of us already look like garbage already. :colbert:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

evilweasel posted:

i agree with her actually

that sounds pretty basic white guy tatoos

Snakes and eagles are cool. Your sorority/fraternity letters are not.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Although getting your fraternity symbol branded on you is p. metal

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Although getting your fraternity symbol branded on you is p. metal

Does metal mean gross, unappetizing, and just plain uncomfortable to look at? If so, Quinton Coples' arm is metal.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

when kid
as a kid

is it really that hard to write a loving tweet?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Game chat







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gently caress you if you disagree

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

John Wick 2 has a 75 on metacritic and I must see it.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Cash Monet posted:

John Wick 2 has a 75 on metacritic and I must see it.

I would kill like 10 puppies to get to see that movie this weekend.

10 is where I draw the line, though. I'm not a loving monster.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
What's stopping you from just buying a ticket to see it?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

What's stopping you from just buying a ticket to see it?

two kids

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002


one live puppy will distract them

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Snakes and eagles are cool. Your sorority/fraternity letters are not.
Snakes > eagles

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