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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
ted cruz is the senatorial version of scalia

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

holy gently caress why would you let a pregnant woman near ted cruz

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



musc represent yess

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

well maybe you'll have delilah *immediately realizes that's an insanely weird thing to say*

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lmao dude in the tan blazer just stared at preggo lady's rear end

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I approve of this question because I find the questioner attractive

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
wait, she's married

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Fidel Castronaut posted:

haha, "i didn't want to kill you on stage, ted, but lemme kill you on stage."

this is actually great. compare this to presidential debates. they are actually talking about stuff because the stakes aren't as high. i'd like to see more of this.

honestly yeah. this is almost two humans talking, if one of them wasn't a human-shaped bag of protoplasm and rat corpses whose default fallback opinion is "jesus thinks we need to eat the poor"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
ted cruz RELALY interested in babies wtf

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

a pregnant woman is like catnip for a giant parasite monster like ted cruz. dude is salivating

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

loving lol that Cruz suggested she name her second child Delilah, then realized the implication of what he had just said

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





hahaha "what's her name?" "maria??"

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



HELL YES PREGNANT WOMAN TIME

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

brb inventing a pedal-based voting booth

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



congratulations on your ms baby

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Calibanibal posted:

a pregnant woman is like catnip for a giant parasite monster like ted cruz. dude is salivating

he just said that he hopes the girl gets delilah he's a loving creep.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

bump_fn posted:

ted cruz RELALY interested in babies wtf
for eating, duh

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
"WHAT TED IS REALLY TELLING YOU"

HOLY poo poo BERNIE IS AWESOME

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Neeksy posted:

So wait did Ted Cruz congratulate someone for having a debilitating illness or did I miss something here?

yes

"you look awesome for someone with canceeerraaaah, my mom had cancer :smith:"

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?

Calibanibal posted:

a pregnant woman is like catnip for a giant parasite monster like ted cruz. dude is salivating

She makes a nice vessel for more slime pods.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
guys howabout this idea

we should only pay to maintain the roads we actually drive on

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

HAHAHA DID ANYONE HEAR BERNIE WHISPER "WHATS HER NAME???"

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Wait, is Ted Cruz now advocating for coverage for pre-existing conditions?

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Turdfuzz posted:

lol ur kidz hate u ted



bonus wife:

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Cruz spending more time saying why Obamacare sucks than he is giving a solution. I already hate Obamacare. Don't need a slug to reinforce that.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them


jesus christ NSW this poo poo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice




Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
THIS IS WHY PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS COVERAGE MATTERS TED

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



The Human Crouton posted:

Cruz spending more time saying why Obamacare sucks than he is giving a solution. I already hate Obamacare. Don't need a slug to reinforce that.

They have no solution.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

bump_fn posted:

ted cruz is the senatorial version of scalia

Scalia was apparently fun to hang out with, there's no way in hell Cruz is fun to hang out with

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

young ppl dont like u n wont vote 4 u ted
in fact they fucken love that guy next to u

Kudaros
Jun 23, 2006
I wonder what proportion of people are convinced by this stream of anecdotes and analogies vs the values and policy Sanders brings to the table.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

well maybe you'll have delilah *immediately realizes that's an insanely weird thing to say*

that moment completely owned

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Thoguh posted:

Wait, is Ted Cruz now advocating for coverage for pre-existing conditions?

this is the gop swindle. they will "allow people with pre-existing conditions" to keep their insurance, except provide no cost control mechanisms that actually makes that feasible. congratulations, you can keep your insurance! for a mere $10k a month, it can be yours!

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

ted cruz is a strange creepier version of marco rubio
is he capable of forming original thoughts???????????

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

scalia by all accounts was a warm-blooded vertebrate creature who loved his family and friends

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

bump_fn posted:

jesus christ NSW this poo poo

you right you right

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

young people think you're the zodiac killer

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

100 degrees Calcium posted:

They have no solution.

It's amazing, they painted themselves in a corner because their constituents don't think ACA is Obamacare

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I like how Ted has just totally moved on from the pregnant lady.

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