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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
bernie is the last samurai

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FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
But didn't he deny wanting to repeal the mandate earlier?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
its oging to be a choice

lmfaoooooooooooo holy poo poo

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Bernie has finished accumulating his chakra. To end the broadcast, he will melt Cruz's face with the heat of his arcane energies.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Dairy Days posted:

ted cruz is a strange creepier version of marco rubio
is he capable of forming original thoughts???????????

Cruz isn't an idiot, he's just a sociopath

Rubio is a legit moron.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


cruz is oozing all over the place and everyone's grossed out

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
holy poo poo ted

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
quoting notorious monster m thatcher lol

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

FuriousxGeorge posted:

But didn't he deny wanting to repeal the mandate earlier?

spoiler: ted cruz is lying

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Ted Cruz connecting with the common man. Like me, he has not driven a Lamborghini.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Kudaros posted:

I wonder what proportion of people are convinced by this stream of anecdotes and analogies vs the values and policy Sanders brings to the table.

all of them

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Yes Ted, Human life and Human health is the same thing as buying cars. gently caress. offfff.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
jesus loving christ what is cruz's obsession with the old country

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
my president is black, my health insurance is a lambo and i'll be god damned if ted isn't the zodiac killer

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
what the gently caress is he even talking about

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
"health is a luxury" - all republicans, and most democrats

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Fidel Castronaut posted:

my president is black, my health insurance is a lambo and i'll be god damned if ted isn't the zodiac killer

ur president is orange and ur health insurance is is a toaster strudel and ted is def the zodiac killler

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i like that bernie keeps reiterating how fucken absured this poo poo is

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Craptacular! posted:

Bernie has finished accumulating his chakra. To end the broadcast, he will melt Cruz's face with the heat of his arcane energies.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Turdfuzz posted:

i like that bernie keeps reiterating how fucken absured this poo poo is

bernie
wood
of
one

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

Al-Saqr posted:

Yes Ted, Human life and Human health is the same thing as buying cars. gently caress. offfff.

Ted Cruz needs to be destroyed, but I'm afraid attacking him will just result in two smaller Ted Cruzes

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
In Ted Cruz's America, staying alive is a luxury for women.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
HOLY poo poo BERNIE SANDERS KILLED THAT gently caress.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

bump_fn posted:

ur president is orange and ur health insurance is is a toaster strudel and ted is def the zodiac killler

maaaan, gently caress.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Modus Pwnens posted:

In Ted Cruz's America, staying alive is a luxury for women.

i wanna empty quote this but its to depressing

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



look living is like a lamborghini I've never done it myself but

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


bernie good

cruz bad he liek to eat boogers and children

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Jake Tapper: "ugh ok"

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

kaleedity posted:

look living is like a lamborghini I've never done it myself but

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
lol "as long as you aren't going to talk about the estate tax."

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
"a lot of young people supported my campaign" -a liar, ted cruz

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

"Bernie says health care should be a right, but we can't afford it."

"I want to reduce taxes to 10% so we won't be able to afford loving anything at all."

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 30 days!)

Mister we could use a man like Bernie Sanders again

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
is bernie really going to run again in 4 years?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Al! posted:

for probably a solid week "write some horror fiction about ted cruz" was my daily creative writing prompt and i think that well hasnt nearly come close to running dry

a well of ooze

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Does Bernie think saying "We are the wealthiest country in the world" just magically creates a supply of unlimited money to spend however he wants? I'm starting to think Hillary was right and he really thinks like that.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


"lot of young people supported our campaign"

yeah your kidnapping victims, after you told them they'd get the hose again if they didn't

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:

jesus loving christ what is cruz's obsession with the old country

slavery

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Mister we could use a man like Bernie Sanders again

its a shame we only have one and he's so old. just clone the man and make him the entire government.

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
so far, the winner of the debate appears to be............................


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HILLARY CLINTON

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