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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I wish I was 5 :(

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

From the avatar thread in GBS:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

My cousin, who never made it past basic because he ended up needing ankle surgery, got a sick tat.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

My cousin, who never made it past basic because he ended up needing ankle surgery, got a sick tat.



loving lmao till the end of time

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Murder posted:

My cousin, who never made it past basic because he ended up needing ankle surgery, got a sick tat.



The irony is engraved in him forever now.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The best part is he got it after everything was done. Not when he was in.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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loving thats double lmao, I misread and thought it was after he passed basic after being recycled because I'm drunk and retarded


In 20 years this guy will be calling vets of WWIII pussies because they weren't in the mid 2010s

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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gonna get "NO ONE IS MORE PROFESSIONAL THAN I" tattooed across my throat

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gonna get my blue cord tattooed on the drills at OSUT are gonna be impressed with how moto i am

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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i wonder if MP pistols or infantry rifles are the most tattooed army moto thing

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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GIPPERS do any of you have military tattoos? I'm not judging because we were all soldiers once and young

plz show your shame judgement free zone

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

One that always outs me as military.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That looks like a bad day :smith:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
rest easy, warriors

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



saw this 30s tv spot in another video and i was motivated enough to post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p10m0Jdk8tc&t=1269s

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Recruitment vid for the Trumpocalypse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKanmLGBEJA&t=88s



:black101:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





yo holly bloops you get around to trying that barbecue sauce yet?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That looks like a bad day :smith:

Yeah, that's a really fuckin bad day :smith:

Sorry n4m, was a whole stryker lost or something like that?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Slim Pickens posted:

Yeah, that's a really fuckin bad day :smith:

Sorry n4m, was a whole stryker lost or something like that?

Blackhawk

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




gently caress man, you weren't on board that thing were you?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

orange juche posted:

gently caress man, you weren't on board that thing were you?

No. It was my whole team including the guy that replaced me a couple months after I got moved from scout platoon to our retarded sergeant major's psd.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Murder posted:

No. It was my whole team including the guy that replaced me a couple months after I got moved from scout platoon to our retarded sergeant major's psd.

gently caress, that sucks dude, sorry man. :smith:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012









Have some yoga butts to take your mind off of the suck

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

gently caress helicopters

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gently caress helicopters

X infinity

Helicopters is why my spine is modern art.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

GIPPERS do any of you have military tattoos? I'm not judging because we were all soldiers once and young

plz show your shame judgement free zone

i have a large cadusa on my bicep that my platoon all went out and got together before we deployed

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Two Finger posted:

yo holly bloops you get around to trying that barbecue sauce yet?

Not yet my man but I've got chicken in the fridge so this week. Sauce after cooking? I'm gonna toss the chicken in a cast iron pan.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

My cousin, who never made it past basic because he ended up needing ankle surgery, got a sick tat.



That's some A+ passed out sharpie artwork potential

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

GIPPERS do any of you have military tattoos? I'm not judging because we were all soldiers once and young

plz show your shame judgement free zone

I have crossed sabers on my calf because I was a retarded cav scout.

edit: I just realized there's like a triple redundancy in there.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I've got four tattoos. None of which are related to the military in any way.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I will volunteer for KP duty because I don't really post anywhere else in GiP also I kinda suck

Hope you fuckers are psyched for lots and lots of dry-rear end baked chicken! We'll have stale french fries on weekends too.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Rough Lobster posted:

I will volunteer for KP duty because I don't really post anywhere else in GiP also I kinda suck

Hope you fuckers are psyched for lots and lots of dry-rear end baked chicken! We'll have stale french fries on weekends too.

As long as you serve surf and turf before bullshit proclamations from the base CO im ok

Even better if you manage to get the "ice cream" machine working

orange juche fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Feb 8, 2017

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

The new thread title owns. o7

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Rough Lobster posted:

I will volunteer for KP duty because I don't really post anywhere else in GiP also I kinda suck

Hope you fuckers are psyched for lots and lots of dry-rear end baked chicken! We'll have stale french fries on weekends too.
You're doing good things for your country, son. :patriot:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Rough Lobster posted:

I will volunteer for KP duty because I don't really post anywhere else in GiP also I kinda suck

Hope you fuckers are psyched for lots and lots of dry-rear end baked chicken! We'll have stale french fries on weekends too.

Okay Rough Lobster, don't gently caress it up.

joat mon, you're free.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





holocaust bloopers posted:

Not yet my man but I've got chicken in the fridge so this week. Sauce after cooking? I'm gonna toss the chicken in a cast iron pan.

yeah i generally heat it through while the food's cooking and serve it on top but i guess you could apply it before hand i've not really done that

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Will report back 2finger

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Does this DFAC have club soda because I like bubbles in my water but aspartame causes my autism to act up.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MurderBot posted:

Does this DFAC have club soda because I like bubbles in my water but aspartame causes my autism to act up.

The soda machine is broken, it's been broken for weeks, contractors were supposed to have fixed it but I guess they forgot to. The KP just propped a tray up in front of the machine and stuck a piece of paper to it that says "BROKEN"

orange juche fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Feb 8, 2017

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