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Pick posted:stoooppppppp My dick is a biomechanical monstrosity, similar to the second mouth on the Aliens from the Alien series of films.
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Moridin920 posted:I mean, you say that but then we see things like this and wonder awww  This though Me [15 F] with my crush [13 M]. How do i talk to him quote:hello im angela i m in high school and i have a huge crush on a guy who is a grade blow me. I am phiilipine foreign student in US and my english is bad so I'm scared to talk to him. I really want to get to know hum and start friendship but everytime I about to tlak to him I am scared of what he will think of my english. what should I do? Should I wait until i can speak better? evrytime i see him im happy inside i dont know english word. euphoria? high? I do not know but its nice. awww  looks fake, but still adorable edit: oh god, that wasn't written by someone using one hand, right?
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ArbitraryC posted:do you prefer growers or showers i like gardening and personal hygeine
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Mirthless posted:She seems so reluctant to be a part of his parents' life. If they've been together five years, is it really gonna hurt to spend a day with Mom every couple of months? They're practically family at this point. I dunno, I think it's just uncomfortable because a) the BF's mom doesn't seem to be having any interest in this "girlfriend date" thing, it's just the BF, and b) it doesn't sound like they share any hobbies or anything. Maybe this is my residual Frigid WASP Heritage showing, but I don't see what's wrong with relating to your partner's parents on a friendly but non-intimate level, and I'm not sure I'd be comfortable being pressured by my partner into getting closer to his mom when his mom isn't interested in that herself.
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I [29M] recently moved in with my [31F] girlfriend and ever since have been noticing alot of long hairs/lint in my butt crack
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My (25f) fiance (28m) doesn't want me to spend money on the wedding but he spent over 3,000 on a kilt goddammit for a second I was sure that this was going to be posted by my cousin but the pound sign makes clear it isn't. My cousin had a beautiful ceremony in my aunt's backyard, really nice and all, and her fiance decided to wear a kilt as part of his wedding gear to pay respect to his Scottish heritage. The kicker turned out to be that six months or so later he actually told me that there'd been a mistake regarding his genealogy. Turns out he's not actually of Scottish ancestry in the least, making all memories and documentary evidence of his wedding a reminder of that embarrassing attempt at cultural appropriation This was a California liberal techie wedding, not that it really has to be said
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Feb 9, 2017 00:21
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So did he admit his shame or does she to this day think he is part Scottish?
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Feb 9, 2017 00:23
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Grevling posted:awww Once Mirthless had a crush on me and he was afraid I wouldn't like his short hair so he grew it out before he talked to me but it turned out I am not a homosexual so I wasn't into him.
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Feb 9, 2017 00:25
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Improbable Lobster posted:My dick is a biomechanical monstrosity, similar to the second mouth on the Aliens from the Alien series of films. i've got one o thems
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Feb 9, 2017 00:27
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HuggyBear is racist, so we don't need to listen to him.
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Feb 9, 2017 00:28
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Pick posted:i've got one o thems VERY expensive Douglas!
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Feb 9, 2017 00:31
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Cumslut1895 posted:HuggyBear is racist, so we don't need to listen to him. My curiosity got the better of me and seems mr bear is a D&D regular so you're probably right
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Feb 9, 2017 00:44
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Moridin920 posted:I think our taints are being reaped here. pretty much Pick posted:i like gardening and personal hygeine marijuana cultivation and exhibitionism are both totally legitimate hobbies, i resent the fact that i am expected to choose between the two Moridin920 posted:So did he admit his shame or does she to this day think he is part Scottish? It got around and he's regularly mocked at family gatherings. He's a decent guy who is able to laugh at himself, thankfully also Pick, most dicks are fine. your heart (vagina?) is in the right place but let's be realistic here. There are some hosed up sad dicks out there that completely contradict, all by themselves, the concept of a caring and paternalistic god Play fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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Moridin920 posted:Everyone gets a bit insecure about their dick size at times I don't 
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LethalGeek posted:My curiosity got the better of me and seems mr bear is a D&D regular so you're probably right Investigating claims of racism is its self racism. Patriarchy.
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I tried to date a guy who said he'd lost most of his penis to some kind of infection and I tried to get in there but he just couldn't handle it so I'm left wondering if there was even anything wrong with it, or maybe it looked super cool and now I'll never know
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I hope kilt guy's skirt gets caught in a upwind and he flashes all the guest. It will be just punishment for his hubris.
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Lonely Virgil posted:I hope kilt guy's skirt gets caught in a upwind and he flashes all the guest. It will be just punishment for his hubris. Or exactly what he wants
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Nazzadan posted:Or exactly what he wants Why do you think it cost so much?
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Pick posted:I tried to date a guy who said he'd lost most of his penis to some kind of infection and I tried to get in there but he just couldn't handle it so I'm left wondering if there was even anything wrong with it, or maybe it looked super cool and now I'll never know Pick, you are a goddamn incredible person
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Feb 9, 2017 01:23
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No joke "Pick's Misadventures with the Opposite Sex" posts are like 80% the reason why I follow these threads. Pick is the best. Pick please understand that I don't mean that as an insult. They are genuinely entertaining anecdotes.
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Pick posted:I tried to date a guy who said he'd lost most of his penis to some kind of infection and I tried to get in there but he just couldn't handle it so I'm left wondering if there was even anything wrong with it, or maybe it looked super cool and now I'll never know I definitely have to admire your optimism, but there's also the chance that the man knew a thing or two about his own dick. Rampant male insecurity or leprotic, bacterially demolished penis; the world may never know
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Feb 9, 2017 01:56
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Pick posted:I tried to date a guy who said he'd lost most of his penis to some kind of infection and I tried to get in there but he just couldn't handle it so I'm left wondering if there was even anything wrong with it, or maybe it looked super cool and now I'll never know Maybe it had a cool scar or eyepatch
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Improbable Lobster posted:Maybe it had a cool scar or eyepatch probably an unfortunate tribal neck tattoo from the penis' younger, more wild days
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Feb 9, 2017 02:02
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Pick posted:I tried to date a guy who said he'd lost most of his penis to some kind of infection and I tried to get in there but he just couldn't handle it so I'm left wondering if there was even anything wrong with it, or maybe it looked super cool and now I'll never know Maybe you are just awful and he'd rather lie about having half a dick than let you anywhere near it.
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One of the great regrets of my life is that, one night in college when we wandered into the adult section of the video store on sheer impulse, we didn't end up renting "Unusual Gay Cocks." Nobody else shared my curiosity about what was so unusual about them, apparently.
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Feb 9, 2017 02:08
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I'm pretty tolerant of insufferable(heh) internet speak but "reverse white-knighting" has me steaming mad. Anti-cheating is code for anti-poly
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Cyberpope v2 posted:Maybe you are just awful and he'd rather lie about having half a dick than let you anywhere near it. So how bad was your dick actually?
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Feb 9, 2017 02:08
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whats prep the upskirt in old norse
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Antivehicular posted:One of the great regrets of my life is that, one night in college when we wandered into the adult section of the video store on sheer impulse, we didn't end up renting "Unusual Gay Cocks." Nobody else shared my curiosity about what was so unusual about them, apparently. My group made no such error with See-Through, the, and I quote their box here, "worlds first invisible porno." Although, in hindsight, its hard to say we actually saw anything at all.
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Grevling posted:I [29M] recently moved in with my [31F] girlfriend and ever since have been noticing alot of long hairs/lint in my butt crack Moridin920 posted:I think our taints are being reaped here.
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Huggybear posted:hahaha wow all you closet MRAs, jesus, reddit is an echo chamber for mouth breathing unwashed incel misogynists. Just because the neckbearded hive mind masses think she's a raging slut for traveling to hang with an old friend, ex or otherwise, doesn't make them right. You're all so wrathful even if the woman doesn't cheat. Grow the gently caress up. Mirthless you better start shitposting fast or this guy is going to beat your record.
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Feb 9, 2017 03:36
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Danaru posted:Imagine being such a terrible poster that you keep getting repeatedly owned by Mirthless
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Play posted:I definitely have to admire your optimism, but there's also the chance that the man knew a thing or two about his own dick. Look! This is what I'm talking about. People are so demented about penises that they're talking to a woman who makes jokes about plerergates, the strong but non-sexual appeal of cannibalism, cleaning the smegma bean out of horse cocks, Catholic school, and thousand dollar Korean anime dolls, and they're like, I'm sorry Pick, that guy had a weird penis, and, well, hate to say, but some people just can't be helped
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quote:My girlfriend [26F] spoiled the Walking Dead for me [27M]Relationships
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quote:GrowAPairAlready 107 points
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Pick posted:Look! This is what I'm talking about. People are so demented about penises that they're talking to a woman who makes jokes about plerergates, the strong but non-sexual appeal of cannibalism, cleaning the smegma bean out of horse cocks, Catholic school, and thousand dollar Korean anime dolls, and they're like, I'm sorry Pick, that guy had a weird penis, and, well, hate to say, but some people just can't be helped What if it was just a hand with a gun and he saved your life
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Antivehicular posted:One of the great regrets of my life is that, one night in college when we wandered into the adult section of the video store on sheer impulse, we didn't end up renting "Unusual Gay Cocks." Nobody else shared my curiosity about what was so unusual about them, apparently. poo poo now i want to know what was unusual about these gay cocks
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Antivehicular posted:One of the great regrets of my life is that, one night in college when we wandered into the adult section of the video store on sheer impulse, we didn't end up renting "Unusual Gay Cocks." Nobody else shared my curiosity about what was so unusual about them, apparently. One of my greatest regrets in this life is that I didn't make out with Jimmy Urine from MSI when I had the chance. Those Unusual Gay Cocks will haunt you.
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