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Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

drat he got you good.

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hagie
Apr 6, 2004

All sensitivity has long ago atrophied

You got rekt.

Then he wrecked.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Go on, Git!

http://i.imgur.com/gI7ghWB.gifv

And don't come back!

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Chemmy posted:

What the hell are you talking about?

He's calling Nick and I tank autists

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

He's calling Nick and I tank autists

It's loving true.

Millertime
Jul 5, 2007
Just started a PS4 battlegoons party, come one come all! Psn = MillertimeLTP

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Oh hey, http://bf1stats.com is active now. Number porn time!

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Hmm bf1stats.com doesn't find me. How does it work?

Abiggoat
Feb 21, 2008

Kill yourself!

drat. Only 2 kills with the syringe? I best get euthanasing folk.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

humpthewind posted:

Hmm bf1stats.com doesn't find me. How does it work?

Yeah I can't figure this out either, but it might have to do with when you were last active / when you last pushed data to the server.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Abiggoat posted:

drat. Only 2 kills with the syringe? I best get euthanasing folk.

The technical term is "pozzing someone's neg hole."

Abiggoat
Feb 21, 2008

Kill yourself!

Beastie posted:

The technical term is "pozzing someone's neg hole."

I had to stop because my girlfriend found me saying things like 'Shh boy. This will take the pain away', 'sleep, now' and 'follow the light' a bit too creepy.

Gotta put those dirty dogs down.

E: Sitting on 12 now. Is there a service star for it do you think?

Abiggoat fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Feb 9, 2017

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

I have 75 syringe kills which puts me in 30th place on Xbox Live. I'll keep grinding, should have that service star in a week or so.

edit: if you're playing in a party you have to call your shot and say "killfeed" right as you hit someone with the injection. Everyone in your party is legally required to positively acknowledge your accomplishment.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
having not achieved one myself, is syringe a one-shot?

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Any one on Bone Krew going to be on around 7pm central? My lady is going out with her gal pals and I need some war crimes.

Edit^^^ You need to "charge" it like in Bf4.

Abiggoat
Feb 21, 2008

Kill yourself!

Can a syringe take out mines? If so, I want to syringe a tank.

^^^ Ah, the 30 damage hits I was doing to some makes sense now.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

You need to charge it but it's still dumb sometimes. You also need to get a feel for where to hit the guy. Sometimes despite this it just fucks up anyways and you die.

http://xboxclips.com/Iscariote/28cbff26-3bfc-4d1c-8cc2-eb5e9e217046

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Chemmy posted:

You need to charge it but it's still dumb sometimes. You also need to get a feel for where to hit the guy. Sometimes despite this it just fucks up anyways and you die.

http://xboxclips.com/Iscariote/28cbff26-3bfc-4d1c-8cc2-eb5e9e217046

So basically the defib from earlier games, got it.

wondering how to get my name into bf1stats still, can validate my AT Rocket Gun boner

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Chemmy posted:

I have 75 syringe kills which puts me in 30th place on Xbox Live. I'll keep grinding, should have that service star in a week or so.

edit: if you're playing in a party you have to call your shot and say "killfeed" right as you hit someone with the injection. Everyone in your party is legally required to positively acknowledge your accomplishment.

i like your syringe quest because it means i know youre always prepared to revive me and my precious sawed off

Skater h8er
May 11, 2013

Beastie posted:

Any one on Bone Krew going to be on around 7pm central? My lady is going out with her gal pals and I need some war crimes.

Edit^^^ You need to "charge" it like in Bf4.

I might be on if I'm not too drunk

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012

Dlc weapon list is good

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Chemmy posted:

You need to charge it but it's still dumb sometimes. You also need to get a feel for where to hit the guy. Sometimes despite this it just fucks up anyways and you die.

http://xboxclips.com/Iscariote/28cbff26-3bfc-4d1c-8cc2-eb5e9e217046

if you have it charged and someone does a front takedown it will fire and kill them

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
my profile posted at bf1stats after I logged in and registered some new statistics with the server.

I also conveniently stopped at 1,000 kills exactly with the Model 10-A lol

definitely #43 on PS4 with teh AT rocket gun, HERE I COME BITCHES

Ineffiable
Feb 16, 2008

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...


Top 6 percent for tanker and 7% for spm. Not surprised there.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


I've been using battlefieldtracker.com to look up my stats. It's all slick and web2.0 and now you can add teams /clans and track that bullshit too.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Finger Prince posted:

I've been using battlefieldtracker.com to look up my stats. It's all slick and web2.0 and now you can add teams /clans and track that bullshit too.

We hashed this out in the last two pages, that doesnt auto pull your profile unless you played bf4 and even though I'm the only one of you fuckin nerds who didn't, gently caress that site anyway!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I'm having a stupidly hard time navigating this site and I refuse to ask for help.

(So where would the dashboard of your stats be hiding?)

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
666 kills with the mexican

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
I was finishing off the Icarus medal today, and just needed 10 fighter plane kills which I knew would be easy as I usually rock the trench fighter. Empire's Edge loaded up, so I thought I'd do one more round and get that medal ticked off.

https://twitter.com/hongkonghermit/status/830059730173259776

Well, I've never had a game like it, nor will I ever again probably. I stayed in the air the entire match, got 33 kills without ever being shot down, and as you see there even got a sextuple kill with the fart darts (plus two quad kills later on). I'm bad at shooters, but quite good at this one. Even so, that round was my Penthouse letter, because this stuff never happens to me.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Nice!!!

Speaking of kill streaks. I was playing Conquest on Monte Grappa. I spawned in a fighter plane and proceeded to fly to B and bail out (because it's the only way I can use the sawed off). I capped the point, got a few shotty kills, and a few turret kills. Then I saw a sentry gun had spawned. I grabbed the Villar Perosa, and proceeded to get 29 straight kills with it, just sitting in the bunker at B and mowing down enemies as they trickled in. That thing is ridiculous. It just eats through infantry. I've put ~150 hours into this game and didn't even know it existed until now.

Is that the only map it spawns on?

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Awesome man, good work. Love them darts.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


RCarr posted:

Nice!!!

Speaking of kill streaks. I was playing Conquest on Monte Grappa. I spawned in a fighter plane and proceeded to fly to B and bail out (because it's the only way I can use the sawed off). I capped the point, got a few shotty kills, and a few turret kills. Then I saw a sentry gun had spawned. I grabbed the Villar Perosa, and proceeded to get 29 straight kills with it, just sitting in the bunker at B and mowing down enemies as they trickled in. That thing is ridiculous. It just eats through infantry. I've put ~150 hours into this game and didn't even know it existed until now.

Is that the only map it spawns on?

I have yet to get a flamethrower since I played the beta. I always get the sentry kits and get smoked. Although last night, before everyone hopped on, I did kill like 15 people straight.

Analdeath
Aug 12, 2007

Chilled-out entertainer.
http://i.imgur.com/jotzfxv.gifv

you can't be loving serious

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


RCarr posted:

Nice!!!

Speaking of kill streaks. I was playing Conquest on Monte Grappa. I spawned in a fighter plane and proceeded to fly to B and bail out (because it's the only way I can use the sawed off). I capped the point, got a few shotty kills, and a few turret kills. Then I saw a sentry gun had spawned. I grabbed the Villar Perosa, and proceeded to get 29 straight kills with it, just sitting in the bunker at B and mowing down enemies as they trickled in. That thing is ridiculous. It just eats through infantry. I've put ~150 hours into this game and didn't even know it existed until now.

Is that the only map it spawns on?

That is such an insane kit. I'm sure I've got it on another map, but I can't remember which so maybe I'm imagining it. With a medic and support dripping crates down in there with you, you can pretty much hold B all day with just that kit.

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Clapping Larry

lol it took me a bit to figure out what the problem was but hooooly shiiiit haha

SO LEET NOSCOPES

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012

think one of those guys has the 1895 trench from the 1/10 second he shows up so he doesnt count rly

lambskin
Dec 27, 2009

I THINK I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMOR. WAIT HANG ON I HAVE TO GO POUR MILK INTO MY GAPING ASSHOLE!
I'm in the top 9% for shots per minute. Spray and pray! :jihad:

stevey666
Feb 25, 2007
gently caress horses 4 lyfe

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Captain%20Stevey/video/26873148

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


Word

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/OldCaptainLog/video/24606260

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sunday at work
Apr 6, 2011

"Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."
Villar Perosa spawns on a couple of TDM maps, Amiens and Empires Edge. B on Monte Grappa is the only Conquest Spawn which is a shame.

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