NBA Playoffs 2016-17 G/V: The Playoffs Are A Band Metaphor Now

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

imagine having all the money in the world and still being such a profound fedora candy-rear end

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:21

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:49

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

R.D. Mangles posted:

imagine having all the money in the world and still being such a profound fedora candy-rear end

you can't buy taste

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:25

houstonguy: Jun 2, 2005; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

How can anyone deny that the NBA is the best sports league in the world? I feel truly blessed.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:25

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

I feel gassy

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:26

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

This is pretty sweet: https://www.instagram.com/nbafacemerge/

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:26

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

e: https://twitter.com/jakelfischer/status/829538035280773120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT2DDf7K75E

https://twitter.com/yourmandevine/status/829544315751849984

Salvor_Hardin posted:

This is pretty sweet: https://www.instagram.com/nbafacemerge/

further proof that tristan thompson is the singularity

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Feb 9, 2017

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:26

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Best League :allears:

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:40

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Worst franchise in NBA = New York Knicks

Best franchise in NBA = New York Knicks

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:42

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Welp

https://twitter.com/GeryWoelfel/status/829544168569577473

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:49

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Salvor_Hardin posted:

This is pretty sweet: https://www.instagram.com/nbafacemerge/

The only thing this player would lack is a back-to-the-basket low-post game. Oh, and I guess off the dribble 3s, too. The tear drops would be all time, though.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:51

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Dexo posted:

Welp

https://twitter.com/GeryWoelfel/status/829544168569577473

Bucks hosed again, same old.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:06

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

FREE CHARLES OAKLEY

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:07

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Lmao at there being less hand ringing over fighting Dolan and his guards than some one punching a Nazi.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:09

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Dexo posted:

Lmao at there being less hand ringing over fighting Dolan and his guards than some one punching a Nazi.

Because no one secretly agrees with Dolan.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:11

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Lmao

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829560543430242305

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Thank you Knicks for bringing joy to my life

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:32

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Dexo posted:

Welp

https://twitter.com/GeryWoelfel/status/829544168569577473

So where is Kidd going to demand a trade to this time?

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:33

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

But between this and the crazy bus driver for that college team, tonight has been an extraordinary night in Reasons basketball is the best sport

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:36

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Dexo posted:

Lmao

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829560543430242305

Even the Knicks can't believe someone would pay their own money to watch that team play

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:39

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Gets better. WCS with dunk of the year.

https://twitter.com/Scott_Charlton/status/829564649855123456

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:39

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Alright totally worth the pick now

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:47

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Gets better. WCS with dunk of the year.

https://twitter.com/Scott_Charlton/status/829564649855123456

Holy gently caress, all that dunk needs is a Brandon Knight to destroy

# ? Feb 9, 2017 07:25

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Higher quality version.

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/829568546535411712

# ? Feb 9, 2017 07:30

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Free Oakley

# ? Feb 9, 2017 07:31

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Gets better. WCS with dunk of the year.

https://twitter.com/Scott_Charlton/status/829564649855123456

I see you random rear end in a top hat Pats fan

# ? Feb 9, 2017 07:32

Strawberry Panda: Nov 4, 2007; Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

I hope Jabari isn't broken. That was a scary looking injury.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 08:31

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829512893955764224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Charles Oakley was warned. He was given an explanation. Still, he persisted to finger dome a chubby white security guard.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 08:47

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Lockback posted:

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829512893955764224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Charles Oakley was warned. He was given an explanation. Still, he persisted to finger dome a chubby white security guard.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 08:55

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Lockback posted:

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829512893955764224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Charles Oakley was warned. He was given an explanation. Still, he persisted to finger dome a chubby white security guard.

Some acts are not right under the laws of man, yet are still right under the laws of God.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 09:04

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Lockback posted:

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829512893955764224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Charles Oakley was warned. He was given an explanation. Still, he persisted to finger dome a chubby white security guard.

https://twitter.com/SLAMonline/status/829568817693073408

# ? Feb 9, 2017 09:06

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

This story is the greatest

https://twitter.com/FisolaNYDN/status/829581895256125440

quote:

After a failed attempt to get his attention by flagging down the car, I called Oakley's cellphone. He immediately answered and sounded like the same old Oak.

"How was I supposed to see you," he yelled. "It's been a long night. I'm not looking out the drat window."

# ? Feb 9, 2017 09:20

Juaguocio: Jun 5, 2005; Oh, David...

Charles Oakley once got 35 rebounds in a single game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXZ_-qj9aZU

# ? Feb 9, 2017 09:48

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Don't see what Oakley did to deserve being treated like that. Just shameful .

# ? Feb 9, 2017 10:25

Nick Rivers: Nov 23, 2004

Drunk Canuck posted:

Free Oakley

Can't yoke the Oak!

# ? Feb 9, 2017 11:52

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Redgrendel2001 posted:

https://twitter.com/SLAMonline/status/829568817693073408

So they kicked him out because Dolan is a bitch. "Let's hope he gets help" good god gently caress Dolan, confiscate the team and throw him into the East River.

Dolan's gonna triple his security.

https://twitter.com/MikeWiseguy/status/829557294010621952

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Feb 9, 2017

# ? Feb 9, 2017 12:38

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Salvor_Hardin posted:

This is pretty sweet: https://www.instagram.com/nbafacemerge/

I thought ads on jerseys were bad enough ugh

# ? Feb 9, 2017 13:13

Jack's Flow: Jun 6, 2003; Life, friends, is boring

Jota posted:

I can't get over how loving lovely it is to kick a guy out of a game because he yelled at you about how much you suck and then release a statement that tries to make it sound like the dude has a drug problem. That is one of the most bitch moves I can think of.

Seriously. What the hell.

Kibner posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeLFischer/status/829542633798303745

Man, the Knicks are pure poo poo.

Jack's Flow fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Feb 9, 2017

# ? Feb 9, 2017 13:16

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

shirts and skins posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeWiseguy/status/829557294010621952

Hahahahahaha

# ? Feb 9, 2017 14:22

chilihead: Nov 5, 2010; Is this real life, or is this fantasy?

Spacebump posted:

I feel like this Charles Oakley situation is one day going to be in a Knicks documentary and called a "new low" for the franchise.

I feel like there will be a 30 for 30 on based on the Knicks the last 5 years, and nothing really happened.
And it will still rule!

# ? Feb 9, 2017 14:52

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Libertine: Jun 21, 2004; When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

shirts and skins posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeWiseguy/status/829557294010621952

Real life incarnation of Hatchet Harry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naGOZoHxA-I

# ? Feb 9, 2017 14:57

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