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Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

You'll get a Switch and half a ps4 for that stack of jpegs

I reckon ill just go to Spain for a week and get pissed. Come back home and play E:D.

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Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Foo Diddley posted:

tl;dr: We spent even more time and money gutting and rewriting CryEngine because it is completely unsuited for what we're trying to do

PS it still doesn't work for poo poo

2017: beginning first iteration of MMO architecture for our MMO.

I guess development really did start in ~2017. But in all the worst ways possible.

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

Sillybones posted:

Awesome. In as devoting resources to adding easter eggs before any of the foundation gameplay systems are working.

Achievement Unlocked!

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Baxta posted:

I reckon ill just go to Spain for a week and get pissed. Come back home and play E:D.

You, my friend, understand game development

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

You'll get a Switch and half a ps4 for that stack of jpegs

buy a PS3 and like 20 classic games, or about 30 games in the next steam sale. Being a year or five behind the cutting edge has it's advantages...

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Sum Mors posted:

This site is so useful!


I'm glad CIG took the entirety of 2016 to develop "ship".

I'm sure 2017 will go fine.

I'm looking forward to doing a bit of Exploratio n' Science

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
I'm looking forward to farmin, G

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Beet Wagon posted:



Pictured: G.M.S. Pride of Kayak, the Javelin Destroyer goons will use to gently caress with WTFO after we grand theft starship it from MoMA.

Welcome to my dream 2 years ago, before I decided it's more constructive to getarefund.jpg

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Sum Mors posted:

Achievement Unlocked!

Kinder Eggs have really gone downhill since I was a kid.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Thoatse posted:

I'm looking forward to farmin, G

You just want to set up a trade route with the Childankli! Admit it! And we ain't talking for quadrotriticale.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The accumulated notes of all their tweaks and lies will foam up about their waists and all the commandos and whales will look up and shout 'Two Point Six" and I'll look down and whisper "LOL"

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Space Crabs posted:

The accumulated notes of all their tweaks and lies will foam up about their waists and all the commandos and whales will look up and shout 'Two Point Six" and I'll look down and whisper "LOL"

That's like pretty good but I think you can do better

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate
The patch notes look like what I hand into my boss every week.

- Actually put validation in when I was meant to but was hungover and forgot.
- Unfucked logins. People can now log in again!
- End prices are now actually calculated instead of the hardcoded place holders.

etc etc.

crisp roberts
Oct 13, 2016

Baxta posted:

The patch notes look like what I hand into my boss every week.

- Actually put validation in when I was meant to but was hungover and forgot.
- Unfucked logins. People can now log in again!
- End prices are now actually calculated instead of the hardcoded place holders.

etc etc.

CIG always reminds me when i write a paper for university and someone asks ""So, what did you do all day?"
And i'll answer "Yeah basic boring groundstuff, but when the foundation stands it should speed up any day now and i can write 5 pages a day".

To hide that i played don't starve all day and feel bad about it.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Lies  
Deception   
Obfuscation   
Hater Circle Jerk   
Prophecies  of Doom  

:ohdear:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
"PS. Apologies for my earlier post which was from my personal account rather than my staff account."

:shrug:


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/7516130/#Comment_7516130

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

his nibs posted:

"PS. Apologies for my earlier post which was from my personal account rather than my staff account."

:shrug:


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/7516130/#Comment_7516130

Nice to see him confirm, officially, that 3.0 is nowhere near release.

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
I'm jealous of SC backers, honestly. I wish I could get a refund for the money i wasted on LOL a few years back.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nice to see him confirm, officially, that 3.0 is nowhere near release.

yeah, they intend to look at starting on the programming maybe sometime near the end of the year. SQ42 and 3.0 can't be finished before it's done.

It's fine

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
So Chris said 3.0 before xmas 2016 and the staff that actually do the work are saying they won't finish or even start important bits of it until later in 2017.
If you haven't got a refund yet then :lol:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

peter gabriel posted:

So Chris said 3.0 before xmas 2016 and the staff that actually do the work are saying they won't finish or even start important bits of it until later in 2017.
If you haven't got a refund yet then :lol:

Yeah well that's just his opinion at the time.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

That may be the quickest an employee of cig has ever back peddled

Usually it takes at least a full weekend

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

If they are starting parts of it in late 2017 then

1. It ain't coming out this summer MoMA

2. 2019 may be a possibility but probably not.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Sappo569 posted:

That may be the quickest an employee of cig has ever back peddled

Usually it takes at least a full weekend

He didn't. He just reposted in an official account.

When did MoMA expect 3.0 again?

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

If they are starting parts of it in late 2017 then

1. It ain't coming out this summer MoMA

2. 2019 may be a possibility but probably not.

Maybe Australian Summer.... 2020

aleksendr
May 14, 2014

Beet Wagon posted:



Pictured: G.M.S. Pride of Kayak, the Javelin Destroyer goons will use to gently caress with WTFO after we grand theft starship it from MoMA.

Somewhere in Goonfleet headquarter:

<Admiral Beer> - Look at this giant POS desing. The thing has a turret blindside the size of a pregnant whale under it. Those UEE bastards at BuShip still think this is the age of sails and fire broadsides at each others.

<Chilldanky Envoy> - I know sir, we all know, but we captured it and the boys already named it "Pride of Kayak". Scrapping it would be bad for morale.

<Admiral Beet> - Maybe we could use it as a kind of mobile party bus ? Fill it with toys and games and puppies to ease up the stress of T-Posing and vibrating trough walls ?

<Chilldanky envoy> - Say no more, Fam.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

He didn't. He just reposted in an official account.

When did MoMA expect 3.0 again?

Summer, which in his goal post moving, truth stretching version of reality is August :laugh:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

his nibs posted:

"PS. Apologies for my earlier post which was from my personal account rather than my staff account."

:shrug:


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/7516130/#Comment_7516130

a CIG moderator posted:

Please do not discuss dev replies or other user's posts in this thread.

Open development.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Wise Learned Man posted:

Open development.

They really treat these devs like they're in a zoo don't they

You can see them but not talk to them. Forbidden !

Now let me take a picture of them working

Feel free to send food. But chances are it will be confiscated by the master of ships

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

peter gabriel posted:

Summer, which in his goal post moving, truth stretching version of reality is August :laugh:

Summer officially ends 20th September :boom:

Somehow I don't think those "extra" 20 days will be enough

Get a refund MoMA!

Quavers fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Feb 9, 2017

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

alf_pogs posted:

"we're not a cult, more like you're the cult"

Who are they calling a cult? They seem to be waving off in the distance "..them".

edit: no, god drat it. I am tired.

Sillybones fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Feb 9, 2017

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Quavers posted:

Summer officially ends 20th September :boom:

Somehow I don't think those "extra" 20 days will be enough

Get a refund MoMA!



Yeah they'll nail it no worries

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Have any citizens put 2 and 2 together from "coming 2016" and "we'll be starting on essential poo poo late in 2017"?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
Ho Lee Cow!! Just as I predicted, Ali B did go back in and made a correction to his post. :laugh:

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/829490674026307584

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/829499514281193473

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Guys guys,

what if "TheAgent" is actually Mothman

:aaaaa:

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Guys guys,

what if "TheAgent" is actually Mothman

:aaaaa:

What if he's also ManofManyAiliases ?
Makes you think....

furthermore

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





aleksendr posted:

Somewhere in Goonfleet headquarter:

<Admiral Beer> - Look at this giant POS desing. The thing has a turret blindside the size of a pregnant whale under it. Those UEE bastards at BuShip still think this is the age of sails and fire broadsides at each others.

<Chilldanky Envoy> - I know sir, we all know, but we captured it and the boys already named it "Pride of Kayak". Scrapping it would be bad for morale.

<Admiral Beet> - Maybe we could use it as a kind of mobile party bus ? Fill it with toys and games and puppies to ease up the stress of T-Posing and vibrating trough walls ?

<Chilldanky envoy> - Say no more, Fam.

"I don't know, I guess let's just go bump it into stuff."

* 500 "griefing" reports suddenly flood the CS queue at CIG headquarters*


Man, almost makes me wish this were actually possible :D

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VoltairePunk
Dec 26, 2012

I have become Umlaut, destroyer of words
I've stumbled upon this today. Does it remind you of anything? It's a bit of a clickbait, however, points are valid.

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