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Thoughts of sunshine and moonbeams are great and all, but this guy is toast.
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Some serious relationship questions coming up lately. I don't know which is worse: gambling away your life-savings or masturbating retards.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:07 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Some serious relationship questions coming up lately. I don't know which is worse: gambling away your life-savings or masturbating retards. They're both dealbreakers.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:08 |
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What if gambling goon won? Sure he's hosed because he lost it. But if he won is just as stupid. If he keeps the cash for himself he's a turd, and if he tells his wife, "Oh boy wife, I made us money! By gambling all of our money! On football!" What an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:35 |
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majour333 posted:What if gambling goon won? Sure he's hosed because he lost it. But if he won is just as stupid. It's only stupid if it doesn't work (it didn't work) At any rate there really was a guy who bet $1.1 million on the Falcons, but I can't find any information who that guy was.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:52 |
fruit on the bottom posted:Look, if the Seahawks were able to win a Super Bowl then the possibilities are endless. I'm going all in right now on the Browns for next SB. I can feel it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:06 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I'm going all in right now on the Browns for next SB. I can feel it. What, are they going to play the Lions?
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:31 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Some serious relationship questions coming up lately. I don't know which is worse: gambling away your life-savings or masturbating retards. Look at you assuming it was just masturbation.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 01:14 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Look at you assuming it was just masturbation. There's no way a 400lb rapist wouldn't suck the protein out of her mentally retarded rape victims. Instead of a therapist her husband should be calling the loving police.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 02:02 |
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I'm surprised nobody assumed his wife was the same therapist who kissed that other Incel goon
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 02:32 |
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quote:I have an addiction to chinese buffets that is starting to threaten my life and health. quote:I'm guessing a lot of people suspect this already, but the Superbowl and the NFL season as a whole is fixed. If this is true what was the point of the XFL huh I do like the idea of Roger Goodell setting himself up as a really inept, cowardly, non-bombastic version of Vince McMahon though Him handing Kraft the trophy and running away immediately with his tail between his legs was like the equivalent of that time Steve Austin hit Vince with a Stone Cold Stunner e: you also can't really "fake" successfully completing a long-bomb pass, or poo poo like Edelman's ankle catch
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 03:07 |
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I started to doubt the football one, but bad playcalling really can make a big difference. Setting up your team to walk right into what the other team is planning could definitely impact the results, if win/loss is all that matters.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 03:47 |
loquacius posted:I have an addiction to chinese buffets that is starting to threaten my life and health. Tyler_the_Creator_HaHa_tweet_buffet.txt Chard fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 04:14 |
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When I was a broke college kid I went with my buddies to Shakeys (greasy buffet). At a table nearby I noticed a very fat man eating by himself. He kept getting more food and stuffing his face. At some point he got up and left his giant pile of used plates behind. I didn't think much of if. Except later I noticed him at a different table stuffing his face with whole new set of plates while his pile of used plates were still at the old table. He was obviously ashamed of being seen with so many dirty empty plates. Chinese buffet addict might take a lesson from this man and develop some shame.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:43 |
if he keeps it up they'll probably start banning him. restaurant owners hate people like that. just picturing some tiny middle aged asian lady shaking her fist in the air when she sees him come in the door. but there's no shortage of crappy american chinese buffets to choose from is there? by the time he works through all of them he will probably be dying of heart diseases/the beetis.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:49 |
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Buffet goon: exercise is also a good coping mechanism for stress. You'll find that food like that is incompatible with exercise. Also being in better shape will make you more attractive to whatever it is you're attracted to and will increase the chances of getting the secks... which also helps with stress.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 15:44 |
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I laughed at the value part. Sure, it's cheaper than most places for that much food but the quality is terrible and the health costs far outweigh (lol) the "value." Learn to cook. It'll save you much more in the long run.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 17:01 |
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Wizzle posted:Buffet goon: exercise is also a good coping mechanism for stress. You'll find that food like that is incompatible with exercise. Also being in better shape will make you more attractive to whatever it is you're attracted to and will increase the chances of getting the secks... which also helps with stress. Yeah. Exercise is like the best mood booster around.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 17:53 |
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quote:There are 2 parts to this confession, which collide at the end. maybe he didn't notice VVVV this one's a doozy VVVV quote:I lost my job 2 months ago and haven't had much luck in finding anything else since. I started working fast food to pay the bills, but that only went so far and in the interest of saving some small bit of money, I moved out of my apartment. In the absolute lowest moment of my life I had to move in with my ex girlfriend, who I haven't talked to in nearly a year, since she's the only person I know within 100 miles of my current lovely job.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 17:59 |
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loquacius posted:If this is true what was the point of the XFL huh As an outsider looking in the fixed NFL game seems fairly logical. I watched the superbowl and all everyone talked about was Tom Brady, like he was the main protagonist, I don't even know if they mentioned the Falcons QB. It really seemed like Falcons vs Tom Brady. Also losing the entire game and then winning in a coin toss overtime is kind of sketchy.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:03 |
loquacius posted:the goon is coming from inside the house I do not believe this, but if it's even partially true it might be the creepiest thing posted so far.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:11 |
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The "moved in with" and "living with" phrasing is hilarious.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:15 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:As an outsider looking in the fixed NFL game seems fairly logical. I watched the superbowl and all everyone talked about was Tom Brady, like he was the main protagonist, I don't even know if they mentioned the Falcons QB. It really seemed like Falcons vs Tom Brady. Also losing the entire game and then winning in a coin toss overtime is kind of sketchy. Yeah I don't know if talking about the most famous person present a lot is proof positive that the sport is fixed. They also did in fact talk about Matt Ryan whenever he did something, you probably just didn't notice because his name is so eminently forgettable. (also they gave Ryan the season MVP over Brady) and I dunno if you noticed but the fourth quarter was in fact part of the game too
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Fitzy Fitz posted:The "moved in with" and "living with" phrasing is hilarious. Yeah, that's the only part that makes CC's reject projects even remotely worth browsing.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:19 |
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loquacius posted:Yeah I don't know if talking about the most famous person present a lot is proof positive that the sport is fixed. They also did in fact talk about Matt Ryan whenever he did something, you probably just didn't notice because his name is so eminently forgettable. (also they gave Ryan the season MVP over Brady) Yeah I noticed
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:20 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:Yeah I noticed Oh so you're just extremely dumb then
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:31 |
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ALFbrot posted:Oh so you're just extremely dumb then extremely!
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:35 |
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Wow, I kinda hope house invasion goon gets straight up beaten by this girl in what she thinks is burglary. It's super fake, of course, but in the most infinitesimal chance it's not I think a few days in the hospital followed by jail might do that guy some good.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:39 |
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Wouldn't be the first time it's happened: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/South-Carolina-Woman-Finds-Ex-Living-in-Attic--169386366.html?amp=y
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:39 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:The "moved in with" and "living with" phrasing is hilarious. Works. For us.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:45 |
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You guys writing from CC suck at making your poo poo even remotely believable.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:50 |
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Yeah, take out the stupid kiss part and have him staying in a tent in the woods nearby and only using her house to shower while she's at work and it might've been okay. And you said you don't post the really fake ones? Does that mean you get faker ones than this (excluding the obvious joke poo poo)?
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 19:10 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:And you said you don't post the really fake ones? Does that mean you get faker ones than this (excluding the obvious joke poo poo)? Eh, I posted my policies a while back and they haven't really changed loquacius posted:I'll admit this, the only ones I don't post are expand (c) to "low-effort trolls in general" though, the ones that are just "Here are my racist opinions, listed alphabetically:" were getting pretty tiresome so I skip them most of the time
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 20:02 |
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loquacius posted:expand (c) to "low-effort trolls in general" though, the ones that are just "Here are my racist opinions, listed alphabetically:" were getting pretty tiresome so I skip them most of the time
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 20:21 |
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Here, have someone's worldbuilding documentquote:Since the age of 8 I have been taught one undeniable truth - vampires are real and they have been trying for centuries to conquer the world. I have been trained by my father and mother, also vampire killers, to become a living weapon in the war against the vampire threat. Here is a quick history lesson to catch you up with what I know. quote:I am violently allergic to shellfish including lobsters, crabs, and any kind of oyster or muscle or similar bivalve. My face and fingers swell up, my eyes start watering, I get really violent diarrhea, and oh yeah, my throat starts to close up and I can't breathe and my blood pressure drops dangerously. I've ended up in the hospital several times due to consuming lobster or crab that I was unaware was in a dish.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 04:30 |
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loquacius posted:
I don't know how you managed to take the concept of vampire hunting and turn it into a boring, tedious mess to read, but congrats man. Even if you read it as a silent hill style "they look like monsters to you?" thing it's still boring as poo poo. Also lol at a vampire burying himself to hide from the sun instead of, like, going indoors
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 04:34 |
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loquacius posted:...allergic to shellfish... At $600 per Epi Pen, that's a god drat expensive Red Lobster meal. And why would your doctor keep prescribing them? If I was your doctor I'd start to ask some serious questions about why you come back every month for 1-2 more.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 05:51 |
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If you're going to kill yourself over shellfish, you can do better than Red Lobster.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 06:57 |
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100,000 thousand redwoods in the pacific north west Ha Ha Ha
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One more football post:Nocheez posted:I started to doubt the football one, but bad playcalling really can make a big difference. Setting up your team to walk right into what the other team is planning could definitely impact the results, if win/loss is all that matters. Someone just posted something on my Facebook feed that reminded me of this. The Falcons made a lot of bad playcalls in this Super Bowl for the same reason the Seahawks made that one bad playcall at the end of the Super Bowl two years ago: because Bill Belichick forced them to. Everybody hates Belichick, but he is even more clearly the best there has ever been than Brady. free basket of chips posted:100,000 thousand redwoods in the pacific north west Ha Ha Ha lol I was really tired when I posted that and I missed the part about counting Anyway it's about time for more quote:So I realized just how crushing my life is the other day. I have everything going right, but I'll never be free from physical pain. I live my life with a slew of muscular and neural disorders, alongside mental illnesses. On my best days, I can go to work and come home to my beautiful, wonderful supportive boyfriend who has to then help me undress and lie down before I can get up to cook dinner. quote:I was diagnosed with esophageal cancer, most likely from years of smoking. The doctors gave me a very low chance of surviving, one specifically said it would be a miracle if I survived. Keep that inspirational "beat cancer" attitude. You have a new lease on life; get your poo poo together and start over. So you have some medical problems, big deal, you're used to doctors by now, get it dealt with. You have job skills, obviously, or you wouldn't have had 150 grand to blow on nothing. You're fine.
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