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Feb 3, 2017 23:33
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http://yle.fi/uutiset/3-9442426 "They should instead use better words like "Nevermind", "Whoops", and "We didn't mean to do that anyway." Whoops, nevermind that last one was multiple words."
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Feb 4, 2017 12:37
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Anyone want to give me an update on how the economy is doing? Must be terrible given how bad this government is and with Trump, Brexit and Russia in Syria the world economy can't help either. In other news, this account is pretty funny (it's a parody unfortunately) https://twitter.com/StartupRefugees https://twitter.com/StartupRefugees/status/826808944446275584 https://twitter.com/StartupRefugees/status/827173500863475713 https://twitter.com/StartupRefugees/status/827241419886718976 https://twitter.com/StartupRefugees/status/822422334275551232
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Feb 5, 2017 13:12
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Geriatric Pirate posted:Anyone want to give me an update on how the economy is doing? Must be terrible given how bad this government is and with Trump, Brexit and Russia in Syria the world economy can't help either. Despite the government's best efforts, due to the previous period of unsustainable slump and massive global growth, Finland's economy has entered into state which could possibly, if you wish really hard and maybe have a beer or two, be called growth. Sipilä has sworn to assign the best and the brightest the government has to offer to fix this economic aberration. Taskforce Berner will be deployed 
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Feb 5, 2017 14:42
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Geriatric Pirate posted:In other news, this account is pretty funny (it's a parody unfortunately) 1 retweet, 3 likes, your tell-it-like-it-is, take-no-prisoners approach to humor is proving to be quite a success!
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Feb 5, 2017 15:01
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I'm seriously worried that with all these right-wing populists gloriously self-destructing the levels of irony in our blood are getting to a toxic level: http://blogit.image.fi/uuninpankkopoikasakutimonen/2017/02/04/missa-he-ovat-nyt/  Isn't there some sort of an edunvalvontalaki for these people? Like seriously many of them seem literally developmentally disabled, it shouldn't be that easy to scam people for their cash. If a foreigner joins a Finland First movement he's out there to get your poo poo! This is just rudimentary logic here! DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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Feb 5, 2017 16:14
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Feb 5, 2017 17:54
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http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-2000005075834.html Apparently we are allying with Brits to bomb some brown people in the future or something? Maybe? Our defense minister isn't really sure. It will be great that Finland will be able to join the next adventure to the middle-east, since the last one was so successful.
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Feb 5, 2017 20:22
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DarkCrawler posted:I'm seriously worried that with all these right-wing populists gloriously self-destructing the levels of irony in our blood are getting to a toxic level:  wow that's a pretty good self-own
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Feb 5, 2017 21:03
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throw to first drat IT posted:http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-2000005075834.html Hmm I think the plan is to take in all the refugees, then take part in bombing their homeland to the stone age and when they express their dissatisfaction at this the True Finns will have plenty of ammunition to point out what savages those brown folk are and we end up with PM Mestari. A daring plan but... it could work.
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Feb 5, 2017 23:04
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https://twitter.com/Demarit/status/828195329325592576 That's because in the future all public servants will be replaced by AI.
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Feb 5, 2017 23:41
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Mitähän mahtaa maksaa kun Tieto kääntää Kalle Kotipsykiatrin ruotsin kielelle?
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Feb 6, 2017 00:02
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Is that a parody account, I can't tell
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Mikael Jungner 3 February at 10:05 · Muutama havainto leipäjonoista. 1. On arvokasta että leipäjonoja on. Maailma ilman leipäjonoja olisi ankeampi. Enkä nyt tarkoita köyhyyttä joka ajaa jonoihin vaan sitä leipäjonoa epäkaupallisena vaihtoehtona saada ravintoa. 2. Sellaista julkishallinnollista systeemiä, joka ottaisi huomioon kaikki inhimillisen elämän vivahteet, ei ole. Siksi on tärkeää, että leipäjonot antavat valinnanvaraa niille, joille systeemi ei sitä tarjoa. 3. Leipäjonossa ei ole itsessään mitään hävettävää. Sitä tekee hävettäväksi se porukka, joka säälii ja voivottelee jonottajia. 4. Kauhistelemalla leipäjonoja tulee samalla luoneeksi juuri sitä ilmapiiriä, joka saattaa saada jonottajan kokemaan arvottomuutta. 5. Poliittinen jeesustelu leipäjonoista on käytännössä oman kannatuksen nostamista leipää jonottavien omanarvontunnon kustannuksella. Tuota tehdään toki vahingossa ja vilpittömin mielin, mutta väärin se silti on. 6. Leipäjonoja tulisi edistää, niiden kautta avun saaminen normalisoida sosiaalisesti ja leipäjonoja pyörittäviä vapaaehtoisia ylistää heidän konkreettisesta pyyteettömyydestä. 7. Leipäjono on ekologisesti kestävä tapa korjata kaupallisessa logistiikassa olevaa tehottomuutta. Syöty leipä on maapallolle arvokkaampi kuin pois heitetty leipä, olkoon tuo leipä hankittu ostamalla tai jonottamalla. 8. Yksi mutkaton tapa tehdä hyvää on pysähtyä leipäjonoon ja kätellä siellä jonottavia sekä rohkeudesta murtaa teollisen ajan päiväysvanhoja mielikuvia että konkreettisesta maapallon pelastamisesta. 9. Leipäjono ei ole kirosana tai merkki yhteisön epäonnistumisesta. Leipäjono on toimiva sosiaalinen innovaatio ja merkki yhteisöllisestä empatiasta.
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Rappaport posted:Mikael Jungner Has he been hanging out and smoking pot with Tuomas Enbuske lately? This is prime spineless relativist bullshit. No. 1 Callie Fan fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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Feb 6, 2017 12:54
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Rexroom posted:Has he been hanging out and smoking pot with Tuomas Enbuske lately? This is prime spineless relativist bullshit. I don't know, maybe that kind of thinking is the necessary first step for wider societal acceptance of living on government assistance, we can't expect there to be enough busywork for everyone in the AI-automated future. There are good things about protestant work ethic like stigmatizing greed and corruption, next we'll just need to accept idleness without losing the first two stigmas.
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Mikael Jungner seems to have made a habit out of making himself look like an idiot on social media. Since my social media bubble has a large number of linguists and other pullamössöhumanistit like myself I got to witness firsthand one of his more recent social media meltdowns, where he'd written a big effortpost about how we should modernize Finnish grammar because having to learn all these declinations is, like, hard man, and also that having all these declinations and grammar in your head makes learning English an insurmountable burden for Finns. There was also a large degree of Sapir Worf to his post where he basically said that "Finns have a hard time understanding concepts like Brexit and globalization because they're loanwords, man." When a bunch of linguists pointed out to him that his entire post was really dumb and that he clearly didn't know anything about what language learning and cognitive linguistics he blocked them on social media, supposedly for their tone (and, you know, there were some people who literally called him an idiot) but probably because they disagreed with him (I saw a couple of the offending posts, which were written in the most inoffensive "Dear Mikael, I don't think any of this is true, yours truly, a linguist" tone). The best thing is that he played the puppet master defence afterwards, saying that his intention had been simply to spark discussion about language policy in Finland, and having succeeded at that he declared himself the winner. Also lol this is literally a person whose description on Twitter simply has the words "Viestintä. Digitalisaatio. Startup." so of course he's 100% in neo-liberal self-deceit.
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Feb 6, 2017 13:41
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Rappaport posted:1. On arvokasta että leipäjonoja on. Maailma ilman leipäjonoja olisi ankeampi. Enkä nyt tarkoita köyhyyttä joka ajaa jonoihin vaan sitä leipäjonoa epäkaupallisena vaihtoehtona saada ravintoa. Is this like one of those word games where you change letters of a word one at a time so that you reach a totally different word in set amount of moves, eg. siilo -> siili -> tiili -> tilli -> talli -> talvi?
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Ratpick posted:Also lol this is literally a person whose description on Twitter simply has the words "Viestintä. Digitalisaatio. Startup." so of course he's 100% in neo-liberal self-deceit. That would explain his libertarian bursts. 
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Feb 6, 2017 13:55
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Rexroom posted:That would explain his libertarian bursts. Mikael Jungner is the closest example we have of a Red Tory in Finnish politics: he wears the skin of an SDP member when he'd actually be more at home in Kock. Jungner seems like the kind of guy who is completely fine with the idea of the welfare state provided it is all privatized.
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Feb 6, 2017 14:10
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According to what I've heard, Jungner was raised completely freely i.e. whatever dumb bullshit he did, his parents would join in and do it with him. Like a parody version of vapaa kasvatus.
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Kemper Boyd posted:According to what I've heard, Jungner was raised completely freely i.e. whatever dumb bullshit he did, his parents would join in and do it with him. Like a parody version of vapaa kasvatus. Did he go to Steiner school or no school oh wait I'm repeating myself here.
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Feb 6, 2017 15:19
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Jungner is the poster child for everything that's wrong with Third Way social democrats. If SDP had even a little sense they'd have kicked him out of the party years ago, but here we are.
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Ratpick posted:Mikael Jungner is the closest example we have of a Red Tory in Finnish politics: he wears the skin of an SDP member when he'd actually be more at home in Kock. He's pretty much the disciple of Paavo Lipponen, aka. the Finnish Ur-Red Tory, aka. The Fuckwad Who Gave Finland Neoliberalism aka. Euro-Idiot-King. Not surprised.
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Feb 6, 2017 15:44
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DarkCrawler posted:He's pretty much the disciple of Paavo Lipponen, aka. the Finnish Ur-Red Tory, aka. The Fuckwad Who Gave Finland Neoliberalism aka. Euro-Idiot-King. Not surprised. At least Lipponen has charisma/is intimidating. Jungner is just a completely unlikable wet towel with a hard-on for loving over the poor.
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Feb 6, 2017 18:14
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Yeah he looks and sounds like one of those creeps at a party who nobody knows why/how they were invited there.
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Feb 6, 2017 18:28
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http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-2000005080222.htmlquote:Suomi Ensin -liike tarkkaili, riisutaanko ensin uimahousut, sitten vasta saunaan ja suihkuun. Poliisi tarkkaili tarkkailijoita. 
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Feb 8, 2017 19:15
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Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh  Goddamn every time I think right-wing populists can't get any more crazy...
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Feb 8, 2017 19:19
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The proud finnish pastime of kerrostalokyttäys is finally coming to public spaces!
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Feb 8, 2017 19:33
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Oh thank the lord, our public showers and saunas are safe again.
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Feb 9, 2017 11:09
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First they came for the swimtrunks and I did not speak out because I was not wearing any
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Feb 9, 2017 13:24
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Since literally 99% of people wearing swim trunks and doing dumb poo poo in uimahalli are teens and children if I was a parent and heard that some creep was patrolling the areas to make sure they took them off and was dumb enough to state his name in newspapers...well all I am saying is that the next thing we are probably hearing about this is this crazy fucker calling the cops because there is a line of people with baseball bats waiting outside his door. EDIT: related http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-2000005080986.html DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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Feb 9, 2017 13:33
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What is it with Nazis and showers anyway?
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Feb 9, 2017 13:40
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Nenonen posted:What is it with Nazis and showers anyway?
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Feb 9, 2017 15:00
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Let's run this allegory to the ground: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNLlS1OBhqU
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So the confusing double-citizenship in the army debacle continues when it was revealed that the army considers even kitchen personnel as a sensitive post. I guess Putin is after the recipe for Jarru. Defence minister is calling YLE report as fake news at worst, saying that recently two double-citizens were promoted as officers lately. When they asked what nationality were they, Jussi Niinistö just said that it's not important.  Anyway, they're currently drafting a bill that forbids double-citizenship owning from taking certain posts. How will that mesh with the equal treatment clause, we won't know until later on.
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Feb 9, 2017 20:02
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Rexroom posted:So the confusing double-citizenship in the army debacle continues when it was revealed that the army considers even kitchen personnel as a sensitive post. I guess Putin is after the recipe for Jarru. Seriouspost: I honestly can't think of a more sensitive post (defense-wise) than kitchen personnel.
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Rexroom posted:So the confusing double-citizenship in the army debacle continues when it was revealed that the army considers even kitchen personnel as a sensitive post. I guess Putin is after the recipe for Jarru. What about Mannerheim?! Russian citizen AND russian officer.
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