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Barry Sanders played for the Lions.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 00:35 |
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Brett Favre played for the Packers. But he redeemed himself.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 01:04 |
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Barry Sanders played behind far better o-lines than his fans are willing to admit.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 01:19 |
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Steve McNair had bad taste in women. Magic Johnson is a stupid commentator.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 01:21 |
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Calvin Johnson got hurt a lot Jason Hanson never hit field goals that mattered Barry Sanders should have given the Lions more of a heads up that he was going to retire
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 01:23 |
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Terrell Davis was only voted into the HOF because of one Super Bowl and was mediocre the rest of his career. Also he was a system running back.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 10:48 |
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Ryan Tannehill left me a pauper after I printed all these shirts.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 13:27 |
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NickRoweFillea posted:Michael Jordan was a steroid user What does that have to do with the goat though?
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:09 |
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Joe Montana was a'ight but Steve Young was actually a better QB
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:57 |
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sean10mm posted:The narrative of Peyton Manning being a colossal playoff choker was 100% correct. The dumb goobma threw 7 picks during his "good" Super Bowl run and was carried to both of his rings to a degree that made Brad Johnson look like Aaron loving Rodgers. Martian Buddy posted:Terrell Davis was only voted into the HOF because of one Super Bowl and was mediocre the rest of his career.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:04 |
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I have a curved c*ck
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:04 |
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Spring Break My Heart posted:Did the Patriots fans who say this miss the AFC Championship that year? Christ. Brady was throwing to his worst receiving corps of his career in that game and Corey Dillon was dead, while Peyton had a mediocre game throwing a lot of checkdowns with like a passer rating of 79 and a pick. The Colts won with defense and running the ball as much as anything. This is a thread full of joke Hot Takes.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:30 |
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Spring Break My Heart posted:Did the Patriots fans who say this miss the AFC Championship that year? Christ. That would have been a tragic alternative timeline - Portis never would have created the eternal memories that he did... at Eastern Motors
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:33 |
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Adam Vinatieri kinda sucks and his biggest kicks were often necessary cause he loving missed earlier in the game.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:35 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Adam Vinatieri kinda sucks and his biggest kicks were often necessary cause he loving missed earlier in the game. He honked a 20 yard game winning field goal in San Diego once and I was there and it ruled
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 23:09 |
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John Elway looks like a loving horse and his only SB wins came from being carried to the top after he was old and broken, and his petulance on draft day contributed directly to the Colts leaving and eventually the Browns leaving too oh gently caress, John Elway told Baltimore to gently caress itself, and then the Colts bailed a few years later, which led to the Browns eventually going to Baltimore. Eli told San Diego to gently caress itself, and now the Chargers moved. Browns to San Diego in like a decade? Febreeze fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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JJ Watt posts on social media too often.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 23:49 |
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Marcus Mariota grew a porn stache, and it wasn't very pleasant to look at. Wang Zhizhi wasn't a good player in general, but he'll always be GOAT in my heart.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 00:04 |
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Walter Jones deserved that MVP more than Shaun Alexander did
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 00:24 |
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Febreeze posted:John Elway looks like a loving horse and his only SB wins came from being carried to the top after he was old and broken, and his petulance on draft day contributed directly to the Colts leaving and eventually the Browns leaving too I always thought it was amusing that he is a horse and the two teams involved in that situation were both horse teams
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 00:52 |
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Well yeah, Elway's a thoroughbred. He has his choice of stud farms.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 00:59 |
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Probably Magic posted:Marcus Mariota grew a porn stache, and it wasn't very pleasant to look at. remember when yi jianlin posted up some chairs lol
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 01:42 |
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Roger Staubach was a Catholic
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 03:12 |
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andey is from texas
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 03:47 |
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Philip Rivers doesn't know what protection is.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 04:01 |
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Saladin was perhaps too generous with the Christian West and that allowed further conflicts to occur due to the hubris of crusader Kings.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 04:01 |
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sean10mm posted:This is a thread full of joke Hot Takes. Wait, these are supposed to be joke hot takes? Cause that's what I actually think about Terrell Davis.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:16 |
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Sean Taylor probably woulda been a flag magnet if he was able to matrix dodge those burglars
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 05:42 |
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Tom Brady should have watched out for an ex trying to trap him, but all children are a blessing
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:05 |
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Marshawn lynch could've grabbed his dick more.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:57 |
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Joe Thomas is alright, but can he really be considered a Hall of Famer when he can't even lead his team to the playoffs?
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 14:39 |
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Joe Montana never lived in Montana
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 19:15 |
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T*m Br*dy wasn't the best QB in the Superbowl...yeah, I said it
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 19:18 |
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weird Asian candy posted:T*m Br*dy wasn't the best QB in the Superbowl...yeah, I said it In any super bowl
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 19:21 |
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Martian Buddy posted:Wait, these are supposed to be joke hot takes? Cause that's what I actually think about Terrell Davis. Either/or, just let it all hang out. sean10mm posted:The narrative of Peyton Manning being a colossal playoff choker was 100% correct. The dumb goobma threw 7 picks during his "good" Super Bowl run and was carried to both of his rings to a degree that made Brad Johnson look like Aaron loving Rodgers. Tom Brady couldn't beat Peyton Manning in the playoffs unless he was playing at home.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 19:45 |
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if Terrell Davis is a HOFer than anyone who's had 1 really good season should get in, Josh Gordon, CJ2K, Peyton Hillis, even Dwayne Bowe had that great 2010 season
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Joe Namath wore pantyhose.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 19:58 |
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Coach Mike Ditka is overrated af
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 20:03 |
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Ben Roethlisberger looks like Babe Ruth when he runs
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SHOAH NUFF posted:if Terrell Davis is a HOFer than anyone who's had 1 really good season should get in, Josh Gordon, CJ2K, Peyton Hillis, even Dwayne Bowe had that great 2010 season 2013 Jerrico Cotchery, a unanimous first-ballot shoo-in.
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