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Praseodymi: Aug 26, 2010

Low Desert Punk posted:

Vajesus.

# ? Feb 7, 2017 08:11

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AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

Low Desert Punk posted:

Oh now I get his tattoo. it didn't used to be that finished and looked a lot more like a vagina and ovaries

# ? Feb 7, 2017 20:44

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Somfin posted:

Look behind you

# ? Feb 7, 2017 21:47

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

AlmightyBob posted:

Oh now I get his tattoo. it didn't used to be that finished and looked a lot more like a vagina and ovaries

the reproduction of christ

# ? Feb 7, 2017 22:34

pantsofdoom: Nov 20, 2003; i like pants

Low Desert Punk posted:

this is the weirdest mel gibson tattoo i've ever seen.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 03:17

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Low Desert Punk posted:

Only God can Juice me.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 12:19

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Seeing it in the timg, it looks like he's got two pom-poms and he's cheering

# ? Feb 8, 2017 13:36

tight aspirations: Jul 13, 2009

http://i.imgur.com/Aa1rmkk.png :nws:

# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:06

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

tight aspirations posted:

Hahaha I love this. This tiger definitely needs to be shop'd into the real world.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:23

Wangsbig: May 27, 2007

tight aspirations posted:

http://i.imgur.com/Aa1rmkk.png

nnooo....

# ? Feb 8, 2017 20:46

i can still taste him: Feb 16, 2003; Buglord

That tiger is amazing. Haha

# ? Feb 8, 2017 21:49

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Knee disaster angel thing is in a great spot for gazing at poo poo while you poo poo. But tiger wins.

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:13

teenytinymouse: Aug 3, 2005; I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Scrolling down that tiger on a phone screen was a real fun ride

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:30

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

I love that tiger. I wonder what tools the artist used to design it?

# ? Feb 8, 2017 22:46

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

tight aspirations posted:

LeBron trying to dunk the pyramid in a lay up with E=H^2 on his side?

All of these are loving terrible, thanks for sharing.

Also that tiger reminds me a bit of

# ? Feb 8, 2017 23:34

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Oh man that knee angel is something! It's looking up at him saying "dude fuckin why!?"

# ? Feb 8, 2017 23:57

Enelrahc: Jun 17, 2007

I'm just going to continue believing that it's a tattoo of Our Lord and Savior, Kneesus.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 09:14

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010

Low Desert Punk posted:

Jesus swingin on two angel's dicks.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 10:03

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Enelrahc posted:

I'm just going to continue believing that it's a tattoo of Our Lord and Savior, Kneesus.

I've seen done-on-meth tattoos before, and that sure looks like one.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 10:05

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

The more you look at it, the worst it gets.

ALL HAIL KNEESUS

# ? Feb 9, 2017 10:56

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

quote:

The Vitruvian math class doodle.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 12:20

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

tight aspirations posted:

Mm, legs all the way up to her grossly concave belly.

That angel has E=Mc2 tattooed on his. What does it mean? What is that pyramid on a ball under his right arm?

# ? Feb 9, 2017 12:49

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

davidspackage posted:

Mm, legs all the way up to her grossly concave belly.

That angel has E=Mc2 tattooed on his. What does it mean? What is that pyramid on a ball under his right arm?

nah dog convex that Barbie USA meth lady is deffo pregnant.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 14:23

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

davidspackage posted:

That angel has E=Mc2 tattooed on his. What does it mean? What is that pyramid on a ball under his right arm?

I guarantee it has something to do with the Illuminati.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 14:23

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

DumbparameciuM posted:

nah dog convex that Barbie USA meth lady is deffo pregnant.

With freedom of course.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 14:36

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQRUvehAzhS/

Was wondering when the first one would show up. Saw three separate people taking about getting the same thing on my FB feed.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 16:05

King of Foolians: Mar 16, 2006; Long live the King!

Why is everyone assuming this is supposed to be Jesus? Apart from the "on the cross" pose, the figure is suspended from ropes between what looks to be an angel and a demon. Along with the blue pants it's wearing I assume it to be an image of the person it is tattooed on.
Still a terrible tattoo though.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 16:27

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

King of Foolians posted:

Why is everyone assuming this is supposed to be Jesus? Apart from the "on the cross" pose, the figure is suspended from ropes between what looks to be an angel and a demon. Along with the blue pants it's wearing I assume it to be an image of the person it is tattooed on.
Still a terrible tattoo though.

Well, the tattoo doesn't have a muffin top, for one.

Also, re: Kneesus (our Lord and Saviour) - What's with the lines cutting through the torso? The number 54? CALL ROBERT LANGDON.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 16:50

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

King of Foolians posted:

Why is everyone assuming this is supposed to be Jesus?
Still a terrible tattoo though.

Looks more like Patrick Swayze from Dirty Dancing, to me.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 17:14

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

tight aspirations posted:

courtney_love.png

# ? Feb 9, 2017 18:08

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

courtney_love.png

i'm the hourglass shaped right thigh

# ? Feb 9, 2017 19:58

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

King of Foolians posted:

Why is everyone assuming this is supposed to be Jesus? Apart from the "on the cross" pose, the figure is suspended from ropes between what looks to be an angel and a demon. Along with the blue pants it's wearing I assume it to be an image of the person it is tattooed on.
Still a terrible tattoo though.

I think it is supposed to be him. Icarus (the wrestler) used to have long hair metal band looking hair.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 21:14

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

strangemusic posted:

Also, re: Kneesus (our Lord and Saviour) - What's with the lines cutting through the torso? The number 54? CALL ROBERT LANGDON.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 23:12

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

God bleth this meth.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 23:48

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

captainOrbital posted:

God bleth this meth.

*thith

# ? Feb 10, 2017 00:08

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQRUvehAzhS/

Was wondering when the first one would show up. Saw three separate people taking about getting the same thing on my FB feed.

I hate this one the most

# ? Feb 10, 2017 00:56

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

davidspackage posted:

That angel has E=Mc2 tattooed on his. What does it mean? What is that pyramid on a ball under his right arm?

Dude that's obviously E=H *infected ingrown hair* *ユ floating around*

# ? Feb 10, 2017 01:27

That Damn Satyr: Nov 4, 2008; A connoisseur of fine junk

I posted this supposed 'award winning cover-up' that my bad ex- boss/mentor did in the other thread, but I really think the whole thing belongs here...

Seriously. That doesn't even look like the same loving leg. There is NO WAY that dark rear end eagle is under there without it having been laserd off.

This woman's whole portfolio is full of mindbogglingly bad tattoos, bad art, and bad decisions in general.

https://www.instagram.com/sunshinemccurry/

# ? Feb 10, 2017 07:50