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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





FrozenVent posted:

Quick, what do you answer when someone from the office asks "so do ships ever hit whales?"

All the loving time. Here look at this pic

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Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys

FrozenVent posted:

Quick, what do you answer when someone from the office asks "so do ships ever hit whales?"

"What whale?"

*entire ship's crew is doomed to 10,000 years of right whale avoidance training CBTs*

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




FrozenVent posted:

Quick, what do you answer when someone from the office asks "so do ships ever hit whales?"

Usually it's already dead from other causes whales.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
"yup"
https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/05/30/cruise-ship-pulls-into-harbor-with-dead-whale-stuck-to-its-bow/amp/

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




FrozenVent posted:

Quick, what do you answer when someone from the office asks "so do ships ever hit whales?"

"Not as often as I'd like. It's almost as though they can hear us coming"

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

New South Wales? Sure, happens all the loving time.

Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys
NTSB released the El Faro transcripts. Its pretty chilling reading.

http://gcaptain.com/ntsb-releases-el-faro-vdr-bridge-audio-transcript/

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I read through someone's abridged version and I think I'm good with that for now.

God loving drat it.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Don't read that transcript in public.

I'm crying in a goddamn Denny's parking lot.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Polikarpov posted:

"What whale?"

*entire ship's crew is doomed to 10,000 years of right whale avoidance training CBTs*



More like 10,000 hours of effortless whale zone maneuvering overtime.

unknown
Nov 16, 2002
Ain't got no stinking title yet!


An interesting timelapse website (animation?) of shipping/large ships travelling around the world from May-Dec 2012.

http://www.shipmap.org

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

unknown posted:

An interesting timelapse website (animation?) of shipping/large ships travelling around the world from May-Dec 2012.

http://www.shipmap.org

Oh hey I found myself!

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Applied to Mercy Ships and grad school cause I love to suffer.

Found out I didn't check the renew STCW box when I got my 1sts so instead of having 5 years before I have to renew and take BST and Advanced FF I have 18 months.

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007
It's probably been discussed already, but does being prior Navy give you any kind of benefit in merchant service? Not like nepotism or anything, more like having some basic seamanship requirements waivered.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
If you are already out its probably too late. If you are in go to the USCG's NMC website and look for information. You need to document your time at sea and bring it to the CG.

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

lightpole posted:

If you are already out its probably too late. If you are in go to the USCG's NMC website and look for information. You need to document your time at sea and bring it to the CG.

Out ten years, so probably not going to help. tyvm for the info.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

lightpole posted:

Applied to Mercy Ships and grad school cause I love to suffer.

Grad school leads to office jobs. Watch W1A and keep in mind it is a documentary.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
I don't particularly need it, there is an enormous amount of shoreside work here and some of my friends have been working to get MEBA in on it. My options right now are sail 1st, move into union politics or find something challenging that doesn't suck. Since I don't want to sail another 13 years and want to stretch my pay a little beyond an hourly cap I think grad school is an excellent multiplier.

Per
Feb 22, 2006
Hair Elf
It seems Lufthansa has ended their Oil&Energy Club program. As far as I'm aware, that leaves only Air France/KLM with their Petroleum Club. Does anyone know of similar programs at other airlines?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
God drat, just remembered how many Yemeni permanent residents are on US ships.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

shovelbum posted:

God drat, just remembered how many Yemeni permanent residents are on US ships.

On them... forever.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




I'm going to drink a tsingtao for Smiley tonight. The hard drinking, hard whoring, Yemeni DEU on my first ship as a cadet 15 years ago.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

shovelbum posted:

God drat, just remembered how many Yemeni permanent residents are on US ships.

Been discussing this with friends. Quite a few of them lost friends/family and homes so far during their civil war. This is just kicking them when they are down for no reason whatsoever.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





loving jesus

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11797775

gas cylinder blew up on the back of emerald princess, killed some poor bastard

they're bloody lucky it wasn't acetylene or oxygen

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


I watched that one and Ovation of the Seas pulling out from Tauranga last weekend and thought of this thread and it's opinion on cruise liners in general and princess in particular. Think it will result in any positive changes?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





almost certainly not

that said i'm trying to think of reasons why a cylinder would go, and i'm coming up with lack of inspections which i find a little hard to believe, and someone doing something wrong which is a lot more likely

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Two Finger posted:

almost certainly not

that said i'm trying to think of reasons why a cylinder would go, and i'm coming up with lack of inspections which i find a little hard to believe, and someone doing something wrong which is a lot more likely

linked article said "the base blew off" but the picture clearly shows the top came off. Guess it could be both?
Those things do like to fly when you knock the top off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-xmaPSZ6GM







Two Finger posted:

they're bloody lucky it wasn't acetylene or oxygen

If you account for the poor white balance that tank looks white (oxygen) to me.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





drat yeah looks like the whole top blasted off

i had kinda assumed it wasn't oxygen given the lack of a massive potentially ship-destroying fire but i agree, that definitely looks white

maybe they got really loving lucky and just knocked the top off and somehow didn't ignite it?

hmmm story's been updated


The Herald understands inflatable vessels were being reinflated on deck seven when a 45kg gas cylinder exploded and flew through the air, killing the crew member.



poor bastard got king hit by the thing at close to escape velocity, at least it would have been quick


looking at the list of colours for cylinders gray is carbon dioxide which would be my bet, would fit with being used for inflatables

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lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Oxygen still requires a fuel source and heat or whatever so it's possible. CO2 makes more sense, Im not sure about filling inflatables with pure O2. Unless they have some type of onboard cascade system for filling those things with 20.9% O2. I've never seen that though. Could have dropped that thing or otherwise mishandled it.

gently caress that stay safe out there!

lightpole fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Feb 9, 2017

Default Settings
May 29, 2001

Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe
Been a while since I worked in the industry, but color codes can differ between jurisdictions and suppliers.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Default Settings posted:

Been a while since I worked in the industry, but color codes can differ between jurisdictions and suppliers.

That's been my experience, I didn't even know there was a colour scheme, to be honest.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Judging from the location, what was going on at the time, and the one photo I've seen of the cylinder lying next to the ship, it appears to me that it was probably a nitrogen bottle. Or it could be one of the accumulators used in the davit hydraulics. It looks like the ones we used to use (on a Poor & Old cruises ship, sister company to Princess) for topping up the davit accumulators. My guess of nitrogen is based on the assumption that nitrogen is probably the cheapest (relatively) inert gas they could use. This is the world renowned short-armed Princess cruises we're talking about. Honestly surprised this is the first explosion around the lifeboat area of a cruise ship I've heard of.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





B33rChiller posted:

Judging from the location, what was going on at the time, and the one photo I've seen of the cylinder lying next to the ship, it appears to me that it was probably a nitrogen bottle. Or it could be one of the accumulators used in the davit hydraulics. It looks like the ones we used to use (on a Poor & Old cruises ship, sister company to Princess) for topping up the davit accumulators. My guess of nitrogen is based on the assumption that nitrogen is probably the cheapest (relatively) inert gas they could use. This is the world renowned short-armed Princess cruises we're talking about. Honestly surprised this is the first explosion around the lifeboat area of a cruise ship I've heard of.

You're pretty much bang on. More details were released today and that's exactly what they were doing, so I think you're right on nitrogen as well.

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius

B33rChiller posted:

Judging from the location, what was going on at the time, and the one photo I've seen of the cylinder lying next to the ship, it appears to me that it was probably a nitrogen bottle. Or it could be one of the accumulators used in the davit hydraulics. It looks like the ones we used to use (on a Poor & Old cruises ship, sister company to Princess) for topping up the davit accumulators. My guess of nitrogen is based on the assumption that nitrogen is probably the cheapest (relatively) inert gas they could use. This is the world renowned short-armed Princess cruises we're talking about. Honestly surprised this is the first explosion around the lifeboat area of a cruise ship I've heard of.

Isn't nitrogen in accumulators is the standard? On every ship I've been on we've used nitrogen for the shark jaws and other accumulators.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




El Faro updates:

http://www.professionalmariner.com/Web-Bulletin-2017/Cargo-shift-probable-during-El-Faros-final-voyage/

http://www.professionalmariner.com/Web-Bulletin-2017/TOTE-El-Faro-cargo-report-done-in-factual-vaccuum/

The important part is "not in accordance with the vessels cargo securing manual"

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Picked up a last minute fly out 2nd for 2-3 weeks and got a call offering a 90 day 1st job at the airport. Knowing all the port engineers makes getting work pretty easy!

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
I kept seeing short NOAA fly outs I'd love to grab one on a night card, I miss smaller vessels sometimes.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
They don't pay and vacation is like 15/30. AND THEY NEVER OFFER IT ON A NIGHT CARD! It's crap!

Go on the Golden Bear or grab a job on the Pride. Maybe the Moku Pahu as well but that can go either way.

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shovelbum
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Fun Shoe

lightpole posted:

They don't pay and vacation is like 15/30. AND THEY NEVER OFFER IT ON A NIGHT CARD! It's crap!

Go on the Golden Bear or grab a job on the Pride. Maybe the Moku Pahu as well but that can go either way.

I heard the new contract was better, but yeah that vacation still sucks. loving SLNC has the Moku Pahu now right, aren't they bottom of the barrel?

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