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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Buy yourself some Action Jeans.

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Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
I've got like 2kg of unflavoured whey that needs using up, what can I do with it???? I don't really like shakes and I'm poo poo at making pancakes....


Any other ideas???

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
Mix it with porridge or yoghurt.

Edit:

Danger - Octopus! fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Feb 8, 2017

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

Mix with water, spread on your salami

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Add to Mac and cheese with salamis

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Mix with ground meat, stuff into intestines, cook.

Sausage.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
brotip: salted-caramel flavoured protein powder in a hot bowl of oatmeal


food of Zeus himself

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Homestar Runner posted:

brotip: salted-caramel flavoured protein powder in a hot bowl of oatmeal


food of Zeus himself

Ohhhhhhhhh poo poo, that's going to be breakfast tomorrow.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
it's amazing. enjoy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Gaz2k21 posted:

I've got like 2kg of unflavoured whey that needs using up, what can I do with it???? I don't really like shakes and I'm poo poo at making pancakes....


Any other ideas???

drink it

just drink it you puss

or put some chocolate or sugar in it if you cant deal

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Realtalk I drink it flavourless because I don't really like the taste of most of them. It doesn't really taste that bad? It reminds me of weird milk

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
So I bought that renaissance periodization $100 excel sheet, because apparently im totally clueless about eating the right amount of foods even after all these years.

Something was definitely off, because I went straight to first cutting phase and my workout day carbs is probably double what they were before.
Must be working, immediately busted a dl record. :getin:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Always
Be
Carbing

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Metanaut posted:

So I bought that renaissance periodization $100 excel sheet, because apparently im totally clueless about eating the right amount of foods even after all these years.

Something was definitely off, because I went straight to first cutting phase and my workout day carbs is probably double what they were before.
Must be working, immediately busted a dl record. :getin:

you paid $100 for a spreadsheet?

no-wonder these fitness industry dudes are getting rich

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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try dis one weird trikk

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Unflavored protein powder is the best. Just drink it in one gulp, don't sip it. Open your throat and toss it down. If you can't manage that you need to work on your hollering or dick sucking as appropriate.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Think of it like salami, it'll just slide down your throat.

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

JFairfax posted:

you paid $100 for a spreadsheet?

no-wonder these fitness industry dudes are getting rich

Don't tell him about MyFitnessPal.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

JFairfax posted:

you paid $100 for a spreadsheet?

no-wonder these fitness industry dudes are getting rich

GBS poors can't afford a proper diet. Sad!

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
u can't eat a spreadsheet m8

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Clearly you haven't seen this spreadsheet.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

JFairfax posted:

u can't eat a spreadsheet m8



i retract my previous statment

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

JFairfax posted:

i retract my previous statment

Very honorable of you :911:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Please where can I buy 100 dollar spreadsheet to get swole???

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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psst, hey kid

*opens black trenchcoat, revealing hundreds of spreadsheets underneath*

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
$100 would feed me for a month

If anyone accepted $ here

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
I don't even pay my "athletic supplement" supplier in cash, all he asks for is that I close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.

What a moron!!!

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
does this spreadsheet have pivot tables and macros and poo poo?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I am considering buying either their spreadsheet or book, as I am not a destitute goon. Please provide reviews TIA

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
The spreadsheet does all the work for you, the book tells you how to do everything and links to the science behind it. I'd go with the spreadsheet because I'm a busy guy that would rather have some PhD nerd do my math for me (aka I'm dumb).

It tells you what to eat when, breaks things down by macro, and gives examples of what to eat. When I got it I think it came with their recipe book for free which has some delicious poo poo in it.

The sheet does not swivel or pivot as far as I can tell.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eatin a poke bowl

raw fish gains

mercury gains

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.

a mysterious cloak posted:

I am considering buying either their spreadsheet or book, as I am not a destitute goon. Please provide reviews TIA

If you can really only afford one:

The books are easily available online, the spreadsheets are not.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Dum Cumpster posted:

It tells you what to eat when, breaks things down by macro, and gives examples of what to eat.

What an awful way to live.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

sassassin posted:

What an awful way to live.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
oh boy an autistic spreadsheet diet that tells me to eat healthy high protein foods for the low low price of $100 where do I sign up

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I want to make fun of 100 dollar spreadsheets but i paid 10 bucks to post in SA so owned I guess

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
I bought the $100 spreadsheet, but I ain't even gonna use it, just gonna stay fat :smug:

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.
99% of goons are totally incapable of not eating like children and the physiques that TFLC churned out over the years prove it. If a spreadsheet holds people accountable or takes away even a small amount of their lack of self control then it's $100 well spent.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Do you really need a spreadsheet for this? A guide telling you what to eat every drat day

Like I honestly don't get it. Don't they have food labeling in America? Just look at the back of the foods package and you can see what's in it if you want to know what you're putting in yourself

It's not hard! It's not hard at all! And then you don't have to follow someone elses food guide, you can make your own :O

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E_P
Feb 22, 2003

Please do not cast dispersions on the age old method of paying someone else to think for you. If we follow your logic then there is no point in the trainers bodybuilders use, coaches in sports, swolePT, etc.

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