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Oh, so it's okay if YOU call it a Hammer, but if someone else does it's suddenly a huge problem? <  >RIP Rocket's shape changing gun
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Begemot posted:The key is levitating, but it's gone in the last panel. I think you just called how this will end. MJ commanding the sentry to gently caress up Ronan.  I HELPD SPIDERMN
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Feb 10, 2017 08:17
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Begemot posted:The key is levitating, but it's gone in the last panel. Also he threw the hammer into the air to backhand Peter, then catches it and throws it at Rocket all off panel. 
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Feb 10, 2017 10:53
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also while he can use his hammer as a hammer i don't think it returns to him like mjolnir
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Feb 10, 2017 10:55
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:also while he can use his hammer as a hammer i don't think it returns to him like mjolnir So he'll spend half a week just walking towards it and picking it up. Plenty of opportunity to sling more insults at Peter.
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Feb 10, 2017 10:59
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Now that's the throw of somebody who already won, and just want to activate the killbot so he can grab another bite at that diner before it's crushed.
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Feb 10, 2017 14:13
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Now that's a galactic pimp slap.
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Feb 10, 2017 14:21
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MJ appears on Ronans left with a barettta and shoots him in the temple. "Dodge this. " she tells the corpse.
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Feb 10, 2017 14:32
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the phoenix gets lost and mistakenly chooses mj as its host because she has red hair and that's literally the only prerequisite. spider-man gets hit with a shard of rocket's broken gun offscreen and passes out dark mj storyline starts with the death of ronan. can iron jonah save the day?
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:also while he can use his hammer as a hammer i don't think it returns to him like mjolnir
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Manatee Cannon posted:the phoenix gets lost and mistakenly chooses mj as its host because she has red hair and that's literally the only prerequisite. spider-man gets hit with a shard of rocket's broken gun offscreen and passes out That would involve maximum opportunity for MJ cheesecake. I'm surprised they've not done it already.
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Feb 10, 2017 22:39
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Manatee Cannon posted:the phoenix gets lost and mistakenly chooses mj as its host because she has red hair and that's literally the only prerequisite. spider-man gets hit with a shard of rocket's broken gun offscreen and passes out "Hey these eggs are cold." (MJ glares and Phoenix fires scorch the general area leaving Peter with just his underwear and some hot eggs) "Was if something I said?"
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Feb 10, 2017 22:50
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Tomorrow's comic should just be giant lettering saying "Thanks for 6X Wonderful Years! The End! - Stan Lee"
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Rocket's barely been on Earth for a day, and he already knows Spider-Man is terrible at maintaining his secret identity.
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Ronan: gently caress you Rocket, don't compare me to a useless sack of poo poo like this human. That poo poo hurts, man 
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Feb 11, 2017 11:01
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techknight posted:You know what? The art is wonky sometimes but those are three legit, effective newspaper panels that perfectly convey setup, action, and Ronan's arrogant, dismissive nature. And it got rid of that complicated ray gun Rocket was carrying, making life easier for the artist.
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Here is the soundtrack for today's comic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KbnWvOCEfM Edit: Yesterday's too! Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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I was trying to figure out how "bipedal raccoon whose only power is having a gun, which is now broken" and "guy who that raccoon beat up with his hands tied behind his back" were supposed to beat Ronan, but then I rememberedSynthbuttrange posted:OH MY GOD He's going to run out of energy with no entire diner to consume, and then JJJ will show up in the middle of New Mexico and brain him with a lamp.
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Yeah Rocket, our human sense of smell really sucks, we can't even appreciate the bouquet of some choice garbage.  e: This is like Idiocracy to him. He's trying to live a normal semi-heroic life, and we're all "Food? Haha! Like from a dumpster?!" Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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So aside from making fun of the comic, I am actually really impressed by the lettering in each strip. Each letter varies, so I believe it's all hand drawn, but the consistency is impressive and they're really nice looking letters. Fonts that are supposed to look hand drawn really put me off, but actually hand drawn lettering is really cool to see.
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An "animal has trait" joke from a strip that isn't Kevin and Kelly.
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I uh, think that was an insult towards Pete, guys. That's not spider sense, it's stink lines. Explains why he can't dodge anything almost ever in this strip.
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Feb 12, 2017 02:09
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 A face only a momma raccoon could love.
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I love that Spider-Man gets a moment's victory only for Rocket (who appears to have gone rabid) to cut the legs out from under him all over again.
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Feb 12, 2017 06:29
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Also RIP Ronan, Rocket and Spidey from hot hot lava.
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Artist got the idea entirely wrong when he read that raccoons are described as 'masked'.
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I just really don't feel like a dormant volcano coming to life is a sound I should be expected to be familiar with
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Five Nights at Freddy's Daytime Edition lookin not so good.
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Mover posted:I just really don't feel like a dormant volcano coming to life is a sound I should be expected to be familiar with To be fair you're not a superhero who probably hears that every other week
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There is no God.
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Push El Burrito posted:There is no God. This comic is surely divine in origin and execution, and any who say otherwise be damned to a hell inhabited by bloodthirsty, sentient, self-propelled bricks.
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Feb 12, 2017 09:24
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After this arc is over you can probably make a wonderful gif with every version of Rocket. All 17 of them.
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I love everything about this stupid comic so drat much 
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Welp, at least we now know what the next image is going to be for when someone decides to go on a secret BSS avatar buying spree...
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Well that's a face that's gonna haunt my dreams.
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