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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

deadgoon posted:

if democrats campaign for a return to the obama status quo rather than socialism im not going to support them in 2020 16

A whole bunch of people 3 months and 2 days ago, and look where Ed Balls is.

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Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

wizard on a water slide posted:

we have such sights to show you



I always wanted to ask this: what the gently caress is wrong with her shoulders? She can barely raise her hands above her head. I saw it in the Ellen video too.

Doublestep
Sep 8, 2013

Keep on keeping on!

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

I always wanted to ask this: what the gently caress is wrong with her shoulders? She can barely raise her hands above her head. I saw it in the Ellen video too.

woman old so what

Doublestep
Sep 8, 2013

Keep on keeping on!
i doubt anyone in the gop can actually raise their hands above their heads except paul ryan so he can unzip pants

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
This reminds me of when we all made fun of John McCain because he can't high-five.

Happier times.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


The best thing about this picture is you can see his obvious hair plugs. Almost looks like a weave.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

The best thing about this picture is you can see his obvious hair plugs. Almost looks like a weave.

but DAT rear end

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

spelling chat: I went to my state's spelling bee and, during the sponsored dinner for attendees, the other person across the table turned to their parent and asked "is sugar just... salt and water combined?"

I played Guitar Hero 1 for the first time at a Best Buy that weekend, and as a music nerd who didn't want to be in that competition for any longer because of those kids being the only company around, I misspelled every word to go home a day early with a copy of Guitar Hero in my car.

I now spell things correctly and also play guitar.

Spelling Bees are bad and homeschooling is worse, yet DeVos is our Sec of Ed

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

skaboomizzy posted:

but DAT rear end

he got the booty

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Kellyann Conway: "Don't buy from jews Go buy Ivanka's stuff".

See? Totally not a nazi administration. Checkmate, haters.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

gradenko_2000 posted:

A whole bunch of people 3 months and 2 days ago, and look where Ed Balls is.

what's the point of making a threat if you aren't willing to carry it out?

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

trump is so gross looking

like seriously did the people who voted for him ever consider that theyd have to look at that ugly blob guy for 4 years

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

So I need to buy more ammo is what you are saying?

And should I invest in gold?

If you're considering investing in ammo for a happening-style scenario, gold is a worthless investment because it has no value. It might appreciate in value up until the second It Happens, but you'd better hope you're able to sell it right before It Happens, because after The Fall, your luxury goods will be worthless.

Re: the upcoming crash - a lot of it depends on the Obamacare replacement. We're already assured that there's going to be some saber-rattling for foreign trade partners and we may end up paying a little bit more for cheap Chinese poo poo, and you know Trump is going to go to war sometime because he wouldn't want to be Prezzy without getting to war.

But if you think about Obamacare and Medicare and Medicaid, that's kind of one of the key things: 20 million or so people will not be offered the same insurance they have now, and realistically insurance for everyone will be more expensive, and this will probably be delayed until 2019 so the GOP doesn't have to run midterm campaigns against 20 million new uninsured. But for all the people who no longer have or no longer have to have insurance, they'll have a new surplus in their paycheck to spend on whatever. So that money goes to stimulate the economy or pay off debt or whatever, but the little money they get is nowhere near what they'll need to have available when they get sick and have to go to the ER and figure out how to pay for it later. So they put the bill on the credit card, or they go into default and have to start selling their assets (which they probably don't have any), and so then you get a trickle of personal bankruptcies because insurance companies were free to either have $10,000 deductibles (which might as well not be insurance), or charge whatever the hell they want, or deny coverage, or whatever.

But without a universal insurance replacement that is either required or paid-for, you're going to see some pretty massive blowback on the people who are just above the poverty line and just above the Subsidy Zone, and the trailing effect will be a massive loss of wealth for people who already don't have poo poo for wealth.

After the poors are once again taken out, the same will happen to the middle class, as their insurance rates will rise to offset the insurance company's uncollected earnings that were discharged in bankruptcy. Some folks will gradually fall out of the insured pool, and rates will rise on the rest, and the above cycle will repeat again, except a little slower because people with more assets can delay catastrophe for a bit longer.

Meanwhile the banks will be attempting to capitalize on everyone having a little more change in their pocket from not paying for insurance anymore, and will sell them houses they can't afford and get their own insurance on the notes so the only person with risk is the individual. And then in half a decade or so, you'll find banks foreclosing and reclaiming a bunch of worthless houses that no one wants to buy because the neighborhood is abandoned, builders and buyers having learned nothing from the previous crisis.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Doublestep posted:

i doubt anyone in the gop can actually raise their hands above their heads except paul ryan so he can unzip pants

john mccain in vietnam

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

he got the booty



"What I, like, dread is when people who know you in completely different ways end up in the same area. And you have to develop this, like, combination you on the spot." Donald Trump

My So Called Presidential Life


e:It's probably asking for a miracle, but I'd love to see one of you photoshop wizards turn trump into a young Claire Danes.

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Feb 10, 2017

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

TWIST FIST posted:

trump is so gross looking

like seriously did the people who voted for him ever consider that theyd have to look at that ugly blob guy for 4 years

he's the ugliest president of my lifetime and probably of my parents' lifetimes. W is a bit goofy looking but Trump is discomforting to look at on a purely aesthetic level, even if he wasn't a gross person in character.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
fuckin :lol: that it took Trump three weeks for courts to smack him down like he was a small child and for one of his underlings to commit the most blatant self-dealing ethics violation ever on-air

THREE WEEKS

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

TWIST FIST posted:

trump is so gross looking

like seriously did the people who voted for him ever consider that theyd have to look at that ugly blob guy for 4 years

Some people looked at him, and thought about raisins for a good long while. "How did a grape get that way?" "Is that just the sun, or is that a natural process due to time?" "How could we make a grape into a raisin even faster?"

And so they took a sun-dried orange and are waiting 8 years to see if stress can literally boil a dried citrus fruit without any external heat

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Samurai Sanders posted:

Think about it this way: if keyboards had first been developed for a language that that didn't use an alphabet, wouldn't it be fundamentally different so that they would be the simple thing to type and alphabets would be hard? Kinda like if black people had developed face recognition technology it would be white people's faces that would be hard for it to recognize.
Lol nope, even though the Chinese invented the printing press, it had nowhere near the same effect it did in Europe, and that difference comes down solely to the alphabet and movable type.

This isn't a race thing, that's basic economics, it's cheaper and easier to use an alphabet system because you have less overhead

Same reason computers use binary instead of base 10

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TWIST FIST posted:

trump is so gross looking

like seriously did the people who voted for him ever consider that theyd have to look at that ugly blob guy for 4 years

now imagine how melania feels

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Fidel Castronaut posted:

he's the ugliest president of my lifetime and probably of my parents' lifetimes. W is a bit goofy looking but Trump is discomforting to look at on a purely aesthetic level, even if he wasn't a gross person in character.

W definitely looks like a funny and hilarious monkey-man

unfortunately he said that torture was good and he loved megadeath (not the band)

thankfully trump is as uggo on the outside as he is on the inside

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Jose posted:

now imagine how melania feels

https://twitter.com/melaniatrump/status/234002950274560000?lang=en

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

The Brown Menace posted:

john mccain in vietnam

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

TWIST FIST posted:

trump is so gross looking

like seriously did the people who voted for him ever consider that theyd have to look at that ugly blob guy for 4 years

Donald Trump is an aryan superman



Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!", I continue to insist as a marsupial tightens its grip on me

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

It's almost 12, he'll be tweeting soon.

12 in UK is Trump hour.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Trumpining hour is close at hand

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

now imagine how melania feels

I wonder if at this point in the marriage she doesn't have enough tangible evidence of crimes, or other damaging information, to destroy his entire life. So maybe she just does as she pleases?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Trump you old bitch make the tweet

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/829825974338482176

Twitter has more trolls than ever before, how can they be losing money?

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

FizFashizzle posted:

the best story of all of this was the marquis de concorcet

he was fleeing and was in the loving clear disguised as a peasant. like the day before he was about to cross the border he blew his cover by ordering a 12 egg omelette, which made the innskeeper suspicious. he was murdered in his cell because he was too popular to publicly execute

i got schama to respond to me about him on twitter yesterday

Why I did this I have no loving idea, but it was a fun waste of time I guess

-------------------------------------------------------

When I was a lad I ate two dozen eggs
Every morning before my Plutarch!
And now that I'm grown it's just one dozen eggs
I'm already the size of an ark!

What a perfect Marquis, that Nico!

No one's cheered like Nico
As endeared as Nico
No one's tastes are incredibly weird as Nico
For there's no man in town half as learned
Perfect, a pure paragon!
We can never resist a provincial hero
Condorcet all the way to the hallowed Sorbonne!



"Hold
Mademoiselles, please
There's plenty for all-
That's liberalism, darlings"


Took down notes, that Marquis
Tallied votes, that Marquis
And yes sneaked out to sow his wild oats, that Marquis
He proved multiple votes can be aggravating,
My, what a worthy Marquis!

Mathematician-wise, yes, I'm intimidating!
My, what a wonk, that Marquis!

But then, "liberté!"
And soon, "Sa tête!"
The king was run out and the rest is all dreck

No one hedged like Nico,
Rode the edge like Nico,
And soon radicals scorned and alleged that Nico
Had love still for king and for crown
He was rad but he wasn't quite there
Not in favor of hanging that clown
Some king!
He went into hiding, he hunkered right down

No one hides like Nico,
Hitches rides like Nico,
No one turns down as many sweet brides as Nico
Sans-culottes had him looking quite ordinary
even traded the wig for chapeau

At the Inn he awoke,
hungry for something smoked,
failing that he would settle for his favorite, though
That omelet nearly did span the table,
Oh, what a last meal for Nico!

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Trump is bad!

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

I'm not the Trump tweeter. I'm the Trump tweeter's son. But I'll tweet tweets until the Trump tweeter comes

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

TWIST FIST posted:

trump is so gross looking



president simple, so what

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

gradenko_2000 posted:

So how hosed is Michael Flynn right now?

he's an american living in 2017, so FAIRLY

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

How much tweet could a Trump twit tweet if a Trump twit could tweet tweets?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Oiled and Ready posted:

Why I did this I have no loving idea, but it was a fun waste of time I guess

-------------------------------------------------------

When I was a lad I ate two dozen eggs
Every morning before my Plutarch!
And now that I'm grown it's just one dozen eggs
I'm already the size of an ark!

What a perfect Marquis, that Nico!

No one's cheered like Nico
As endeared as Nico
No one's tastes are incredibly weird as Nico
For there's no man in town half as learned
Perfect, a pure paragon!
We can never resist a provincial hero
Condorcet all the way to the hallowed Sorbonne!



"Hold
Mademoiselles, please
There's plenty for all-
That's liberalism, darlings"


Took down notes, that Marquis
Tallied votes, that Marquis
And yes sneaked out to sow his wild oats, that Marquis
He proved multiple votes can be aggravating,
My, what a worthy Marquis!

Mathematician-wise, yes, I'm intimidating!
My, what a wonk, that Marquis!

But then, "liberté!"
And soon, "Sa tête!"
The king was run out and the rest is all dreck

No one hedged like Nico,
Rode the edge like Nico,
And soon radicals scorned and alleged that Nico
Had love still for king and for crown
He was rad but he wasn't quite there
Not in favor of hanging that clown
Some king!
He went into hiding, he hunkered right down

No one hides like Nico,
Hitches rides like Nico,
No one turns down as many sweet brides as Nico
Sans-culottes had him looking quite ordinary
even traded the wig for chapeau

At the Inn he awoke,
hungry for something smoked,
failing that he would settle for his favorite, though
That omelet nearly did span the table,
Oh, what a last meal for Nico!

Now that's a disney parody.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Jose posted:

now imagine how melania feels

She only had to have sex with him once, after that she just told him she had a Barron womb

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Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

he's just going to die when the temple collapses

I mean I guess that's what happened to the original samson, but at least that guy got his enemies too instead of just collapsing pillars with their names written on them

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