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Would you guys say yes if your girlfriend proposed, I dunno if I would because I would want to, being more traditional. It would be a weird situation
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TheScott2K posted:I missed that part. Yea, she could not have picked a worse time to do that. For those of you who are all "HURRRR SPORTS" imagine if they were watching Game of Thrones and midway through the Red Wedding she decides to launch her big proposal. That'd be a profoundly bad time to do that right? ...She asked him right before the start of half-time, lol I'm sorry she interrupted the last seconds before lady gaga's big performance, that totally rationalized him making a blowjob motion and making a poo poo joke in front of all of their mutual friends when she got the courage and energy to tear down traditional gender roles and propose to a guy who clearly can't poo poo or get off the pot after five years  Psycho Society posted:Would you guys say yes if your girlfriend proposed, I dunno if I would because I would want to, being more traditional. It would be a weird situation  I don't know, if you can't make up your mind on whether or not you want to be married after five years you probably have some commitment issues and "it was the girl who was proposed" is really just an excuse to flee from itMirthless fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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Feb 10, 2017 14:53
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My dad proposed to my mom on a leapyear. Personally I would have said yes if I wanted to marry her, who cares if it's me or her doing the proposing.
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Feb 10, 2017 14:55
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They've been together for five years, you think you'd be happy!
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Proposing during your SO's favorite teams most important game of the season seems like a bad idea. As bad as the SO's behavior after.
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Feb 10, 2017 15:01
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TheScott2K posted:I bet this guy took Whiplash the wrong way. also imagine getting bullied by a metalhead lol
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Feb 10, 2017 15:01
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I'm a giant football fan and if that scenario happened I'm pretty sure my reaction would be "Wait, are you serious?" and not "Whatever, I have to take a poo poo." Plus he's still acting like an rear end in a top hat about it days later, well after the Pats have won and he should be in a good mood. "I'll marry you. Whatever." How romantic! 
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Feb 10, 2017 15:02
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Unfunny Poster posted:Proposing during your SO's favorite teams most important game of the season seems like a bad idea. As bad as the SO's behavior after. Dumb and wrong. She misread the situation, he is an immature dickhead.
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Feb 10, 2017 15:09
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Unfunny Poster posted:Proposing during your SO's favorite teams most important game of the season seems like a bad idea. As bad as the SO's behavior after. it was done minutes before the game stopped for a half hour long pop music show All their friends were there. Seems like a good time to me.
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Feb 10, 2017 15:11
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There's an important piece of context a lot of non-sports-fans are missing: Patriots fans are garbage people. Jerk off motions and talking about making GBS threads is par for the course.
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Feb 10, 2017 15:12
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do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? yeah sure whatever. The guy is dumb, but dont do that big elaborate proposal stuff infront of a crowd of people, thats a lot of lovely pressure. Do it when its private and personal and if he says yes (not whatever ok yeah) go shower in your friends congratulations.
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Feb 10, 2017 15:16
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Grevling posted:Dumb and wrong. She misread the situation, he is an immature dickhead. That's pretty much what I said but somehow you disagree with it.
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Unfunny Poster posted:That's pretty much what I said but somehow you disagree with it. what you said was this: Unfunny Poster posted:Proposing during your SO's favorite teams most important game of the season seems like a bad idea. As bad as the SO's behavior after. pretty unambiguous what you're trying to say here datajugend posted:do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? yeah sure whatever.  elaborate proposals are embarassment waiting to happen. she was probably hoping cornering him on it would finally get him to just do it and commit but it clearly backfired when it turned out her boyfriend really was just this lovely and stupid at least she knows he's not worth marrying now Mirthless fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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Feb 10, 2017 15:20
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TheScott2K posted:There's an important piece of context a lot of non-sports-fans are missing: Patriots fans are garbage people. Jerk off motions and talking about making GBS threads is par for the course. this cannot be understated
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Feb 10, 2017 15:29
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considering how well the game went for the pats, this guy could have spent the rest of his life telling people about the day he got engaged and the pats came from behind to win the superbowl in the craziest way possible, instead it's just gonna be the day he tanked his 5 year relationship over a poo poo joke
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Mirthless posted:considering how well the game went for the pats, this guy could have spent the rest of his life telling people about the day he got engaged and the pats came from behind to win the superbowl in the craziest way possible, instead it's just gonna be the day he tanked his 5 year relationship over a poo poo joke Not gonna lie, I'm pretty pleased that this masshole hosed up his own life.
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Here, I'll amend what I said: They're both dumb but for different reasons. The guy acted like a shithead regardless. There. Content: My [25F] friends [25F & 27F] lesbian couple adopted a baby [3 months] I had. My new boyfriend is being a jerk about it. quote:This has a little bit of race issues in it. So My boyfriend Connor and I white. Izzy is Mexican and Wendy is Chinese, and they've adopted now their son Jake. So they're son is white. Mekchu fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Feb 10, 2017 |
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Feb 10, 2017 15:37
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"It was fuckin nuts, guy. The Pats were gettin' their poo poo pushed in by the Falcons, and halftime was coming up. I'd been holding a wicked massive log since the halfway through the first and right when I was about to get up and curl it out my gurl's like 'Chucky, you wanna get married?' Holy poo poo, guy, I was so excited. Think about how much of a queer Jeter is - that's how loving excited I was. I was fully fuckin sharting at that point, though, so I said 'yea babe' and went and took a dump while that chick with a dick was singing on TV. Dunkin Donuts."
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Unfunny Poster posted:Here, I'll amend what I said: They're both dumb but for different reasons. The guy acted like a shithead regardless. There. that's obvious, you 
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Unfunny Poster posted:My [25F] friends [25F & 27F] lesbian couple adopted a baby [3 months] I had. My new boyfriend is being a jerk about it. Poor lesbians, they just found out their new baby is half idiot. Oh wait, baby's dad was another dude. Baby might be okay!
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quote:Can he drink from their boobs. Connor is just jealous of Jake: Connor's sex fantasy posted:A mixed race couple is suckling me. I'm a white boy.
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Streak posted:She'll say things like: "Are you going to give me a mixed baby?" (like I said she knows her getting pregnant is harder-it's just "sex talk" I assume) and "A mixed boy is loving me. I'm a white girl." over and over. I'm so glad every woman I've ever been with has been a nonverbal autistic
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Feb 10, 2017 15:57
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I feel like if some douchebag is insane about their partner shaving their pubes, they should actually be required pay for some super pricey high-end spa-style hair removal every single time as retribution.
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Feb 10, 2017 16:00
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Leon Einstein posted:It costs 100 bucks every 6 weeks around here. It's an expensive habit. hahahahaha :| don't ever look up how much massages cost spas are expensive but laser hair removal is pretty cheap all things considered
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TheScott2K posted:"It was fuckin nuts, guy. The Pats were gettin' their poo poo pushed in by the Falcons, and halftime was coming up. I'd been holding a wicked massive log since the halfway through the first and right when I was about to get up and curl it out my gurl's like 'Chucky, you wanna get married?' Holy poo poo, guy, I was so excited. Think about how much of a queer Jeter is - that's how loving excited I was. I was fully fuckin sharting at that point, though, so I said 'yea babe' and went and took a dump while that chick with a dick was singing on TV. Dunkin Donuts." Lol. It's like one of those old 'him/her' things off Facebook where the girls saying how distant her guy is being and wondering what's wrong and he's like 'motorcycle won't start, can't work out why'.
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Mirthless posted:hahahahaha
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Pubes are gross on both men and women. Also men should shave their legs and armpits as well. I guess what I'm saying is, man or woman, body hair is gross
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Feb 10, 2017 16:10
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[M/31] I think I killed my girlfriend's [F/27] cat...and it ran off with my engagement ring quote:Throwaway. My GF loves reddit more than me.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Pubes are gross on both men and women. I too hate secondary sex characteristics.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:[M/31] I think I killed my girlfriend's [F/27] cat...and it ran off with my engagement ring  don't do elaborate proposals! at least the cat ran off with the engagement ring so he won't have to deal with her saying no when she finds out he lost her cat
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:[M/31] I think I killed my girlfriend's [F/27] cat...and it ran off with my engagement ring Holy gently caress man, if you're going to her apartment for the express purpose of doing something with the cat, how in the gently caress do you leave the door open? Who leaves doors open in general? Luckily it's highly likely that the cat will come back home when it gets hungry.
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WampaLord posted:Holy gently caress man, if you're going to her apartment for the express purpose of doing something with the cat, how in the gently caress do you leave the door open?
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WampaLord posted:Holy gently caress man, if you're going to her apartment for the express purpose of doing something with the cat, how in the gently caress do you leave the door open? turns out he's from one of those white trash families that has the front door open all the time and like six big dogs
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Feb 10, 2017 16:26
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china bot posted:I (28f) prepared a very elaborate scenario to propose to my boyfriend (29m) of 5 years. He chose to embarrass me in front of our friends instead. He says he thought I was joking and was "going with it" but it crushed me. What do I do? I can't stop cackling at this.
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The cat is still there, it just won't decloak until it *wants* to be seen.
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TheScott2K posted:There's an important piece of context a lot of non-sports-fans are missing: Patriots fans are garbage people. Jerk off motions and talking about making GBS threads is par for the course. Seriously, it's way better if you imagine them as the scummiest southies from Boston you ever saw and just marinate in the hilarity.
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fruit on the bottom posted:The cat is still there, it just won't decloak until it *wants* to be seen. it's just taking care of cat business
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:[M/31] I think I killed my girlfriend's [F/27] cat...and it ran off with my engagement ring Is this one of those George side-plots from an episode of Seinfeld?
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The worst bit isn't the idiot who doesn't know how doors work, or that he had a stupid proposal plan that fell apart, or even that his two plans to solve the missing cat problem are to ask Reddit or buy a new one rather than say, LOOK for it. No, it's this rear end in a top hat who "loves" cats so much she got hers declawed.
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Leon Einstein posted:My cat ripped through a screen and jumped out the 2nd story. He eventually came back. The little rear end in a top hat now lives elsewhere. Where the hell did he escape from, Meowschwitz?
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