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Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

That cast has my attention.

I'll watch anything with Colin Farrell nowadays. Words I never thought I'd say after watching Alexander in 2004.

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Jack's Flow posted:

I'll watch anything with Colin Farrell nowadays. Words I never thought I'd say after watching Alexander in 2004.

I watched Miami Vice again the other day and I don't care what anyone says that movie is :coolfish:

Also Gong Li :swoon:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Josh Lyman posted:

So do they cut off his hands legs dick?

If it's the same as the Clint Eastwood version they Cut off a leg under the pretense of stopping gangrene (this is debatable) but I think the "vengeful bitches" line is from where they feed him poison mushrooms. I suspect he realizes what they did and says the line before he falls over and starts flailing around.

Frogfingers
Oct 10, 2012

Jack's Flow posted:

I'll watch anything with Colin Farrell nowadays. Words I never thought I'd say after watching Alexander in 2004.

You've never seen In Bruges?

Eezee
Apr 3, 2011

My double chin turned out to be a huge cyst

Should have gone with 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qCRUxHI-B4

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Frogfingers posted:

You've never seen In Bruges?

That movie turned me into a Farrell fan.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
A24 is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKnigN8OiNc

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
That was pretty cool but there's something about the repeated dog bark that skews more goofy than scary for me
:woof:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Punkin Spunkin posted:

That was pretty cool but there's something about the repeated dog bark that skews more goofy than scary for me
:woof:

There's going to be a version of the trailer released accidentally in a few days where most of the audio is missing and we can tell they re-used the same recorded bark for the dog multiple times.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
Then we'll see video of the dog under duress from the film crew as it continually tries and fails to get that right 'bark', all under the supervision of the American Humane Association

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The dog is the it that comes at night.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

That was pretty cool but there's something about the repeated dog bark that skews more goofy than scary for me
:woof:

That's a cat

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
Was that the same bark being repeated? Like, the same exact bark? Embarrassing. Did they learn nothing from THE MUMMY?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

The dog is the it that comes at night.

I can already guess the porno parody title.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

GonSmithe posted:

That's a cat
Oh SHUIT :wth:

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
Whatever you do, do not click the link to go through to the YouTube page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Man, I watched The Beguiled knowing nothing about it while going through Clint's filmography chronologically. My reaction was basically, "Holy poo poo, that was pretty good," and, "Holy poo poo, I can't believe the kind of stories they could get away with telling in the 70s." Didn't realize at the time it was a massive flop. Still one of those movies I can suggest to people who have no idea what it is.

This remake looks practically identical, which always leads me to wonder what the point is.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

So, is it Psycho all over again?

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

AlternateAccount posted:

Man, I watched The Beguiled knowing nothing about it while going through Clint's filmography chronologically. My reaction was basically, "Holy poo poo, that was pretty good," and, "Holy poo poo, I can't believe the kind of stories they could get away with telling in the 70s." Didn't realize at the time it was a massive flop. Still one of those movies I can suggest to people who have no idea what it is.

This remake looks practically identical, which always leads me to wonder what the point is.

Remakes are safer and it uses current stars to get people to go watch it. Simple math really.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Indolent Bastard posted:

Remakes are safer and it uses current stars to get people to go watch it. Simple math really.

I am just not sure what the 2017 appeal is for a movie about a bunch of manipulative people that doesn't really have anything resembling a sympathetic or heroic lead? Or will they modify it and make McBurney more likeable?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it ruled when i found out they did that hilarious robocop scene remake. also that they did key & peele's effects.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Yeah I'm in. Some of their original videos are still my favorite thing on the internet. Especially the NIN one.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a891D5_bGY4

quote:

Written and directed by Macon Blair (“Blue Ruin,” “Green Room,") in his directorial debut, with a distinctive look courtesy of cinematographer Larkin Seiple (“Swiss Army Man,” “Cop Car”), the film also stars David Yow, Jane Levy, Devon Graye, Christine Woods, Robert Longstreet, Lee Eddy and Gary Anthony Williams.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
What a terrible title.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mr. Squishy posted:

What a terrible title.

It's like Wiseau dialogue

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Looks really good, though.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

f#a# posted:

Whatever you do, do not click the link to go through to the YouTube page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA

I should have listened.

But, not really... that's a loving hilarious comment section.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Not to mention the related videos. Why, of course I'd like to watch a video named '"Dear White People": Netflix's New Show Glorifies Anti-White Racism/Aggression' from a Youtube account named "Red Pill Philosophy". :allears:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
The Recommended algo on Youtube is hosed.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The Recommended algo on Youtube is hosed.

"we noticed you watched a movie trailer, maybe you'd like to watch this video of someone farting now as well?"


I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore is a dope title, gently caress the haters.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MacheteZombie posted:

"we noticed you watched a movie trailer, maybe you'd like to watch this video of someone farting now as well?"


I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore is a dope title, gently caress the haters.

In general I prefer when shows or movies go for longer titles. It gets really boring when everything is a single word or name.

Lobok fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Feb 10, 2017

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

the absolute worst titles are the ones that are just a first or last name, like Paterson. it blows my mind that Paul Thomas Anderson thought Sydney would've been a better title than Hard Eight.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
The Mary Shelley biopic was formerly titled A Storm in the Stars. It is now titled, wait for it, Mary Shelley.

At least people know who she is. But that's a drat downgrade. Not going from A Princess of Mars to John Carter level or anything, but still pretty bad.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

the absolute worst titles are the ones that are just a first or last name, like Paterson. it blows my mind that Paul Thomas Anderson thought Sydney would've been a better title than Hard Eight.
Paterson is the wrong example to use, though, since the title works on three levels.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Coaaab posted:

Paterson is the wrong example to use, though, since the title works on three levels.

I haven't seen the movie, to be fair. I'm sure I'll like the film itself, I tend to really like Jarmusch, it was just the first example that popped into my head.

It works in biopics I guess, I doubt I could come up with better titles for Jackie or Patton.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

f#a# posted:

Whatever you do, do not click the link to go through to the YouTube page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA

Uh I'm seeing scenes straight from the movie. That seems like a dumb way to adapt it.

edit; Liked what it was going for, felt like the ending dropped the ball (also plot).

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Paterson is really good, hth

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

Blue Ruin and Green Room were great. Sign me up. Cop Car was fun too.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Is that the woman from HBO's Togetherness? She was good in that if so.

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