|
Unfunny Poster posted:Where the hell did he escape from, Meowschwitz? I'm very glad Maus never went for this pun.
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:45
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 28, 2024 14:50 |
|
|
Cats are assholes.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:46
|
|
|
SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:The worst bit isn't the idiot who doesn't know how doors work, or that he had a stupid proposal plan that fell apart, or even that his two plans to solve the missing cat problem are to ask Reddit or buy a new one rather than say, LOOK for it. No, it's this rear end in a top hat who "loves" cats so much she got hers declawed. agreed
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:47
|
|
|
Cat is just doing its part to make it known it doesnt believe this marriage will work.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:51
|
|
|
If a cat wants to hide, you won't be able to find it. They're hide and seek masters. You can bait it though. That's how I caught mine. Unfortunately I trapped a few feral ones first.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:51
|
|
|
SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:The worst bit isn't the idiot who doesn't know how doors work, or that he had a stupid proposal plan that fell apart, or even that his two plans to solve the missing cat problem are to ask Reddit or buy a new one rather than say, LOOK for it. No, it's this rear end in a top hat who "loves" cats so much she got hers declawed. my cat is so precious and important to me that I permanently mutilated it so that it could not damage my furniture
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:53
|
|
|
Are the anti-declawing folks as upset about circumcision? My escapee cat had his claws, so I wasn't too worried about him.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:56
|
|
|
Leon Einstein posted:Are the anti-declawing folks as upset about circumcision? declawing isn't the same as circumcision, unless you think circumcision involved chopping off a third of the penis
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:57
|
|
|
boner confessor posted:declawing isn't the same as circumcision, unless you think circumcision involved chopping off a third of the penis Depends on the size of the penis.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:58
|
|
|
if you can cut off its balls surely you can cut its nails
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:58
|
|
|
WampaLord posted:I'm very glad Maus never went for this pun. I had to buy that once for an ex-girlfriend's birthday present. Is it any good?
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:59
|
|
|
Update to the cat story:quote:Hey everyone. First off, thank you so much for your responses/PMs, there were so many helpful suggestions and tips about cats that I didn't even know about so thanks for that. what a loving shocker the cat was under the porch the whole time and the ring is gone it must be nice to be able to be this laissez faire over losing a $6,000 ring
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 16:59
|
|
|
Metal detector. That's six loving grand and it's findable.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:00
|
|
|
TheScott2K posted:Metal detector. That's six loving grand and it's findable. in the best version of this story, a little kid finds it in the grass and it ends up in a plastic toy jewelry box for the next fifteen years
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:01
|
|
|
Unfunny Poster posted:I had to buy that once for an ex-girlfriend's birthday present. Is it any good? It's "good" in the sense Schindler's List is good. Everyone would agree that's an amazingly powerful movie, but do you ever wanna watch it again? Basically true for all Holocaust media.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:02
|
|
|
WampaLord posted:It's "good" in the sense Schindler's List is good. Everyone would agree that's an amazingly powerful movie, but do you ever wanna watch it again? I don't think Schindler's List is very good. Why the hell are you shooting it in black and white and just gifting the audience that distance from what's going on? Who the gently caress makes a Holocaust movie with a happy ending? Who the gently caress makes a Holocaust movie where the protagonist is a German non-Jew? Why didn't that electric fence kill Timmy when it turned on?
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:08
|
|
|
Perhaps they could just use the cat as a ring. Not like kill it and make it into a ring but just say "that's the engagement ring, Steve (or whatever his name is) didn't accidentally kill my kitty cat."WampaLord posted:It's "good" in the sense Schindler's List is good. Everyone would agree that's an amazingly powerful movie, but do you ever wanna watch it again? Wonder why she had to read it for her elementary education degree courses then. Sounds pretty much the opposite of Curious George.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:10
|
|
|
TheScott2K posted:I don't think Schindler's List is very good. Why the hell are you shooting it in black and white and just gifting the audience that distance from what's going on? Who the gently caress makes a Holocaust movie with a happy ending? Who the gently caress makes a Holocaust movie where the protagonist is a German non-Jew? Why didn't that electric fence kill Timmy when it turned on? it's kind of ridiculous that the fence is supposed to keep hundred+ ton dinosaurs from moving between pens but somehow he just gets by with some bleeding from the ears and singed hair no permanent injuries. really? and this was supposed to stop dinosaurs?
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:10
|
|
|
Zzulu posted:if you can cut off its balls surely you can cut its nails Trimming a cat's nails is a perfectly reasonable thing to do. Declawing a cat is like cutting off each of a person's fingers at the last knuckle. EDIT: I missed that it was a $6000 engagement ring, oh my god. And he tied it to a cat. SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Feb 10, 2017 |
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:10
|
|
|
TheScott2K posted:I don't think Schindler's List is very good. It is still "good" in the sense Schindler's List is "good" back in the day it made waves cause it was the first comic book most people had seen that was about depressing poo poo instead of Captain America punching out Satan, but that's like a whole genre now with its own shelf at Barnes and Noble
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:14
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:It is still "good" in the sense Schindler's List is "good" I didn't know Schlinder's List was a comic book first but that does make sense given the stinger scene where Nick Fury recruits Oskar.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:27
|
|
|
he's back with another list... of nazis to punch
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:29
|
|
|
I feel like JP and Schindler's List could be edited together into one weird-yet-coherent 90-minute thing nobody would like. Like the fences at the camps are actually there to keep the dinosaurs out. I'm just spitballing here. The point is, every time Spielberg tries to make a Serious Grown Up Best Picture movie he drops unforced errors that turn what should have been a home run into a decent triple. He has real limits as an artist.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:32
|
|
|
MinionOfCthulhu posted:I didn't know Schlinder's List was a comic book first but that does make sense given the stinger scene where Nick Fury recruits Oskar. No, "Maus" is the comic book.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:32
|
|
|
Cough Drop The Beat posted:While the racist sex talk is pretty hilarious and also suspect, the rest of his post strikes me as this guy being unfairly driven at his work to the detriment of his relationship. Dude should maybe consider cutting back to 40 hour weeks, not work weekends, and actively focus on his horny wife as opposed to just robotically going along with it. Maybe he would be much more into their weird sex adventures if he wasn't an overly invested work zombie. While OP doesn't describe his job situation in detail, it is not healthy to work 60+ hour weeks regularly, and doubly so if he isn't on some upper-level career track. If you're in a job where you're working 60+ hours a week and on weekends, pretty much no matter what level of pay "work less hours" isn't something that is likely to happen if you still want to be employed. Especially when you're pretty replaceable.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:32
|
|
|
chumbler posted:If you're in a job where you're working 60+ hours a week and on weekends, pretty much no matter what level of pay "work less hours" isn't something that is likely to happen if you still want to be employed. Especially when you're pretty replaceable. Yeah, but if you're in a marriage where you're working 60+ hours a week and on weekends, pretty much no matter what level of pay "work 60 hours a week indefinitely" isn't something that's likely to happen if you still want to be married. Especially when you're pretty replaceable. This story comes up again and again in this thread and it seems obvious to me that the techbro lifestyle and serious romantic relationships are inherently incompatible. BTW, has anyone ever noticed how these stories seem to always have specific times listed and sexual activity as a percentage variable? Something something autism Mirthless fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Feb 10, 2017 |
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 17:42
|
|
|
Mirthless posted:it's kind of ridiculous that the fence is supposed to keep hundred+ ton dinosaurs from moving between pens but somehow he just gets by with some bleeding from the ears and singed hair I'm not going to do any math on this not because I'm above it but because I'm too stupid, but if you put an electric fence around a cow pen the current is supposed to spook them if they touch it, not kill them. And most of those just give a human a little jolt even though most of us weigh many times less than a cow.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:16
|
|
|
Gaunab posted:
5' 2" and 85 lbs is "severely underweight" by the BMI chart. Chica must be tiiiiiiiny. I looked up gaff tape (I knew it was going to be pricey anyway) and it's $15-30 depending on the size of the roll. KHITBASH that ho, tiny dancer.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:18
|
|
|
Antivehicular posted:I hate elaborate proposals as much as anyone, but I'm pretty sure "I'll marry you. Whatever." is an instant relationship-ender barring a Roast-Beef-from-Achewood-level anhedonia that would make that pronouncement count as "positive" or "enthused." Why would you propose to someone with extreme anhedonia, though? Tax purposes?
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:23
|
|
|
Poly people continue to be the worstquote:My [30M] fiancee [25F] of 2 years had dinner with friends while style was interstate for work and headed back home to a house where 2 male and female couples (I don't know their ages though I know one couple is married) in a polyamorous relationship live, after dinner. Imagine taking the phone out of a woman's hand to yell at her fiance.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:24
|
|
|
datajugend posted:do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? yeah sure whatever. Agreed. Her boyfriend is a loving idiot and awesome example of Patriots fans everywhere, but proposing in public without discussing it extensively ahead of time is a terrible, terrible idea. A public proposal should be a fun thing for show, not the first time you actually propose to your partner. Not that it excuses his gross behavior and reaction in the least, but putting her boyfriend on the spot like that in front of all his friends is borderline horrifying to many reasonable people. Who aren't his dumb rear end, but regardless, my point still stands. I don't really give a poo poo about her proposal being during the Super Bowl though. Even if that was a crazy depressing game for Pats fans at halftime, his comically bad reaction is no excuse whatsoever. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Feb 10, 2017 |
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:24
|
|
|
WampaLord posted:Poly people continue to be the worst I might be inclined to show that person what an actual level of unhealthy concern looks like after the fact.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:31
|
|
|
Zzulu posted:if you can cut off its balls surely you can cut its nails It's not just cutting its nails - you can in fact just trim the nails if you're not a lazy rear end in a top hat and you have a cat that won't use scratching posts. Declawing is like taking the first digit of your fingers off and it super fucks up their balance for life (pretty important for a cat) and probably causes constant/permanent nerve pain just like an amputee experiences (except a cat can't tell you about it). Also if they ever get outside they have no way to defend themselves from anything. Declawing is for stupid idiots who are too lazy to properly take care of their pet except in some very rare cases where there are other behavioral/medical issues at play. TheScott2K posted:Who the gently caress makes a Holocaust movie with a happy ending? Who the gently caress makes a Holocaust movie where the protagonist is a German non-Jew? a Jewish person, lol Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Feb 10, 2017 |
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:36
|
|
|
chumbler posted:If you're in a job where you're working 60+ hours a week and on weekends, pretty much no matter what level of pay "work less hours" isn't something that is likely to happen if you still want to be employed. Especially when you're pretty replaceable. I am well aware of how intense the software engineer techbro lifestyle is and I'm saying dude should either figure out how to not work 60+ hours at his job (or another job) and not torpedo his marriage over financial security or his dream to be the most badass programmer ever or some such. Who gives a poo poo if you're making bank when you can barely enjoy yourself and your wife is pissed off at you? Unless he really doesn't care about her enough to change, there is no way it gets better from here for his sorry rear end if he barely pays attention to his wife and is like "Eh whatever, gotta work 60+ hours grinding out that code" when she's screaming at him months from now. It's also really dumb and sad how he looks down upon her for working "only" 40 hours per week, waking up much later than he does, shockingly wanting to relax on the weekends, etc. You know, like most people who consider work-life balance to be extremely important. I work in IT and I'm almost never sitting there working on support tickets past my 8 hours for good reason. Basically, dude is a borderline autistic dullard and is really dumb and bad for not realizing how good he's got it. It's just pathetic because his make-believe "issue" of his wife wanting his dick every second is absolutely missing the point of his extensive problems. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Feb 10, 2017 |
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:41
|
|
|
People just don't know how to negotiate for themselves anymore. They are told that work is the best and working is life and be diligent and don't be lazy blah blah blah then on the backend management fucks them because they recognize a schlub that will hack code for 60+ hours a week until forever and never ask for a raise or seek alternative job offers and work them to death. Then they reach their forties and are divorced with high blood pressure and a kid that hates them because they were never there and have a mid life crisis.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:49
|
|
|
I [19M] won't be able to celebrate my girlfriend's [30F] birthday with her and she is very upset.quote:Hey, my girlfriend and I have been dating for 4 months. She is the younger sister of my brother's wife. We've known each other for approx. 8 years but started seeing each other steadily after our siblings got married together. quote:Yeah the age is correct but she didn't exactly "watch me grow up". Our siblings started dating each other when I was 9 and we met a couple of times after they started getting serious...but we didn't become close until their wedding 2 years ago.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:49
|
|
|
yeah declawing isn't just trimming the nails, it's completely removing the nails. look at your fingers and think about what you would have to do to permanently remove your fingernals and never trim them again my wife's cat is old as hell and he has arthritis and can't retract his nails anymore so whenever he lays down on a person they get clawed. sucks but also he's an elderly cat and he can't help it
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:51
|
|
|
quote:She is also upset because this means that she has to return the outfit which she had picked out for me to wear. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:51
|
|
|
Moridin920 posted:People just don't know how to negotiate for themselves anymore. They are told that work is the best and working is life and be diligent and don't be lazy blah blah blah then on the backend management fucks them because they recognize a schlub that will hack code for 60+ hours a week until forever and never ask for a raise or seek alternative job offers and work them to death. Right. People who seriously subscribe to the ideal of American work culture where working as long and hard as possible until you die is the ideal are missing out on life. People should be working enough to support an enjoyable lifestyle with their loved ones and friends. That's it. Leave the heavy lifting to the other fools who are into American work culture. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Feb 10, 2017 |
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 18:59
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 28, 2024 14:50 |
|
|
Cough Drop The Beat posted:Right. People who seriously subscribe to the ideal of American work culture where working as long and hard as possible until you die is the ideal are missing out on life. People should be working enough to support an enjoyable lifestyle with their loved ones and friends. That's it. Leave the heavy lifting to the other fools who are into American work culture. My life got so much better once I figured this out.
|
|
#
?
Feb 10, 2017 19:02
|
|