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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=symP4QT7wLU

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

facialimpediment posted:

jesus gently caress trump is an even bigger baby than I thought

https://twitter.com/teddyschleifer/status/830097356460847106

Even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then. Abrams is an idiot.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I have a feeling something very weird is going to happen during the Trump/Abe presser.

https://twitter.com/toddgillman/status/830111789513895936

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I don't know if this has been linked here but he is talking now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7gp5A5TK0M

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


^^ fak


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7gp5A5TK0M

Press conference. Live!

hahahaha he's spending the weekend with Trump

RIP

A Handed Missus fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Feb 10, 2017

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Is he announcing a wall guarded by Mechs or giant robots of some sort? Is that why it's impenetrable?

Whoa he's got a high voice.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
this translator is cracking me up

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lincoln reference. TRUMP TOWER namedrop.

Abe confirmed for best friend.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Trump is worried about Mexican Kaiju, no wonder he's trying to buddy up with Japan

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/albamonica/status/830117947750436864

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/830118725667938304

Hmmm.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/830107279777230848

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

He should have an ear piece. But just nodding along and smiling is probably a better option than interrupting with "what's all this asian talk?!" and then pulling a Rosie.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
questions, first one about the court ruling lol

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

..... how the hell do you gently caress up a handshake photo op? :cripes:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

facialimpediment posted:

..... how the hell do you gently caress up a handshake photo op? :cripes:

It's.. been worse

http://giphy.com/gifs/nutshell-ticket-cruzfiorina-MYeLsB8s6NGmI

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

questions, first one about the court ruling lol

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

2nd Question, from Fox News. Also about the EO halting lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


'We will be... extreme vetting.'

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I'm kind of impressed by the press for pushing these kind of questions in the context of a Japanese/USA friendship speech

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
lol trump missed the section where Abe basically sucked his dick all speech

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/830120586642857984

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

facialimpediment posted:

..... how the hell do you gently caress up a handshake photo op? :cripes:

Bush I vomited on a Japanese PM once.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Haha Abe was like "whoa buddy, more questions"

Now Trump being a question about China and NK from a Japanese reporter. Donnie can't like that

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I love trump talking about currency when it's been proven that he doesn't even understand weak vs strong dollar lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Haha Abe was like "whoa buddy, more questions"

Now Trump being a question about China and NK from a Japanese reporter. Donnie can't like that

Only laid back Donnie today :sad:

Man I hope Barry shows up when Trump and Abe are golfing

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I'm almost entirely certain he just forgot the prime minister's name, instead hesitating for waaay too long after "I wanna thank...", and then going on with "Mr. Prime Minister".

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
A Trump-approved jaeger/mech program would be kinda weird and awesome. Someone show this guy Mechwarrior 2 and Pacific Rim.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Haha Abe was like "whoa buddy, more questions"

Now Trump being a question about China and NK from a Japanese reporter. Donnie can't like that

Hahaha can't catch a break, good. gently caress him.

Very valid questions too considering the area. I'm glad the Japanese aren't softballing him questions.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/830123643866865664

Donnie needs his safe space.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A Handed Missus posted:

Only laid back Donnie today :sad:

Man I hope Barry shows up when Trump and Abe are golfing

Mind if I play through? On a roll, five under today.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Also it's so petty really, but it's also hilarious to me that its 6 of the patriots that don't want to go to the White House. Like more than anything you know that poo poo bugs the gently caress out of trump bigly

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Mind if I play through? On a roll, five under today.

Trump would say he's 5 under on the third hole.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
We're getting new security measures next week Per Trump as reported by CNN. I don't know if the context of this and today implies an Asian thing or what.

I hope it's about Godzilla.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I will fully support an EO regarding the looming kaiju threat, if only if it means the US can finally have MASER cannons

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Where are the loving chinpokomon gifs

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
http://thehill.com/policy/defense/318891-trumps-second-pick-for-army-secretary-drops-out-of-the-running-report

So that's 2/2 for potential army secretaries suddenly dropping out. Third time's the charm?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Please post South Park chinpokomon gifs while we're still in the moment

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I will fully support an EO regarding the looming kaiju threat, if only if it means the US can finally have MASER cannons

Yeah but those things never really worked with the kind of exception in War of the Gargantuas.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


http://in.reuters.com/article/usa-trump-immigration-wall-idINKBN15O2ZZ

DHS has estimated the border wall will take 3.5 years to build and cost $21.6 billion

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


shyduck posted:

http://in.reuters.com/article/usa-trump-immigration-wall-idINKBN15O2ZZ

DHS has estimated the border wall will take 3.5 years to build and cost $21.6 billion

So 30 years and 200billion. Got it.

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Mr. Mambold posted:

Can we get a flickering forked tongue and horns growing? - asking for a friend

I'm on vacation in Tahoe right now so no can do.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Feb 10, 2017

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