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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

liked and shared bless you.

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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


http://i.imgur.com/i3Jl2W5.mp4

:psyduck:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


Opels are so weird.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


He hit the invisible wall in that game

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


You Am I posted:

He hit the invisible wall in that game

Seriously, what the gently caress did he bounce off of?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Darchangel posted:

Seriously, what the gently caress did he bounce off of?

tall curb, i remember almost busting my happysack just like that when i was a kid, sans the dramatic flip flop.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

I'm super envious. A CBR250RR(R) is one of the bikes in my dream stable, but right now I don't have a garage for more bikes and I'd have to import it from Australia and they're not street-legal in California anyway.

I want this specific paint scheme though :krad:



If it's over 25 I thought you could reg them, I've deffo seen youtubes of plated CA CBR250RR's

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Are bike engines just inherently higher strung? I still want a 250 to piss about on.

Two strokes are not light maintenance :v:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

BlackMK4 posted:

Two strokes are not light maintenance :v:

ya but easy to work on. Because you'll be doing it a lot.

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?

Frozen Pizza Party posted:

If it's over 25 I thought you could reg them, I've deffo seen youtubes of plated CA CBR250RR's

Japanese classics has one legally imported to the USA for sale right now, for $7k.

https://www.japaneseclassics.com/vehicle/1990-cbr250rr-lightly-modifed/

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Are bike engines just inherently higher strung? I still want a 250 to piss about on.

Yes, in general. A modern car engine will easily go 150,000 miles without any major maintenance, just fluids and spark plugs. An average motorcycle engine will start to need a top-end rebuild around 50,000 miles, with shorter intervals for higher-strung engines or racing models. A competition dirt bike will usually specify an oil change after every four hours of running and a top-end rebuild (new piston, rings and valves) after 50.

This is just the tradeoff for getting tremendous power-to-displacement figures. That little CBR250RR makes about 40 horsepower from 0.25L with no forced induction. That's 160 horsepower per litre of displacement in a $3000 motorcycle from 1993. For contrast, a 2015 Ferrari 458 only makes about 120hp/L, and that's a $250,000 car with twenty years of extra engine development.

Vrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Frozen Pizza Party posted:

If it's over 25 I thought you could reg them, I've deffo seen youtubes of plated CA CBR250RR's

Yeah, they're just hitting the 25-year federal limit right now. However, they are banned entirely in California by CARB, which is impossibly stupid because in 1993 there were no motorcycle emissions controls in CA and motorcycles still don't have to be smog-tested in CA no matter how new they are. But CARB literally just says "no motorcycle can be converted to be California emissions-compliant" so you are poo poo out of luck. And that's terrible car stuff right there.

If you've seen one with a California plate, it's either just outright illegal (someone took it off their other bike) or they did a shady thing and somehow pretended it was a recent-model CBR250R (not RR). Either one of those will get the bike impounded and crushed if you're found out.

The best strategy seems to be to get a P.O. box in Montana and register the bike there.

e: lol, reading that description on the Japanese importer's site I forgot that it's a 16v engine. Dual-overhead-cam, 16 valves the size of golf tees, pistons the size of an oreo, displaces two-thirds of a soda can. so awesome

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Feb 9, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
And an RGV 250 makes 62 horsepower from 0.25L, or about 69 when you cut open the air box and make a few modifications.

But yeah, you'll have the head off a lot to replace poo poo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sagebrush posted:

Yes, in general. A modern car engine will easily go 150,000 miles without any major maintenance, just fluids and spark plugs. An average motorcycle engine will start to need a top-end rebuild around 50,000 miles, with shorter intervals for higher-strung engines or racing models. A competition dirt bike will usually specify an oil change after every four hours of running and a top-end rebuild (new piston, rings and valves) after 50.

This is just the tradeoff for getting tremendous power-to-displacement figures. That little CBR250RR makes about 40 horsepower from 0.25L with no forced induction. That's 160 horsepower per litre of displacement in a $3000 motorcycle from 1993. For contrast, a 2015 Ferrari 458 only makes about 120hp/L, and that's a $250,000 car with twenty years of extra engine development.

Vrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Yeah, they're just hitting the 25-year federal limit right now. However, they are banned entirely in California by CARB, which is impossibly stupid because in 1993 there were no motorcycle emissions controls in CA and motorcycles still don't have to be smog-tested in CA no matter how new they are. But CARB literally just says "no motorcycle can be converted to be California emissions-compliant" so you are poo poo out of luck. And that's terrible car stuff right there.

If you've seen one with a California plate, it's either just outright illegal (someone took it off their other bike) or they did a shady thing and somehow pretended it was a recent-model CBR250R (not RR). Either one of those will get the bike impounded and crushed if you're found out.

The best strategy seems to be to get a P.O. box in Montana and register the bike there.

e: lol, reading that description on the Japanese importer's site I forgot that it's a 16v engine. Dual-overhead-cam, 16 valves the size of golf tees, pistons the size of an oreo, displaces two-thirds of a soda can. so awesome

Here in Queensland I have for the netter part of 15 years thought that all could ride was a 150cc on my learners licence that I've held for about the same time period. I always rode on private land on dirtbikes so was never interested in really getting a better licence after a few near misses.

Fastforward to last week when my boss mentions that he is going for his bike test to be legal. The guy has a +1000cc and has ridden it daily for a few years. He mentioned something about 650cc being the new learners and if you have held an RE restricted licence for X years you can just go balls out up to 650cc (with a few exceptions). That prick just signed my death notice as now I'm wanting to get a bike for road use.

Queensland logic of 150cc being max (why I knew straight away of the NSR150SP I posted earlier) and changing to 650cc boggles me. I'll apparently be on a form of P plate but can't see any requirements to need an open licence riding with me or showing P plates showing I'm Provisional.

Happy days.

For some terrible car stuff:

I've posted photos of the new Hyundai Concept Holden Commodore previously. They took away the classic commy looks with this ugly thing taking away a V8 option and introducing FWD:



Now it's gone too far! My beloved VE Sportswagon has gone from:



To this:



I'm a sad tragic though. The VE was the last of them that I liked.

The inner bogan in me would rather a copy of this in full livery (I have sat in the real one and fired it up ausgoons):

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Humphreys posted:

Here in Queensland I have for the netter part of 15 years thought that all could ride was a 150cc on my learners licence that I've held for about the same time period. I always rode on private land on dirtbikes so was never interested in really getting a better licence after a few near misses.

Fastforward to last week when my boss mentions that he is going for his bike test to be legal. The guy has a +1000cc and has ridden it daily for a few years. He mentioned something about 650cc being the new learners and if you have held an RE restricted licence for X years you can just go balls out up to 650cc (with a few exceptions). That prick just signed my death notice as now I'm wanting to get a bike for road use.

Queensland logic of 150cc being max (why I knew straight away of the NSR150SP I posted earlier) and changing to 650cc boggles me. I'll apparently be on a form of P plate but can't see any requirements to need an open licence riding with me or showing P plates showing I'm Provisional.

Happy days.


NSW has had the 650 limit for a long time from memory. Up to 250cc there's only a few bikes that aren't on the list but after that options tighten quite a bit. I think between the 2 it comes down to power to weight ratio so most of the proper sports bikes are off the cards. You could always do what my idiotic 6"5 brother in law did and by a KTM road bike several sizes too small then complain about it. I think he's moved onto a Honda of some description but dunno what the model is cause I choose not to have much to do with the bloke.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Humphreys posted:

Here in Queensland I have for the netter part of 15 years thought that all could ride was a 150cc on my learners licence that I've held for about the same time period. I always rode on private land on dirtbikes so was never interested in really getting a better licence after a few near misses.

Fastforward to last week when my boss mentions that he is going for his bike test to be legal. The guy has a +1000cc and has ridden it daily for a few years. He mentioned something about 650cc being the new learners and if you have held an RE restricted licence for X years you can just go balls out up to 650cc (with a few exceptions). That prick just signed my death notice as now I'm wanting to get a bike for road use.

Queensland logic of 150cc being max (why I knew straight away of the NSR150SP I posted earlier) and changing to 650cc boggles me. I'll apparently be on a form of P plate but can't see any requirements to need an open licence riding with me or showing P plates showing I'm Provisional.

Happy days.

For some terrible car stuff:

I've posted photos of the new Hyundai Concept Holden Commodore previously. They took away the classic commy looks with this ugly thing taking away a V8 option and introducing FWD:






I think it looks good, but FWD and no V8 is a crime (because it means we don't get another RWD-V8 sedan/wagon in the US, either.) Looks like we will be getting a version of the Insignia as well, though, in Buick form, including the wagon.
Ironically enough, Hyundai and Kia both have RWD V8 sedans, and Kia is about to have a sports sedan, albeit not V8: http://www.kia.com/us/en/content/vehicles/upcoming-vehicles/2018-stinger

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Humphreys posted:



For some terrible car stuff:

I've posted photos of the new Hyundai Concept Holden Commodore previously. They took away the classic commy looks with this ugly thing taking away a V8 option and introducing FWD:



Now it's gone too far! My beloved VE Sportswagon has gone from:



To this:





It's the Commodore returning to its roots - remember what the VB was.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Darchangel posted:

I think it looks good, but FWD and no V8 is a crime (because it means we don't get another RWD-V8 sedan/wagon in the US, either.) Looks like we will be getting a version of the Insignia as well, though, in Buick form, including the wagon.
Ironically enough, Hyundai and Kia both have RWD V8 sedans, and Kia is about to have a sports sedan, albeit not V8: http://www.kia.com/us/en/content/vehicles/upcoming-vehicles/2018-stinger

And no one will buy one because Kia.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Jonny Nox posted:

And no one will buy one because Kia.

They buy Hyundai Genesises (Genesi?), and Equus. I've no idea how the Kia K900 is selling. I think I've only seen one in the wild.
You may be right. I'm going to take a look at it though, because twin-turbo AWD V6 sedan designed by a bunch of former BMW folks.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

I will certainly look at the Kia Stinger, but I have a feeling they're going to price it too high.

Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Oh thank god, for a second I thought that thing might actually be driveable.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Man what a waste of a Oh wait that's a ford explorer never mind.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
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O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
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on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

I'm the chain drive.

Torn Quad Jones
Nov 2, 2011

I'm the spring arch

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm the guy having a stroke after laughing so loving hard

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter

Puddin posted:

Let's put it this way. It's a 50cc engine mated to a manual box.

The one that was leaving the shop next to my work set off, wrung it's guts out in 1st and shifted to 2nd going around a corner, it looked like it was leaning at about 30 degrees and was traveling about 12km/h though it sounded like it was going 100.

What I'm saying is I would drive one every day if I could get a hold of one.

Hey now some of them were bigger, I think up to 175 or 200cc.

And they were Vespa motors, being that they were made by Piaggio, Vespa's parent. Vespa means wasp. Ape means bee.

The smaller ones shared engines with the smallframes:

Which are quite small.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
But this is the best paint scheme (some goon's bike that I still pine over):


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


dissss posted:

It's the Commodore returning to its roots - remember what the VB was.

poo poo?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Yeah I'll go with "poo poo" as well on that one. Huge step down from the HZ. And Holden's small car offering to replace the Torana could best be described as "literal oceans of piss".

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MetaJew posted:

But this is the best paint scheme (some goon's bike that I still pine over):




My cousin had a bike in that scheme. It was glorious.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

Yeah I'll go with "poo poo" as well on that one. Huge step down from the HZ. And Holden's small car offering to replace the Torana could best be described as "literal oceans of piss".

Wow HZ. That car wasn't the prettiest but a good car. They do look nice with a new paint job and the front air dam.

Remember this atrocity from Holden?:



Saying that, I would definitely drive a Hurricane.

Fun photos of their concepts here:

http://www.platinumdirectfinance.com.au/news/post/weird-wacky-history-holdens-concept-cars/

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Humphreys posted:


Remember this atrocity from Holden?:



Actually pretty sweet, it looks like a custom you'd see from one of the better fabricators out there.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Actually pretty sweet, it looks like a custom you'd see from one of the better fabricators out there.

I cannot say you are wrong. Different tastes etc. It looks NICE, but it seems 'wrong' for Holden as a brand these days. Funnily enough I have footage from the owner of HDT saying that car is a piece of poo poo, meanwhile the wheels he put on his 100k+ cars look like this:



I went to the last ever 'Peter Brock' Museum day by HDT and it was awesome. It was an invite only affair and you had to have bought one of his creations and drive it there, all were over 100k. I got access for a few reasons too complicated to explain (business relationship and copyright over certain livery) and rocked up in a busted old VY Commy ex-cop car.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Humphreys posted:

Remember this atrocity from Holden?:



Wrong thread for this, my man.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Well it's terrible in that Holden no longer exists as of 20th October :(

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wrong thread for this, my man.

the wheels are a bit weird but yeah that thing is all swoopy and cool

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


ComfyPants posted:

I will certainly look at the Kia Stinger, but I have a feeling they're going to price it too high.

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

I'm the chain drive.

chain drive.

CHAIN. DRIVE.

What. The. gently caress.

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Darchangel posted:

chain drive.

CHAIN. DRIVE.

What. The. gently caress.

At least it isn't a drive belt?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


kimcicle posted:

At least it isn't a drive belt?

If it were like a transfer case chain, it might work, but it's like a two-row chain. I doubt seriously that's up to the shock of even the stock V6.
Also, note the lack of a front driveshaft!

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Darchangel posted:

chain drive.

CHAIN. DRIVE.

What. The. gently caress.

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