TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

the piss dossier is becoming increasingly corroborated and it's probably going to destroy the Trump administration

And we'll have President Ryan and fiction will finally have become reality

oh poo poo
president ryan

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:35

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 10:17

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

yolk from the easy d

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:35

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

I like my D's over easy

im real easy :allears:

u could call me eaZ

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:35

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Baloogan posted:

oh poo poo
president ryan

alec baldwin jack ryan

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:36

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

trump

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:36

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Baloogan posted:

oh poo poo
president ryan

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:36

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i love to read tom clancy book on airplane etc

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:36

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Who you think brought you the oldies
Eazy D's, Ice Cubes, and D.O.C's, the Snoop D-O-double-G's
And the group that said "Mothafuck the police!"

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:36

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

its super disturbing how sexual angst is the driving force behind the altright but its also really loving funny

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:36

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

what's the over/under on mass executions at ICE detention centers?

i give it 3 weeks

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:36

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Crusader posted:

the best tom clancy book is red storm rising because it's more a transcript of a harpoon campaign than a novel

i'm not usually into clancy stuff, but red storm rising is a pretty awesome book and it's pretty funny to see him use quotation marks around phrases like "real-time" because whoa advanced technology of the 80's

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

The President, with [White House secretary] Vicky McCammon in the seat alongside him and me in the back, was now driving around in a small blue car with the top down. We reached a steep incline at the edge of the lake and the car started rolling rapidly toward the water. The President shouted, "The brakes don�t work! The brakes won�t hold! We�re going in! We�re going under!" The car splashed into the water. I started to get out. Just then the car leveled and I realized we were in a Amphicar. The President laughed. As we putted along the lake then (and throughout the evening), he teased me. "Vicky, did you see what Joe did? He didn�t give a drat about his President. He just wanted to save his own skin and get out of the car." Then he�d roar.

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

mormonpartyboat posted:

this looks like that one chunks dude from buttlord gt

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Baloogan posted:

oh poo poo
president ryan

you mean

oh

P I

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

my friend, sexual angst is the driving force behind almost everything.

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

like, the pepe dorks might be able to throw me in a camp but i will always have hosed their bitch WUTANG

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

FAUXTON posted:

Obama's personality and history created a man ultimately undone by his crippling unwillingness to call a loving rear end in a top hat a loving rear end in a top hat. His definition of fighting is something so abstractly saintlike and coolly amiable that calling it fighting is criminally inaccurate. It should have been called asking or begging or constructively discussing among erstwhile equals, but absolutely never fighting and when he promised people he'd 'fight' for them he should have been in the rose garden reading the GOP the loving riot act. What he did instead was insist on seeing the good and humanity in the GOP and insist on treating their demands as valid. He brought kumbaya to a knife fight and everyone he promised to fight for instead saw Chamberlain parlaying with Hitler, or Molotov shaking hands with Ribbentrop when they wanted (and deserved) the god drat Nuremberg trials.

He never ever defended himself or made a case for why nothing was ever going anywhere, so people naturally assumed it was part of the plan. People assumed he didn't give a poo poo and when he happily signed the watered-down bullshit that crossed his desk the only possible explanation was that he was lying about fighting, lying about progress, and lying about caring at all. He gelded himself, hell he gelded the whole loving party by pushing that PLUR poo poo as a party identity at a time when the GOP was on the run in elected seats all over the country. People wanted revenge for Bush and they got truth and reconciliation and hugs instead. All of that on top of the base staying home when they should have been doing what they're doing right now running herd on weak-kneed centrists who weren't sure what to do when some hick tells them they know people in their own district will die because they did nothing but it's more important to score the political victory by doing nothing. If they couldn't whip themselves into fighting back after all those wins in 2008 then we failed ourselves and the country in not doing the whipping.

They went low and we went high though so welp

Large #8 combo with a scalding milk

this was most of obama's presidency. just over and over and over again. he finally started getting it in the last few years but it was too late by then.

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

i love to read tom clancy book on airplane etc

i enjoy the odd michael connelly thriller

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

president ryan

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:37

Dom is Here: Nov 11, 2016; Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

That's a pretty sweet fife

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:38

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

The only President Ryan I will accept is President Jack Ryan. There's a man who knows how to negotiate with the Russians.

E:fb

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:38

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the black husserl posted:

its super disturbing how sexual angst is the driving force behind the altright but its also really loving funny

the cuck stuff is so hilariously transparently insecure it makes me want to gently caress another mans wife

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:38

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

oliwan posted:

my friend, sexual angst is the driving force behind almost everything.

thats why obama was such a wet fart. he didn't have any sexual angst, dude fucks all the time

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:38

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

check this ownage poo poo out:

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:38

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

I I I I I I I I I I I I I S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:39

Dom is Here: Nov 11, 2016; Lipstick Apathy

the black husserl posted:

like, the pepe dorks might be able to throw me in a camp but i will always have hosed their bitch WUTANG

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:39

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Smythe posted:

check this ownage poo poo out:

refused 2 look

it's bullshit that I can't report this bullying post

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:39

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

THIS PISS THIS PISS

SUBLIMINAL

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:39

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Orkin Mang posted:

on pornhub probably under the 'gay' section and hes searching for cumfarts lol

he hit on me once, it was god awful, it made my skin crawl
he smells and looks like sad dog

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:39

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Crusader posted:

president ryan

i'm 80% straight but fuckin-a, young alec baldwin is a total sploosh

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:39

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

poo poo I saw it in the quote in my post and it did own

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:39

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Reading Rainbow Six after having spent countless hours on the N64 planning out missions was a heavenly experience for my pre-pubescent self. I was fighting terroirist before I even had a good handle on what sex was.

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:40

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

oh poo poo
president ryan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-JA1ffd5Ms

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:41

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

he hit on me once, it was god awful, it made my skin crawl
he smells and looks like sad dog

stop

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:41

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Wikkheiser posted:

the three-hour interview he did with joe rogan is pretty interesting. (ok. it's a slog and i didn't listen to the whole thing.)

but anecdote: he talked about how in his early radio days, like late 90s, he was pushing Y2K stuff because his was under pressure by radio management to do so, because that's how they could sell survivalist products then. he was telling this story as an example of what he doesn't do anymore but ... c'mon. still, it's an interesting example of how he's been in the quack-doomsday-mad dog market for a long time and has gotten very good at it.

i knew he was just slinging snake oil knowingly, that kind of madness is so comically exaggerated it can't possibly be genuine

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:41

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

the cuck stuff is so hilariously transparently insecure it makes me want to gently caress another mans wife

they hate anyone with piercings/tattoos/dyed hair SO MUCH because those people notoriously gently caress Very Often

can you imagine reacting to lack of loving by wanting to kill Those Who gently caress? why not just hit the gym and do some loving of your own? smh

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:41

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

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# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:41

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

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# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:42

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/CherOfficiaI/status/830228435368697856

usual friday then

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

the black husserl posted:

they hate anyone with piercings/tattoos/dyed hair SO MUCH because those people notoriously gently caress Very Often

can you imagine reacting to lack of loving by wanting to kill Those Who gently caress? why not just hit the gym and do some loving of your own? smh

loving is for virgins. hth

# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:42

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