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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Having lunch at the strip club again?

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Woof Blitzer posted:

I found the worst name ever today: Xlexus

Did Whip give you the list of names he's come up with?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

holocaust bloopers posted:

It's now in the realm of possibility that someone in GiP has inadvertently jo'ed to Mr Nice porn lol

Mr nice do you have any moto tats? I always loose my boner when i see one.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

ElMaligno posted:

Mr nice do you have any moto tats? I always loose my boner when i see one.

I like terminal Lance too!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Pesticide20 posted:

Did Whip give you the list of names he's come up with?

First one is Jaiylenn

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

ElMaligno posted:

Mr nice do you have any moto tats? I always loose my boner when i see one.

I lose mine.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://s1.webmshare.com/rZJKn.webm

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://s1.webmshare.com/Xz8A5.webm

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I caught the plague that's going around school. Fuckkkkkkkk

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

canyoneer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXyfCGDnuWs

109 year old veteran with a Garand.
Daily coffee, whiskey, cigars, and ice cream. Guy's got a pretty enviable life.

and cattes

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003
Hoo wee I wanna get drunk tonight but getting drunk is dumb and what kids do.

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

Deathy McDeath posted:

I'm graduating soon and looking for a job. But hey, isn't everyone? Well, you guys may remember that thread I did a while back where I did readings of forum posts and poo poo. I've had a bit more vocal training since then, and apparently people notice. Whenever I play Overwatch (which is, to say, way too often), I'll inevitably get someone who asks me if I'm a certain Youtuber, or say that I have a "pretty" voice.

I figured that the time for talking is over, and I'm gonna put my voice to good use. Next week I'm gonna go to an actual VO studio and record a demo reel. Then I'm gonna shop it around with the hope of getting some gigs in the city. While I'm not sure if I've got the chops for actual acting parts, I could probably get some commercials or industrial narration jobs, which would be perfectly fine.

Anyhow, wish me luck :shobon:

Fuckin badass, good luck my dude.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Woof Blitzer posted:

I found the worst name ever today: Xlexus

wife and i have decided on a name for our kid, after hours of seeing poo poo like this online

i get my wish and get to name the little dude after the best tv character ever

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wife and i have decided on a name for our kid, after hours of seeing poo poo like this online

i get my wish and get to name the little dude after the best tv character ever



Heisenberg?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
seven

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Assman

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Eightball

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Jeremy Clarkson

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Fuscili Jerry

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Spear Chucker Jones? From M*A*S*H*?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
John Wick 2 is brutal as gently caress.

Do yourself a favor and watch it at the movies.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Spear Chucker Jones? From M*A*S*H*?

i was named after a mash character

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So it's pretty much an extension of the first one, as it should be, and they didn't do anything silly?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i was named after a mash character

Hot lips?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


not irish enough to be a houlihan

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

So it's pretty much an extension of the first one, as it should be, and they didn't do anything silly?
There's a lot more of the secret assassin society but it's handled pretty well.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

So John Wick 2 is about as close to a live-action Itchy and Scratchy movie as we'll ever get.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


suboptimal posted:

So John Wick 2 is about as close to a live-action Itchy and Scratchy movie as we'll ever get.
Yes, that's a good way of putting it.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

John Wick (Digital HD) Amazon $5

https://slickdeals.net/share/iphone_app/fp/263511

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I just bought it last week for 6 bucks, RIP my dollar.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That's two tacos at jack in the box

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



ElMaligno posted:

Mr nice do you have any moto tats? I always loose my boner when i see one.

Nah, and odds are extremely slim anyone here ever saw me. I only did it a few times and none of my vids are even up on those camgirl aggregation sites. But yeah I'll never be president now.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

Nah, and odds are extremely slim anyone here ever saw me. I only did it a few times and none of my vids are even up on those camgirl aggregation sites. But yeah I'll never be president now.

Uhhh bro I don't know if you know this but our current president was in Playboy videos and supposedly there are tapes that exist of him involved with peeing hookers. Your chances of getting elected are fine

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

That's two tacos at jack in the box

I don't understand the fascination with Jack in the box, isn't the tacos basically the same poo poo as taco bell

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I never had jack in the box, incidentally, until I joined the army

I was always weird about it because in the nineties it was HUGE with the e.coli thing and I was like NOPE and idk it's not that great but their breakfast stuff is ok.

one time I went to the drive through at the one by fairchild AFB and there was like a fat soul brother that sang the entire drive through sequence and that was pretty cool though

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

tbf i felt the same about whataburger and fuddruckers

on our way down from flw to fort sam we stopped at a shoenbys? i think? jeff foxworthy was no poo poo on the menu

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I had a double double at in n out today that was pretty good. Still like five guys better.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

tbf i felt the same about whataburger and fuddruckers

on our way down from flw to fort sam we stopped at a shoenbys? i think? jeff foxworthy was no poo poo on the menu

Golden Corral.

It was my last meal before boot camp. I had never heard of the place before that in 2002 and I've never eaten there again.

Waffle House, otoh, is my guilty white trash choice. First meal after boot, return from Korea, return from Iraq, and first as a free man out of the army. Love that poo poo.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

orange juche posted:

I don't understand the fascination with Jack in the box, isn't the tacos basically the same poo poo as taco bell

No, they're worse.

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