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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I know this isn't what was pictured, but I kinda want a Bacon Buddha for my next birthday.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea. That's right: she's got "the munchies" for a California cheeseburger.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Phanatic posted:

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea. That's right: she's got "the munchies" for a California cheeseburger.

empty quote

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Oh my god

Yes

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Ain't gonna thumbwar with no meatus

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Wow. Harsh.



Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/ygbn8Ky.gifv

Sir Potato
May 26, 2012

PO-TAY-TOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, cook 'em in a stew



Sometimes Facebook just knocks it out of the park. From last year, but it popped up on my memories recently and it's one of the best stories on Facebook I've ever seen.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Sir Potato posted:




Sometimes Facebook just knocks it out of the park. From last year, but it popped up on my memories recently and it's one of the best stories on Facebook I've ever seen.

Sir Potato posted:


This post is biased as poo poo.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

so I called for a cab and when it came near, license plate said "rear end in a top hat" if you looked in the mirror

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
PSA:

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/830238292595470340

I know that's not really a funny pic but this thread loves Chuck almost as much as I do and THIS IS IMPORTANT
But here's a pic.

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Feb 11, 2017

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I will never cease to relish that Hugo nomination.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I hope he's wearing some kind of elaborate mask to protect his identity. I never want the mystery of Chuck Tingle to be solved. Even if people kinda already know who he really is.


Edit: I tried to find a picture of a face mask that looks like a butt. Somehow, this doesn't really seem to exist (or at least doesn't come up when I search for "butt mask"). BRB, gotta find a Chinese manufacturer to crank out a few thousand of these for me.

Random Stranger has a new favorite as of 05:17 on Feb 11, 2017

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

I hope he's wearing some kind of elaborate mask to protect his identity. I never want the mystery of Chuck Tingle to be solved. Even if people kinda already know who he really is.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Random Stranger posted:

I hope he's wearing some kind of elaborate mask to protect his identity. I never want the mystery of Chuck Tingle to be solved. Even if people kinda already know who he really is.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred

Random Stranger posted:

I hope he's wearing some kind of elaborate mask to protect his identity. I never want the mystery of Chuck Tingle to be solved. Even if people kinda already know who he really is.


Edit: I tried to find a picture of a face mask that looks like a butt. Somehow, this doesn't really seem to exist (or at least doesn't come up when I search for "butt mask"). BRB, gotta find a Chinese manufacturer to crank out a few thousand of these for me.

Wait, I thought Chuck Tingle was just a mildly mentally disabled man who was with an internet connection living out an arguably utopic existence releasing bizarre gay porn novellas. Is he a alias for someone more famous?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



XTimmy posted:

Wait, I thought Chuck Tingle was just a mildly mentally disabled man who was with an internet connection living out an arguably utopic existence releasing bizarre gay porn novellas. Is he a alias for someone more famous?

What I've heard is that he's a mildly popular Internet comedy writer, though at this point "Chuck Tingle"'s fame has eclipsed whatever he had before.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

XTimmy posted:

Wait, I thought Chuck Tingle was just a mildly mentally disabled man who was with an internet connection living out an arguably utopic existence releasing bizarre gay porn novellas. Is he a alias for someone more famous?

That was a joke reddit IAmA where he posed as his own son that way too many believed was real.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Just for a little context on this one, Hardwick actually dared Chuck Tingle to make a book about him after he did a segment on Tingle's books in @midnight.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I'm the little dog weiner

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

I'm the little dog weiner
Yes, but why did you quote the picture?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

FactsAreUseless posted:

Yes, but why did you quote the picture?

:drat:

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


RIP JFK

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012












Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I wish this was my job.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

RyokoTK posted:

I will never cease to relish that Hugo nomination.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

RyokoTK posted:

I will never cease to relish that Hugo nomination.

The best was if he won in order to preserve his anonymity he was going to have either Anita Sarkeesian or Zoe Quinn accept the award for him, a move that would have sent every fedora lord of the internet in a rage induced coma.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

This was quite a nice progression.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Random Stranger posted:

Even if people kinda already know who he really is.
I have one idea, what's the prevailing theory?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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John Big Booty posted:

I have one idea, what's the prevailing theory?

seanbaby

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

That would explain why he never does anything any more.

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