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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I'm "Charlie"

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Maybe his daughter is just a real jerk. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Here's to many miles and gas.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/eminemobama/status/829830968060035076

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:


Hell yeah I would, that's a potential $3,000,000 there!

a hyuk a hyuk

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Leroy Dennui posted:



Hell yeah I would, that's a potential $3,000,000 there!

a hyuk a hyuk

I'd do that even if it were European decimals

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Ashley frost wants that four wheelin d

fatninja187
Oct 4, 2013

Beware the ninja


Oh god I can't stop laughing at this

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011


:wtc: is even happening

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

A love made in heaven.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Goondolences.

... Wanna play Splatoon?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

i'm the 9/11 firefighters profile pic

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

That right there is brain damage speaking.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
it's like they're not native english speakers but they probably only speak english lmao

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


This is a good thread but that tops everything so far.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
if they're married why do they have different last names

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Spouses with different surnames is pretty common these days grandad

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
people with four wheelers usually care about family values

I don't think their marriage is gonna last tbqh

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
I don't even know what a 4-wheeler is. I assumed he was just talking about his car.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
yeah I too am so sophisticated I don't know what a 4 wheeler is. I had to look it up on rural dictionary

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Ein cooler Typ posted:

yeah I too am so sophisticated I don't know what a 4 wheeler is. I had to look it up on rural dictionary

He means a quad-bike yes?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

monkeytennis posted:

He means a quad-bike yes?

Never heard the term quad bike before.

ATV/4-wheeler


Ein cooler Typ posted:

I don't think their marriage is gonna last tbqh

I don't know, they're still in that "doin it on 4wheelers" stage. Maybe they're still honeymooners.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Feb 12, 2017

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


loving lol

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

2 honry 4 spelling

(that was actually an unintentional typo but I think it's about right)

Ein cooler Typ posted:

if they're married why do they have different last names

She might have changed her name in real life but not on facebook so all her old school friends can find her, you wouldn't want to miss out on those 100s of extra friends on your list right?

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Aww yeah, Big Mama smokin' that Big Kush

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
LMBO

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/831615310084108288

https://twitter.com/ToyinLies2Girls/status/831983552602525703

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Feb 16, 2017

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




more like harmacy :grin:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/eminemobama/status/832318288445263872

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
THANK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG, for your forward-thinking generosity! And congrats on becoming a dad!
Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day's posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thanks.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
Sorry, that only applies if you have Facebook Gold

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

A billionaire is giving away billions and he chose some rear end in a top hat to write the message about it from their point of view!!!!

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Bombadilillo posted:

A billionaire is giving away billions and he chose some rear end in a top hat to write the message about it from their point of view!!!!

well it doesn't hurt to try!!!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

wa27 posted:

well it doesn't hurt to try!!!

Just in case. Can you imagine?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/StainGod_/status/778408406097006593

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012


this was pretty good...


...but this was just incredible. God bless the Scottish (Irish? Eh who can tell em apart anyway)

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