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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Realtalk, my gym doesn't allow chalk and it makes me angry.

I don't have this particular brand but I find liquid chalk to be great in places that don't otherwise allow it.

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Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Thanks, I'll take a look (/ maybe just use some goddamn chalk).

Meal prep breakfast. 20 eggs. 15 pieces of bacon. A bundle of cilantro. A bag of hash browns. An onion. 10 tortillas.

It's gonna be a good week to lift.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I have spreadsheets for diet and app for 5/3/1. Follow programs, get swole.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Liquid chalk is a distant second to real chalk but it's infinitely better than lifting straps. Nobody will ever notice it as it leaves almost no residue literally and it just looks like dried semen on your hands. From what it looks like at my gym most of the gyms do have actual dried semen on their hands.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

sassassin posted:

A chalkless double overhand grip is fine for my max deadlift.

Do you destroy your thumbs with a hook grip or are you just really weak?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

bamhand posted:

Do you destroy your thumbs with a hook grip or are you just really weak?

I plead the fifth.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Cobra Commander posted:

Liquid chalk is a distant second to real chalk but it's infinitely better than lifting straps. Nobody will ever notice it as it leaves almost no residue literally and it just looks like dried semen on your hands. From what it looks like at my gym most of the gyms do have actual dried semen on their hands.

... is dried cum more effective?

I'm sure I could secure some.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

a mysterious cloak posted:

I have spreadsheets for diet and app for 5/3/1. Follow programs, get swole.

What app is there for 5/3/1?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I'm on Android and use the one on the Google store by Sarasoft.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Rodenthar Drothman posted:

... is dried cum more effective?

I'm sure I could secure some.

Based on how pathetic the average gym goer is at mine it seems to have no anabolic effect. I would have thought the opposite.

loving lower back pain is showing itself post car accident. I just want to work out my back and biceps.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Dear god, one of the ladies at my gym put on so much perfume I feel like I have been brutalized with a vanilla flavored baseball bat.:barf:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Helios Grime posted:

Dear god, one of the ladies at my gym put on so much perfume I feel like I have been brutalized with a vanilla flavored baseball bat.:barf:

She fit?

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Why does that matter?

poo poo she literally leaves a scentpath that you could follow blind.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
On the flip side, a lady used the rowing machine next to mine and thank God. The decent perfume / whatever was much better than the pervasive "sweaty man-rear end" smell.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Fit ladies own

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I would love to speak to a fit lady at the gym but I don't want to be rejected and make things awkward and then have to switch gyms

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
... uh-huh.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I would love to speak to a fit lady at the gym but I don't want to be rejected and make things awkward and then have to switch gyms

:spergin:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
as the king of my gym, only I get to reject people

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I would love to speak to a fit lady at the gym but I don't want to be rejected and make things awkward and then have to switch gyms

Valentines day, bro. They're asking for it.

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

Working out today instead of going on a date with some bozo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

jarbv posted:

Working out today instead of going on a date with some bozo

same i hope my gym is empty

(it wont be)

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Weak powers of focus if you don't mentally empty your gym every time you go.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
I empty myself into the gym to ascertain dominance.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQA9nvVgg5y/
:stare:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
trip report: gym was at 2/3 capacity tonight. kinda got the feeling this milf was kinda maybe? looking at me and when i looked over her nips were rock hard so :cool:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Well good job LOOKING at her you bozo

Why didn't you pork her,

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
On a cut with 500 calorie deficit, keeping with PPLx2 and ending every session with 15 minutes cardio keeping my heart up at 170bpm. So far not run myself into the ground. So far.

Pesmerga fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Feb 15, 2017

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I am starting my cut today and i know it is going to be awful

I'm already low energy at work due to working out in the mornings, now I'm gonna be even lower

But it is for a good cause... (vanity)

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Zzulu posted:

I am starting my cut today and i know it is going to be awful

I'm already low energy at work due to working out in the mornings, now I'm gonna be even lower

But it is for a good cause... (vanity)

The best cause.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Zzulu posted:

I am starting my cut today and i know it is going to be awful

I'm already low energy at work due to working out in the mornings, now I'm gonna be even lower

But it is for a good cause... (vanity)

Isn't Vanity a transexual porno performer

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I've done 2x cardio so far this week and it's only Wednesday, gonna have that sleek marathon runner physique any day now.



On a positive note - if you haven't read Marathon Investigation you should - it's entertaining. Dude analyzes people's Boston Marathon qualifying times vs. their BM finishing times and finds many, many instances of people cheating marathons. Good stuff if you enjoy a little schadenfreude.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
After 8 weeks off my elbows are still hosed

It wasn't quite 8 weeks no lifting as I've been squatting recently and did one mistake of a deadlift session, but I may have to come to terms with elbow pain every time I grip or flex my wrist *forever*.

Protip: don't get older, it's poo poo

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

sassassin posted:

After 8 weeks off my elbows are still hosed

It wasn't quite 8 weeks no lifting as I've been squatting recently and did one mistake of a deadlift session, but I may have to come to terms with elbow pain every time I grip or flex my wrist *forever*.

Protip: don't get older, it's poo poo

Have you tried supplements like fish oil and glucosamine ? I feel they lubricate my joints and I don't feel so old

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

sassassin posted:

After 8 weeks off my elbows are still hosed

It wasn't quite 8 weeks no lifting as I've been squatting recently and did one mistake of a deadlift session, but I may have to come to terms with elbow pain every time I grip or flex my wrist *forever*.

Protip: don't get older, it's poo poo

I just started taking deca which is supposed to be amazing for joint pain, really want to see how much it helps and how bad my 30 year old joints actually are

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Today I did about 10000 body weight quarter squats, 4 miles down and back up the grand canyon. Should have kept going to the bottom and saved you from this post

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

is that like, arnold old or cena old?

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Dum Cumpster posted:

Today I did about 10000 body weight quarter squats, 4 miles down and back up the grand canyon. Should have kept going to the bottom and saved you from this post

Take the short route.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Take the short route.

Afraid of heights :ohdear:

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