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DavidAlltheTime posted:Help me finish this list, BYOB? ・ You are, in fact, his uncle
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ok she got the broken glass she says im the most romantic serial killer she's ever been with
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Help me finish this list, BYOB? If Shakespeare is public domain or not |
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Feb 12, 2017 10:58
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MrWillsauce posted:ok she got the broken glass she says im the most romantic serial killer she's ever been with 
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Feb 12, 2017 12:01
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Can someone draw me a picture of donkey kong being cool as heck? |
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Feb 12, 2017 15:40
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Weekend dress code at my job: Casual Friday Pajama Saturday Rolled out of bed late Sunday |
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Feb 12, 2017 15:43
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my wife got norovirus or sth and I'm afraid it's coming for me next help 
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Feb 12, 2017 15:47
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alnilam posted:my wife got norovirus or sth and I'm afraid it's coming for me next help rest and wash your hands often e: and sacrifice a goat to our lord satan |
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Hogge Wild posted:
Always good advice, imo |
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Feb 12, 2017 16:56
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alnilam posted:my wife got norovirus or sth and I'm afraid it's coming for me next help prepare just in case, buy your choice of hydrating electrolyte beverage, soda crackers, etc if you don't already have a bunch on hand. good luck bud
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good health and a speedy recovery to all yobbers everywhere |
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MrWillsauce posted:ok she got the broken glass she says im the most romantic serial killer she's ever been with another byob success story....? ---------------- |
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alnilam posted:my wife got norovirus or sth and I'm afraid it's coming for me next help christ yes what CoG said plus do not forget: lentil soup is your enemy with norovirus and will end badly, clear liquids are the way to go. especially if you can stand to drink some low sodium veg broth, it does the trick for hydration and electrolytes and doesn't taste like assholes usually. please gently (through several layers of plastic and hazmat suits like the guys in ET wore) hug your wife, norovirus is a bitch and should not exist. and please don't get sick. MrWillsauce posted:ok she got the broken glass she says im the most romantic serial killer she's ever been with congratulations on your tinder match and also i hope your new girlfriend isn't insane (or just insane enough).
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MrWillsauce posted:ok she got the broken glass she says im the most romantic serial killer she's ever been with nice (I think)! |
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Feb 12, 2017 19:20
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you think a Pandora bracelet is too much for valentines day or should I just go the old fashioned adorable teddy bear, chocolates and flowers route Or maybe just one charm so she could wear it like a necklace and get the bracelet later? e: She's getting chocolate and flowers regardless by the way
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ty for the well wishes folks so far so good on my end but I am bringing her much gatorade and veggie broth |
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Renegret posted:you think a Pandora bracelet is too much for valentines day or should I just go the old fashioned adorable teddy bear, chocolates and flowers route Get her a bunch of shattered glass ---------------- |
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:please gently (through several layers of plastic and hazmat suits like the guys in ET wore) hug your wife lol ---------------- |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Get her a bunch of shattered glass fantastic idea another BYOB success story!
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Speaking of serial killers at Goodwill the donation bin had a plaster sculpture of a woman's body without the limbs and some old records. So I told my coworker "Check it out, a dismembered torso. On that note, do you know Huey Lewis and the news? You should?" And then she got real excited because they're her favorite band and she was going to buy that LP after her shift so it worked out even though she never saw the movie and didn't get the joke |
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Feb 12, 2017 19:41
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New Gatorade flavor - chunky chicken noodle
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Luvcow posted:New Gatorade flavor - chunky chicken noodle |
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Speaking of serial killers at Goodwill the donation bin had a plaster sculpture of a woman's body without the limbs and some old records. i got the joke and it made me laugh! we get music that serial killers mad as part of their high school fhoir for thestate competition of 1972 at the goodwills around here |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Get her a bunch of shattered glass Hahahahah |
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Feb 12, 2017 20:29
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Renegret posted:you think a Pandora bracelet is too much for valentines day or should I just go the old fashioned adorable teddy bear, chocolates and flowers route pandora bracelets are pretty good, but like, get the bracelet and the first charm if you want. or get her the bracelet and make it A Thing to go pick out the first charm. or get her an arpakasso instead of a teddy bear and skip the pandora bracelet because arpakasso is great?
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The problem with an arpakasso is that if I bought one I wouldn't want to give it up.
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i got the 50cm pink one for the reading corner in my studio (my students are sometimes kids, or sometimes adults with lots of kids) and i ended up getting the tiny one for the moon pod pocket on my purse.
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I hope you don't get Norovirus, it's extremely unpleasant. |
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Update: I've adopted an arcane ritual of protection from my wife's culture, she calls it "u'uash ing hans wif sope"(?), It's very strange and alien to me but her people say it is quite effective |
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i've heard tell of this method. it seems strange and i fear that it will bring unwanted spirits and remove our protective goon-stench.
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alnilam posted:Update: I've adopted an arcane ritual of protection from my wife's culture, she calls it "u'uash ing hans wif sope"(?), It's very strange and alien to me but her people say it is quite effective That might not be enough, it can be really contageous and live on surfaces/linens/etc. Everyone in my house got it even though the house is separated into two dwellings with two separate bathrooms/kitchens. |
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Utilize fire to destroy all aliens.
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TOOT BOOT posted:That might not be enough, it can be really contageous and live on surfaces/linens/etc. Everyone in my house got it even though the house is separated into two dwellings with two separate bathrooms/kitchens. Yeah I would utilize "purchase Lysol" and "wash linens in bleach" spells as well
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Lysol casts immunity for two rolls |
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The Bananana posted:Lysol casts immunity for two rolls But I'm hungry and want three rolls :/ |
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alnilam posted:But I'm hungry and want three rolls :/ If they're Hawaiian, you only need 2. Otherwise, you'll spoil your dinner The Bananana fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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im really good at women
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FluffieDuckie posted:Yeah I would utilize "purchase Lysol" and "wash linens in bleach" spells as well I'm just saying washing your hands probably isn't going to cut it. I'd be like wiping down doorknobs, maybe not sleeping in the same bed or using the same restroom for the duration of the illness. It's that contageous and that unpleasant. And it's even worse when 2 people have it at the same time, my wife and I both had it and you really don't want to be competing for the trashcan and toilet. |
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