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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Elevator-chat reminds me of one of the classic MyDeathSpace posts. Which it turns out I had completely misremembered as clearly being the kid's fault. Sorry, Andrew. :(

quote:

"Andrew and his buddy were standing by the elevator -- it was taking a long time to come up," Nancy Smith said. "He (Andrew) saw another elevator that was partitioned by two or three pieces of plywood, like an accordion. He said, 'I think we can use this elevator.' As he pushed the board, he fell."

She said the partition had no sign warning of the danger.

Hotel officials declined to comment.

I bet they did.

That same month, a kid died trying to re-enact a Jackass stunt:

quote:

The teens attached a rope to a merry-go-round and tied the other end to a pickup truck. When the truck went forward, the ride would spin.

We've all said it before, but I'm impressed at how few people seem to die in the attempt to be youtube famous.

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Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

ChesterJT posted:

Does the technology not exists to sense an obstruction and stop the elevator? Almost all garage doors these days have magic eyes.

Properly designed elevators generally don't move unless the doors are closed.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Olothreutes posted:

At least he falls out before being pinned by the oncoming floor and then sheared in half like a squishy blood balloon.

I've seen a video where a guy doesn't get out, surprisingly he wasn't bifurcated because the elevator stopped, but I'm sure his ribs didn't appreciate the experience.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

ChesterJT posted:

Does the technology not exists to sense an obstruction and stop the elevator? Almost all garage doors these days have magic eyes.

poo poo breaks.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


ethanol posted:

That burning pitch video led me to the Hillsborough disaster documentary

Worth a watch

It's a combination of bad policing, huge motivated crowd, and extremely poor engineering choices

https://youtu.be/qBbifoVdyGM

Thanks for posting this. It is a really great documentary.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

bunch of osha and schadenfreude stuff from an imgur dump. some we've seen before but w/e














Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

bunch of osha and schadenfreude stuff from an imgur dump. some we've seen before but w/e
















The guy with the bucket on his head on the scooter, I can never understand it as he has a perfectly good helmet on his handlebars.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Doc Hawkins posted:

We've all said it before, but I'm impressed at how few people seem to die in the attempt to be youtube famous.

There's been a handful. Here's a lovely "10 people who died copying Jackass" video, most of them seemed to be filming it for youtube.

Plus there's still the chance that LA Beast will die from brain parasites or something from one of his old food challenges where he ate raw offal. :haw:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




i support death, in any form.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fanelien posted:

The guy with the bucket on his head on the scooter, I can never understand it as he has a perfectly good helmet on his handlebars.

All these years and I have never noticed that helmet. Wow.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Maybe the helmet doesn’t fit.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
You guys shouldn't believe the governments lies about helmet safety standards. They're just trying to make you spend money.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
The pic with the oblivious (Russian?) guy about to take a sledgehammer to the face always makes me chuckle but all the 'working extremely unsafely at height' ones give me the heebie jeebies.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Sagebrush posted:

bunch of osha and schadenfreude stuff from an imgur dump. some we've seen before but w/e
















ah yeah thats the good stuff


Also when I work I tend to move the ladder around by "walking" it, ie feet on the bar on one side and 3rd or 4th step down on step side. Is this dangerous? seems pretty normal to me and our supervisor at work does it all the time, but I always wondered if it was OSHA.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

du -hast posted:

ah yeah thats the good stuff


Also when I work I tend to move the ladder around by "walking" it, ie feet on the bar on one side and 3rd or 4th step down on step side. Is this dangerous? seems pretty normal to me and our supervisor at work does it all the time, but I always wondered if it was OSHA.

If 1000 people do a stupid thing it is still a stupid thing.

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

du -hast posted:

ah yeah thats the good stuff


Also when I work I tend to move the ladder around by "walking" it, ie feet on the bar on one side and 3rd or 4th step down on step side. Is this dangerous? seems pretty normal to me and our supervisor at work does it all the time, but I always wondered if it was OSHA.

Danger = risk of an accident or hazardous event occurring * probable impact of the event. You can do the math as the situation fits. Just better hope nobody leaves a screw driver, spray paint can, paint can opener, gatorade bottle, thick extension cord, or any other "opportunistic friction reducers" in your way...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA52L0eabNo

Dam update: the hillside is getting wrecked.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Saw this on the drive in to work yesterday.

Maybe they should lower the road under that awning.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Platystemon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA52L0eabNo

Dam update: the hillside is getting wrecked.

The Lake Berryessa spillway (aka "the glory hole") is probably going to overflow sometime next week for the first time in a decade. It's currently 1 foot below the lip. I'm gonna ride up to see it if so.



that's 70 feet in diameter, and a 200-foot drop straight down before the spillway starts to turn under the dam

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
More Oroville footage, looks like it's from the river below the dam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpezN_UU8I

Not sure what that bulldozer thinks it's doing.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Sagebrush posted:

The Lake Berryessa spillway (aka "the glory hole") is probably going to overflow sometime next week for the first time in a decade. It's currently 1 foot below the lip. I'm gonna ride up to see it if so.



that's 70 feet in diameter, and a 200-foot drop straight down before the spillway starts to turn under the dam

I can't believe I've been goatse'd by civil engineers.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Sagebrush posted:

The Lake Berryessa spillway (aka "the glory hole") is probably going to overflow sometime next week for the first time in a decade. It's currently 1 foot below the lip. I'm gonna ride up to see it if so.



that's 70 feet in diameter, and a 200-foot drop straight down before the spillway starts to turn under the dam

They should convert that into the worlds greatest water slide.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PittTheElder posted:

They should convert that into the worlds greatest water slide.

Between Action Park’s looping slide and that slide that decapitated a kid last year, there’s already stiff competition for that title.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Space Crabs posted:

More Oroville footage, looks like it's from the river below the dam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpezN_UU8I

Not sure what that bulldozer thinks it's doing.

I saw a beach reclamation project once where they were sucking up off shore sand and pumping it up onto the shore. The next day I saw in the paper it was a 15m contract. The third day I saw them driving Cat D6s cab deep into the salt water to push the sand up on shore and realized where the 15m was going.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830898986403762176
Oh hey that sounds reasonable and like everythings fi........

https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830940846283329536
https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830940227908677633

Messadiah
Jan 12, 2001


Why is there no new video yet!?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I would imagine they're just worried about the land sliding into the water and making a wicked rear end wave.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Powershift posted:

I would imagine they're just worried about the land sliding into the water and making a wicked rear end wave.

Yeah, from the geological reports that someone pulled upthread, there is bedrock about 30 feet below the soil level, but 30 feet X Lake is still a huge volume of water if that dirt erodes away

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The Glumslinger posted:

Yeah, from the geological reports that someone pulled upthread, there is bedrock about 30 feet below the soil level, but 30 feet X Lake is still a huge volume of water if that dirt erodes away

Well, they wanted rain, they got rain, maybe next time don't use a monkey's paw.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Powershift posted:

Well, they wanted rain, they got rain, maybe next time don't use a monkey's paw.

We would prefer rain a bit more spread out next time


Also, colder storms so more of it sticks as snow


Also, adding the fun is the next big wave of storms that is hitting early this week

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The Glumslinger posted:

We would prefer rain a bit more spread out next time


Also, colder storms so more of it sticks as snow


Also, adding the fun is the next big wave of storms that is hitting early this week

Well, maybe next time satan himself is elected leader of the world, you'll start building an arc and loading it with animals like a sane person. :colbert:

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

"The Auxiliary spillway looks strangely like the Emergency spillway before water started flowing over it an DWR decided it was a great time to rename it"


Oh, and they're mad about all those sweet drone shots and issued a temporary flight restriction to make them illegal.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Glumslinger posted:

Yeah, from the geological reports that someone pulled upthread, there is bedrock about 30 feet below the soil level, but 30 feet X Lake is still a huge volume of water if that dirt erodes away

There was rock 30 feet below the original saddle height, but it might have been re‐graded when the dam was built. Soil may have been added or removed.

If I had known the geology would be this relevant, I would have dug into it more on Thursday.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Feb 13, 2017

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



MisterOblivious posted:

"The Auxiliary spillway looks strangely like the Emergency spillway before water started flowing over it an DWR decided it was a great time to rename it"


Yeah this confused me, I thought the auxillary one was the concrete with a sinkhole spillway, not the "just a hillside over there" one

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Powershift posted:

I would imagine they're just worried about the land sliding into the water and making a wicked rear end wave.

Live footage from California

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDohpjD1jvA&t=70s

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
If you want real live video, a Sacramento news station has a chopper in the air.

http://www.kcra.com/nowcast

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

the yeti posted:

Yeah this confused me, I thought the auxillary one was the concrete with a sinkhole spillway, not the "just a hillside over there" one

There have been reports about all three, so it's quite confusing. At the live presser they're making it clear that this is all about the damaged auxiliary spillway. The dam itself and the emergency are fine.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

it's live right now

http://www.kcra.com/nowcast

that is a LOT of water

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/QtXwztJ.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/lcTmOvF.gifv

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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Platystemon posted:

There was rock 30 feet below the original saddle height, but it might have been re‐graded when the dam was built. Soil may have been added or removed.

If I had known the geology would be this relevant, I would have dug into it more on Thursday.

I'm assuming there's still rock down there. Yeah, once the backfill is scoured away (which'll leave the grade seriously hosed up), the rock should do OK. The problem is that if the emergency spillway is built high off the bedrock, and it fails, at least that depth of the lake will just completely cut loose which would warrant evacuation. Also, not knowing the geology between the emergency spillway and the dam, I'd be worried about lateral scouring starting to affect the dam structure. If there's a spike of bedrock between the dam and the emergency spillway, that would be the saving grace. That said, hopefully bedrock underneath will hold back the vast majority of the volume of the lake. Nature, hydrodynamics, and local geology will stabilize the outflow. Folks downstream will be screwed, but as long as the main dam holds, the potential shitstorm might be avoided.

The Glumslinger posted:

We would prefer rain a bit more spread out next time


Also, colder storms so more of it sticks as snow


Also, adding the fun is the next big wave of storms that is hitting early this week

Well... um, gently caress.

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