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Pac-Manioc Root posted:we live in times where there is a small non-zero chance of the president of the united states of america giving something awful dot com a twitter shout out and maybe even starting a beef. An ad on Morning Joe would do the trick. I'd donate to a gofundme.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:An ad on Morning Joe would do the trick. I'd donate to a gofundme. If you're serious about this I'd be happy to write up a synopsis of why it's important to give us money so we can troll the president of the United States
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I'd donate more than I probably should to such a venture, dead serious. Make SA great again!
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a good place to start might be setting up a bot to send him troll replies on twitter instantly when he tweets out his morning rage tweets but I bet there are a few dozen such bots racing to get that first reply in already
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proof of concept posted:a good place to start might be setting up a bot to send him troll replies on twitter instantly when he tweets out his morning rage tweets but I bet there are a few dozen such bots racing to get that first reply in already Can someone here that up? I imagine there's at least a few brain cells in this thread
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proof of concept posted:a good place to start might be setting up a bot to send him troll replies on twitter instantly when he tweets out his morning rage tweets but I bet there are a few dozen such bots racing to get that first reply in already maybe if it spammed the same thing every time he'd maybe notice it
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proof of concept posted:a good place to start might be setting up a bot to send him troll replies on twitter instantly when he tweets out his morning rage tweets but I bet there are a few dozen such bots racing to get that first reply in already There is one that determines if he's tweeting about a company that shorts their stock and sells the money to charity lol
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Feb 12, 2017 21:41
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I'd rather notorious insane person and most powerful moron on earth Trup leaves lowtax and SA alone tbh
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Feb 12, 2017 21:41
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hook it up to a markov generator in case he wants to get in an argument with it
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unpacked robinhood posted:I'd rather notorious insane person and most powerful moron on earth Trup leaves lowtax and SA alone tbh when has the attention of thd federal governme t ever inconvenienced the taxman?
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Feb 12, 2017 21:45
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https://www.indy100.com/article/difference-barack-obama-donald-trump-two-videos-playback-us-7538906 lol
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Oldstench posted:https://www.indy100.com/article/difference-barack-obama-donald-trump-two-videos-playback-us-7538906 *extremely sad trombone*
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Feb 12, 2017 22:06
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all i want is jeff sessions to reply to my tweets
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Oldstench posted:https://www.indy100.com/article/difference-barack-obama-donald-trump-two-videos-playback-us-7538906 sure glad we've brought class back to the white house 
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Oldstench posted:https://www.indy100.com/article/difference-barack-obama-donald-trump-two-videos-playback-us-7538906 Some slightly sour lols here because I feel slightly bad for that woman Slightly
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Heath posted:Some slightly sour lols here because I feel slightly bad for that woman If you were married to him, wouldn't it be worse if Donald were actually affectionate toward you, though?
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Zorodius posted:If you were married to him, wouldn't it be worse if Donald were actually affectionate toward you, though? who's happier: ivanka or melania?
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Feb 12, 2017 22:48
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Melania always looks like she's trying not to murder Donald, so probably Ivanka. Also, I was surprised that I found out First Lady gets her own staff (what). It's insanely weird that the Head of State's spouse has a role in government.
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Feb 12, 2017 22:51
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I get a "what have I done" vibe from this picture. Also, "somebody will pay for this", lol.
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Melania would definitely get divorced if she got fat but trump is president now so I want to see what happens if she lets herself go
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cnut posted:I get a "what have I done" vibe from this picture. Also, "somebody will pay for this", lol. I was expecting a huge chameleon tongue to shoot out of her mouth to grab an off-screen locust.
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Heath posted:Some slightly sour lols here because I feel slightly bad for that woman quote:Melania Trump’s lawyers recently noted in a February 6 court filing that the First Lady’s “brand” had lost “significant value” and that “major business opportunities” in the “multiple millions of dollars” that “were otherwise available to her have been lost and/or substantially impacted. I hope this gets you back to your regularly scheduled lolling.
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Feb 12, 2017 23:00
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Lol, The First Brand.
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really, is there an amount of money that exists, or could exist, that would make it bearable to have nightly sex with Donald Trump?
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Zorodius posted:really, is there an amount of money that exists, or could exist, that would make it bearable to have nightly sex with Donald Trump? dude it's the best sex, just fantastic, you will love it.
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Zorodius posted:really, is there an amount of money that exists, or could exist, that would make it bearable to have nightly sex with Donald Trump? Access to millions for 5-10 seconds of a viagra forced lovely handjob and titwank every now and again? I would.
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lol Miller, who was influential in drafting the ban, told CBS News’ John Dickerson that it was “crazy” for judges to rule on the constitutionality of laws. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stephen-miller-donald-trump-adviser_us_58a0a067e4b0ab2d2b16119c Judges ruling on the constitution is wrong now. just lol
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/830904083519242241 I can't even imagine how you can be so insecure that you need to let people know you're cool and popular when you are the president of the united states
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Lime Tonics posted:lol he is elliott rodger lol https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/830863837779734528
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Feb 12, 2017 23:30
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https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/830842872899334150?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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how do your politics not change from age 16 until...he's loving 31? he looks 15 years older than me not the same age what the hell.
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I imagine that working for the Trump White House would prematurely age anyone
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holy loving poo poo pro click
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Arrhythmia posted:solid lol @ both the picture and the fact that i am agreeing w/ trump There's a good reason why he looks that way. The tl;dr is - he's got a cast from recent hand surgery and wasn't expecting to be on camera, so he wore something comfortable instead of what he would normally wear on the floor. But yeah I'm lollin at the idea that nipples are somehow disrespectful.
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proof of concept posted:I can't wait for trump to try his handshake power play on someone who knows it's coming and is braced for it and causes trump to yank himself off his own feet to the floor in a fat pile The best Trump related thing about SNL last night was when "Putin" came out to be a witness at the ban hearing, and when they shook hands it was Putin putting the power shake on Trump (because Trump is Putin's bitch) Lol!
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Dial-a-Dog posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/830904083519242241 they were protesters lol https://twitter.com/MetroMattMorgan/status/830897758483668992 https://twitter.com/lesleyabravanel/status/830905402338504705
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nooneofconsequence posted:they were protesters lol bigly crowds, the best
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On several occasions in my life, I have taken borderline unwise amounts of psychedelics, and feel like I maintained a better grasp on reality than tromp does in his day to day life the president is a delusional megalomaniac
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