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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Killingyouguy! posted:

People who bite down on their fork and scrape it through their teeth in order to put food in their mouth. You have lips for a reason! How are you not suffering??

augghhh my husband does this and it makes me cringe :cry:

and re: picky eater chat, I know he reads this thread so: please eat a vegetable, honey, is2g

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InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Well you'd easily be excused for not trying something new if you just said "I am mentally ill" instead of "eww icky".

not really because then you're a crazy person and most people aren't as okay with other people having mental illness as would be ideal. Admitting to an anxiety disorder means getting to listen to a bunch of explanations of how you're actually just a drama queen and it's not that bad and everyone worries about things sometimes it's normal and you're overreacting, usually with a side of "doctors overdiagnose things and psych meds either don't work or take away your personality" :shrug: like, unless the other people also have mental illnesses it is usually not very cool to tell them, most people are assholes about it

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
That is true and possible, but I always think back to the Seinfeld episode where the lady Jerry's dating refuses to try some of his pie and refuses to say why, she just shakes her head. If the person truly cares about you they will accept that you aren't comfortable doing whatever it is, whether it's eating a new thing or something else. I think explaining yourself is a lot better and less frustrating to the other person to just button up and offer no explanation besides "eww".

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
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Fun Shoe

WampaLord posted:

Umm, what podcast playing method are you using where you can't just fast forward through the ads?

BeyondPod has a "skip 30 seconds" button, I assume most other players have some way of fast forwarding.

Oh, I can, but I like just plopping my phone somewhere and not having to fiddle with it if I'm listening to podcasts.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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People who no-call, no-show shifts. I just don't understand. Every single other option is better for the employee and the employer, and yet people still do this. Then they respond to the calls with irritation and defensiveness, or waltz into their next shift with blinking innocence and a stupid story. I almost prefer it when they just never show up again, that at least makes sense.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


My pet peeve? Goons getting all weird about people being picky eaters. Picky eaters suck... get over it and shut the gently caress up about it. They're weird and you're weirder for putting effort into it. And now I'm even weirderer for talking about your weirdness. Bunch of loving doo-dahs.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Gotta love that AV username combo with that post.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


doverhog posted:

Gotta love that AV username combo with that post.

Don't get cute with me, bub.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Watch out they're a navy seal

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
why are you coming into the pet peeve thread expecting anything other than goons complaining about petty grievances, that's the entire loving point

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

InediblePenguin posted:

why are you coming into the pet peeve thread expecting anything other than goons complaining about petty grievances, that's the entire loving point

TEKKEN'S NINA WILLIAMS IN: DEATH BY DEGREES

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005


My dad is like this with movie theaters. He remembers how in the past you used to always want to get to movies like 30+ minutes early (partly because in older theaters without heavily sloped seating you'd be hosed if someone remotely tall sat in front of you), and won't believe me when I say how you don't have to arrive early at all anymore unless it's the opening weekend of a really popular movie (at least in my city). And even then you usually don't have to get there that early.

I guess this ties into a more general pet peeve of people assuming that things always stay the same and what was once common sense will always be common sense.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Dumb names for the President. I rolled my eyes when people say Nobama and Obongo and I roll my eyes at Dump and the other names.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Ytlaya posted:

My dad is like this with movie theaters. He remembers how in the past you used to always want to get to movies like 30+ minutes early (partly because in older theaters without heavily sloped seating you'd be hosed if someone remotely tall sat in front of you), and won't believe me when I say how you don't have to arrive early at all anymore unless it's the opening weekend of a really popular movie (at least in my city). And even then you usually don't have to get there that early.

I guess this ties into a more general pet peeve of people assuming that things always stay the same and what was once common sense will always be common sense.

How else is he going to ace the trivia shown before the trailers?

oldpainless posted:

Dumb names for the President. I rolled my eyes when people say Nobama and Obongo and I roll my eyes at Dump and the other names.



"Uh, oh, stepped in some Trumpy Dumpy."

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

oldpainless posted:

Dumb names for the President. I rolled my eyes when people say Nobama and Obongo and I roll my eyes at Dump and the other names.

My dad still calls him nobama and it drives me nuts. He's not the president anymore, you can stop hating him now.

The saddest are the ones still trying to force the drumpf thing from john oliver.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

yeah I eat rear end posted:

That is true and possible, but I always think back to the Seinfeld episode where the lady Jerry's dating refuses to try some of his pie and refuses to say why, she just shakes her head. If the person truly cares about you they will accept that you aren't comfortable doing whatever it is, whether it's eating a new thing or something else. I think explaining yourself is a lot better and less frustrating to the other person to just button up and offer no explanation besides "eww".

My last 3 roommates have hated mustard so I don't know what type of people I'm attracting or how it's happening but that can't be normal right

They all liked it when I snuck it into meals without telling them

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

My dad still calls him nobama and it drives me nuts. He's not the president anymore, you can stop hating him now.

When the really die-hard Trump fans realize things aren't a utopia like they imagined, they will blame Obama for it. Or Clinton. Or those unpatriotic libtards, and few Demorats in power, who aren't supporting the President like they should. I believe some are already doing that. Hasn't even been a month.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
One thing I always get annoyed by is when people judge people based on something that they used to do, or that's irrelevant to the task at hanbd, like a few years ago there was a very "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" kind of headline about a porn actress who was doing readings at a library. Why whine about that? That's the least objectionable thing she's ever done. Sex videos/pictures were her job, it's unlikely she was bringing her work to the library with her. If she wants to do something child-friendly, good for her. Thinking that she's unsuitable because of her career is like thinking a barman is unsuitable to drive home because surely he must be an alcoholic, or expecting a friend who does tech support to fix your poo poo for free. I'm sure that the last thing she wants to think about when off duty is her sex life, unless she is actually with whoever she may have been actually seeing for real.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
When you buy frozen chicken wings and almost all of them end up being the flat (aka worst) kind.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

When you buy frozen chicken wings and almost all of them end up being the flat (aka worst) kind.

You can have the drummies then. The flat ones are the best. They have way more meat than the drummies do.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Master Twig posted:

You can have the drummies then. The flat ones are the best. They have way more meat than the drummies do.

Yeah and they cook better too. You don't get the gnarled hard fatty parts that crisped up too much on the end

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


I like both parts of the chicken wing. I used to cook them up low and slow over a gas grill and brew my sauce on a side burner. I'd start with a stick of butter and add garlic and franks sauce. Then chunks of jalapeno and habanero. Keep turning wings over fire while basting sauce on. They had some good heat and went well with cold beer and football on tv.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I like the flat wings but they're both good when they're either slow cooked on a barbecue or in the oven... I hate badly cooked drumstick parts cos they're just all grisly and unpleasant instead of having the fat rendered.

I'm amazed at how these adult men are more loud and obnoxious than literal children btw. all their beer and weed doesn't seem to help that, either. the people next to us who already have 2 kids now have a newborn and it's quieter than the guys below us. :sigh:

three more months!!!

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


As a line cook:

Expediters who pause after. Every two. Or maybe three. Orders.
For example:
"Okay, yo rear end is grass, you have one medium steak, one medium rare steak."
"Gotcha!"
"And another medium steak."
"Okay!
"And with that first steak I need a side of sautéed mushrooms."
"Ok medium steak side mush!"
"And then you have a rare steak."
"Four steaks all day!"
"No you also have one well done."

Holy gently caress man, why? Just say "Five steaks, one well, two medium, one mid rare, one rare. Side hot mush." It'll be so much easier if you-

"Also you have two chicken burgers coming with that rare steak. So HURRY UP ON THEM!"
"Ok firing chicken now!"
"Why weren't they already on?! Your steak is going to be overcooked!"
"Then let's use it for the medium or well."
"They're all on the same bill!"

THEN WHY CALL IT LIKE IT'S SEPERATE YOU gently caress?

Which brings me to my next peeve:

People who work at any sort of casual dining restaurant and think they're Gordon Ramsey, complete with yelling and insulting people. Dude, we're making pub food on a Wednesday night, calm the gently caress down. A girl ran out crying the other night because she was screamed at for "taking too long" to make a salad. The bill was running one minute. And she had other sides to deal with. Plus it was her second day.

Final kitchen peeve:

"Make this good, it's for [staff member.]"

Oh well in that case, I'll make sure it's tasty! I never bothered with anyone else, but since it's for someone who works here I'll try my best! You dick.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

yo rear end is grass posted:

As a line cook:

Expediters who pause after. Every two. Or maybe three. Orders.
For example:
"Okay, yo rear end is grass, you have one medium steak, one medium rare steak."
"Gotcha!"
"And another medium steak."
"Okay!
"And with that first steak I need a side of sautéed mushrooms."
"Ok medium steak side mush!"
"And then you have a rare steak."
"Four steaks all day!"
"No you also have one well done."

Holy gently caress man, why? Just say "Five steaks, one well, two medium, one mid rare, one rare. Side hot mush." It'll be so much easier if you-

"Also you have two chicken burgers coming with that rare steak. So HURRY UP ON THEM!"
"Ok firing chicken now!"
"Why weren't they already on?! Your steak is going to be overcooked!"
"Then let's use it for the medium or well."
"They're all on the same bill!"

THEN WHY CALL IT LIKE IT'S SEPERATE YOU gently caress?

Which brings me to my next peeve:

People who work at any sort of casual dining restaurant and think they're Gordon Ramsey, complete with yelling and insulting people. Dude, we're making pub food on a Wednesday night, calm the gently caress down. A girl ran out crying the other night because she was screamed at for "taking too long" to make a salad. The bill was running one minute. And she had other sides to deal with. Plus it was her second day.

Final kitchen peeve:

"Make this good, it's for [staff member.]"

Oh well in that case, I'll make sure it's tasty! I never bothered with anyone else, but since it's for someone who works here I'll try my best! You dick.

Why would anyone every want to work in a kitchen, I hear this from literally everyone I know who works in one regardless of the level of quality

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH
I worked family style and banquet for Concordia Language Villages in college for a few years. Yes, it's stressful, but it's also fun. We did some restaurant style but that was rare.

Pet peeve in kitchen work is when you can't get your teenage prep cook to move fast. They just stand there and stare. You say, "I need 2 hotel pans of onions medium diced, 1 hotel pan of carrots sliced small and on the bias, one steam pan of green beans in the steamer right after but time them short because I'll finish in the tilt-skillet."

All you get is numb silence. A thousand yard stare and no communication.

So you tell them to go do dishes and you end up doing it yourself. For 190 people we'd usually have one head chef, one assistant cook (read sous that works on recipes but not ordering), one prep cook, and one blithering idiot teenager.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Stupid narcissistic assholes who post videos on Snapchat when they're loving driving. No one cares how fast your car is going or what song you're playing, just focus on the road and hopefully, if you crash, you don't hurt anyone else. My dad had to take time off work and see a physical therapist because of idiots like you.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

"Should of" instead of "should have"

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
"Oh yeah?? Well I think you're bias!"

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Aesop Poprock posted:

Why would anyone every want to work in a kitchen, I hear this from literally everyone I know who works in one regardless of the level of quality

The same reason anyone wants to work as a carpenter, or a painter, or a programmer. It's what we love to do. It's the other idiots who make it a pain in the rear end.


mostlygray posted:

I worked family style and banquet for Concordia Language Villages in college for a few years. Yes, it's stressful, but it's also fun. We did some restaurant style but that was rare.

Pet peeve in kitchen work is when you can't get your teenage prep cook to move fast. They just stand there and stare. You say, "I need 2 hotel pans of onions medium diced, 1 hotel pan of carrots sliced small and on the bias, one steam pan of green beans in the steamer right after but time them short because I'll finish in the tilt-skillet."

All you get is numb silence. A thousand yard stare and no communication.

So you tell them to go do dishes and you end up doing it yourself. For 190 people we'd usually have one head chef, one assistant cook (read sous that works on recipes but not ordering), one prep cook, and one blithering idiot teenager.

I know that guy! Takes half an hour to do a line sweep, but you still slip on avocado stones and greasy portion bags?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Magic Hate Ball posted:

"Oh yeah?? Well I think you're bias!"

Yup, defiantly bias.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Henchman of Santa posted:

Yup, defiantly bias.
Only getting worst over time.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

I could care less what you all have to say about my grammar.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

yo rear end is grass posted:

People who work at any sort of casual dining restaurant and think they're Gordon Ramsey, complete with yelling and insulting people. Dude, we're making pub food on a Wednesday night, calm the gently caress down. A girl ran out crying the other night because she was screamed at for "taking too long" to make a salad. The bill was running one minute. And she had other sides to deal with. Plus it was her second day.

God drat these fuckers are the worst. "I saw this guy on TV act this way, I'ma be a badass like him." gently caress off, dumbass. That dude is a TV personality; we're trying to create a cohesive working environment where we make order out of the chaos that is a busy kitchen. You screaming at new hires, rubbing your goddamn knives together like you're at Benihana, or doing whatever else you saw on TV isn't helping anything. We hate you and would lock you in the walk-in for the night if it wouldn't get us fired or arrested.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Digirat posted:

I could care less what you all have to say about my grammar.

For all intensive purposes nobody cares, so how about you make a 360 on this pediatric poo poo

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I would think Ramsay's over the top personality could work (albeit in a non-enjoyable way) at a fancy restaurant where the chefs should know better regarding basic stuff...but if you're working at like olive garden there's no need to act like you're commanding a "brigade", they are probably all dumb teenagers, you have to hold their hand a little.

Even on the US kitchen nightmares if the cook is young and doesn't have an attitude he'll tone it down and try and teach them if they're willing to learn.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
someone should of trigger warning this page

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Inspector 34 posted:

someone should of trigger warning this page
Weird, it doesn't effect me at all.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Flipperwaldt posted:

Weird, it doesn't effect me at all.

One in the same, friend. His piece of mind is really fragile, and his response was case and point.

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MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
My pet peeve of the moment is with Panera Brad's tomato soup. It's not pureed enough; there are chunks of tomato in the thing, which is gross and a sin against our Lord Campbell, who blesses us with tasty, uniform tomato soups.

This, part of an overall larger pet peeve of mine, as I'm trying to eat a little better on my lunch breaks, and I could totally live off a cup of soup for lunch... if not for the chunks. Ugh.

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