Newspaper Spider-Man: "Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"

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Ikasuhito: Sep 29, 2013; Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Sure just use a giant robot to plug up the world's tiniest volcano.

I like to think Ronans doing a little celebratory fist pump down there in the first panel.

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Feb 13, 2017

# ? Feb 13, 2017 05:38

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:50

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Ikasuhito posted:

I like to think Ronans doing a little celebratory fist pump down there in the first panel.

It's this

but from the other side.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 05:44

Manatee Cannon: Aug 26, 2010

and then the volcano melted the sentry and ronan felt very silly about this whole mess

# ? Feb 13, 2017 05:52

Snackmar: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

SilverSupernova posted:

"Hey these eggs are cold."
(MJ glares and Phoenix fires scorch the general area leaving Peter with just his underwear and some hot eggs)
"Was if something I said?"

NSM Theatre #2

Snackmar fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Feb 25, 2017

# ? Feb 13, 2017 08:34

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

techknight posted:

# ? Feb 13, 2017 08:56

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

techknight posted:

Wow. Just wow.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 09:31

Psychedelicatessen: Feb 17, 2012

techknight posted:

Incredible. :golfclap:

# ? Feb 13, 2017 11:29

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

techknight posted:

This is an age of miracles and wonders.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 12:27

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Oh my god

# ? Feb 13, 2017 14:00

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

techknight posted:

# ? Feb 13, 2017 14:40

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

This remains the best thred on the forums

# ? Feb 13, 2017 14:49

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

techknight posted:

# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:09

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Why can't I rate this thread higher than 5?

# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:11

Nyeehg: Jul 14, 2013; Grimey Drawer

ImpAtom posted:

Why can't I rate this thread higher than 5?

# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:28

jyrque: Sep 4, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

Make a new thread with that as OP and empty quote it forever

# ? Feb 13, 2017 16:57

Yon: Oct 7, 2003; Just one spice?
Just one spice
Just one spice...

This is art.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:14

Manatee Cannon: Aug 26, 2010

techknight posted:

this is better than I could have imagined

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:16

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

techknight posted:

Once again, this thread manages to surpass my insurpassable expectations for it.

chinese barbecue porp posted:

Make a new thread with that as OP and empty quote it forever

I'm going to empty quote it forever even if they don't.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 18:28

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Spider-Man just wants some warm eggs and now he has been torn apart by a galactic force of destruction.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 20:01

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Push El Burrito posted:

Spider-Man just wants some warm eggs and now he has been torn apart by a galactic force of destruction.

This is why I just have coffee and a granola bar.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 20:04

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

techknight posted:

I forget to check this thread for one damned day and I am suddenly blessed with this glorious madness.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 20:52

Snackmar: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Thanks for the kind words, everyone!

I've got some ideas for more, but I'll probably wait until we have more art from the Sentry plot

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:25

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

techknight posted:

Amazing! Spectacular! Friendly Neighborhood!

# ? Feb 13, 2017 22:54

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Darthemed posted:

Amazing! Spectacular! Friendly Neighborhood!

Fire! And LIFE INCARNATE!

# ? Feb 13, 2017 22:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I love this thread so much :allears:

# ? Feb 14, 2017 00:40

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

techknight posted:

god. loving. drat.

# ? Feb 14, 2017 01:57

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

RIP the edits thread. Long live the Newspaper Spider-Man thread

# ? Feb 14, 2017 02:33

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

techknight posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

# ? Feb 14, 2017 02:50

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Go volcano!

# ? Feb 14, 2017 05:34

Ikasuhito: Sep 29, 2013; Haram as Fuck.

Oh please let the sentry land on their rental car. :pray:

# ? Feb 14, 2017 05:37

RandallODim: Dec 30, 2010; Another 1? Aww man...

That volcano is going to take until Sunday to blow. I hope the rest of this week is taken up with seeing a single panel of various other characters reacting to the shockwaves, paired with that same panel of Spidey and Rocket chatting about how it's almost erupting, seriously, it's about to go, just wait!

# ? Feb 14, 2017 05:39

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Mark Trail / Newspaper Spider-Man crossover confirmed.

# ? Feb 14, 2017 06:55

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Rocket falls sexily.

# ? Feb 14, 2017 07:04

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Oh please let the Sentry be shorter than Rocket....

# ? Feb 14, 2017 07:13

jyrque: Sep 4, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

RandallODim posted:

That volcano is going to take until Sunday to blow. I hope the rest of this week is taken up with seeing a single panel of various other characters reacting to the shockwaves, paired with that same panel of Spidey and Rocket chatting about how it's almost erupting, seriously, it's about to go, just wait!

Weekday artist can't be arsed to draw a robot.

Tomorrow I'm hoping it's Jameson's turn at a quasireacting, wondering where the hell Parker is.

# ? Feb 14, 2017 07:30