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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Has Garrison ever drawn Bannon? I want to see him draw Bannon. How can you make a remotely recognisable caricature of that man that does not look like a hideous drunken monster? Can Ben find a way?

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Sure, just draw someone without so much as a passing resemblance to the real Steve Bannon and hope no one bothers to do a google image search.

Like he did with Trump.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



Wow, I had a good long AGC moment with this one. I was laughing at the obvious joke "Enormous Piece of poo poo Sean Spicer is so unbearable even his own family despises him," but looking at his expression, I'm guessing it's supposed to actually be "Relatable Everyman Sean Spicer dreads facing the Liberal Firing Squad." :qq::lol:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

SSNeoman posted:

holy poo poo a good rall what the gently caress

It's not a good rall because he's accusing the Democrats of doing things they aren't doing, or is presenting the Democrats as blindly enabling the Republicans when their actions have other reasons.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Discendo Vox posted:

It's not a good rall because he's accusing the Democrats of doing things they aren't doing, or is presenting the Democrats as blindly enabling the Republicans when their actions have other reasons.

Ahem, the Dems aren't doing enough as long as they are not initiating an open rebellion and punching Nazis and so forth. Me? Oh I'm way too valuable for the movement to put myself at risk, I'm a cartoonist forums poster.
:goonsay:

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Doc Hawkins posted:

Wow, I had a good long AGC moment with this one. I was laughing at the obvious joke "Enormous Piece of poo poo Sean Spicer is so unbearable even his own family despises him," but looking at his expression, I'm guessing it's supposed to actually be "Relatable Everyman Sean Spicer dreads facing the Liberal Firing Squad." :qq::lol:

Huh, I kinda split the difference, and AGCed it as "Relatable Everyman Sean Spicer dreads his job of repeating Trump's nonsense"

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Nenonen posted:

:qq: CENTRISTS ARE A PRECIOUS BREED:qq:
:qq:HOUNDED TO OUR PARTIES END:qq:
:qq:WHERE ARE TEARS FOR NEOLIB SHILLS:qq:
:qq:IT'S HER TURN AGAIN AGAIN:qq:
:goonsay:

More like.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Angry Salami posted:

Huh, I kinda split the difference, and AGCed it as "Relatable Everyman Sean Spicer dreads his job of repeating Trump's nonsense"

It's already nearly unbelievable that anyone would think Sean Spicer is a Swell Fella, but for them to simultaneously dislike Trump is beyond my ability to imagine.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SSNeoman posted:

holy poo poo a good rall what the gently caress

How the gently caress is that good? Rall seems to be suggesting the responsible thing for Dems to do would either be to have instituted a coup before January or have just abandoned the concept of politics to literally become a terrorist group. And he still has that "Obama didn't close Gitmo, guess we know who the REAL Nazis are" horseshit.

Would you mind if you would kindly gently caress a toaster?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Ker-black!

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Fulchrum posted:

How the gently caress is that good? Rall seems to be suggesting the responsible thing for Dems to do would either be to have instituted a coup before January or have just abandoned the concept of politics to literally become a terrorist group. And he still has that "Obama didn't close Gitmo, guess we know who the REAL Nazis are" horseshit.


Would you mind if you would kindly gently caress a toaster?

They could have taken a page from the republican playbook and became massive obstructionists.

But I guess if the brazen lies and hypocrisy that happened during the supreme court Garland appointment fiasco didnt inspire them then probably nothing will.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Guest writer Mike Ramirez

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Fulchrum posted:



Would you mind if you would kindly gently caress a toaster?

Deak still salty about his abeula failing the country. Good job deak, so am i.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Nenonen posted:

Ahem, the Dems aren't doing enough as long as they are not initiating an open rebellion and punching Nazis and so forth. Me? Oh I'm way too valuable for the movement to put myself at risk, I'm a cartoonist forums poster.
:goonsay:

every dem should've voted against every cabinet pick and they didn;t. they're doing jack poo poo.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
If you ever find yourself typing the words "good Rall" without prefixing them by the words extremely not, you should look long and hard at your life choices.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
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quote:

“Coloring books for adults are now a “thing”. The LSW (Long Suffering Wife) informed me of this startling fact a while ago. Apparently there are coloring book clubs, Facebook pages, Instagram postings, etc. etc. And, it seems, it’s not new. Sigmund Freud’s competitor Carl Jung used to prescribe the coloring of intricate Indian mandalas to his patients more than 100 years ago as a relaxation therapy technique. Sali (the LSW) continued “So why don’t you create a few Dry Bones coloring books for your fans to enjoy?” Mandalas and intricate flower designs are not my thing but the idea of Dry Bones coloring books really was an exciting idea. The first one is a Dry Bones guide to Jewish Curses. I think you'll like it. I’ve now done a few books (some coloring books and others not) and I’d really love to have your feedback. The LSW built an “author page” at Amazon (there’s no stopping this woman) where you can see what I’ve done so far. Check out my photo, read my bio, and peek at the books.

wow, that's a pretty good caricature of yaakov


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quote:

Disgraced Philly DA Seth Williams.

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quote:

Perhaps feminists could to keep their own legislation out of male wallets.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

do you want health care or agency, i can't figure these broads out

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Suggesting that tax payer money should only get used on gender non-specific things seems kind of self-sabotaging.

usenet celeb 1992
Jun 1, 2000

he thought quoting borges would make him popular
It's got to be such delicate work to balance whining about WHITE GENOCIDE against advocating policies that will definitely result in more births among economically disadvantaged groups but I'm sure Nazi Klurf Guy has a well thought out pFFLLLLBBBRT

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Friendly Reminder that Red Panels literally supports the beheading of all women who oppose men. Red Panels supports ISIS.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
Hmmmmm how on earth could birth control benefit men ... I mean I don't think he is making the usual religious argument ... so you're just left with hating all women, which, alright fella ...

Also, it's really funny that Garrison fancies himself a writer. I'm tempted to send him an introduction to logic book in goodwill, just to see what ends up coming out the other end.

I'd also be surprised/disappointed if the red panels fella is old enough to have to pay taxes.

dougdrums fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Feb 13, 2017

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
~Female Strawman Klurf taps ISIS Klurf on the shoulder~

"Hey ISIS member! Stop killing people!"

"Okay....but women are not people!"

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
I give it till June, KKKlurf will be banned like DbD. And will have deserved it three months earlier.

E: Hell, it's already the most pointless poo poo, there's nothing even absurdist funny like Garrison's hosed insane opposite of reality horseshit. He's just a straight loving Fascist with no redeeming qualities.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
I bet you could convince someone that it's the genuine article too.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Playstation 4 posted:

I give it till June, KKKlurf will be banned like DbD. And will have deserved it three months earlier.

E: Hell, it's already the most pointless poo poo, there's nothing even absurdist funny like Garrison's hosed insane opposite of reality horseshit. He's just a straight loving Fascist with no redeeming qualities.

I think it's important to see arguments like his so you can more quickly recognize them when they come up, he's a hateful piece of garbage but there are a lot of those in here.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME
You heard the man, no more health coverage for pregnancies or testicular cancer.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Red Panels is the best possible stand-in for the worst parts of the Alt-Right. Fascism, pure racism and hatred, violent rage against all women who don't toe the line and a willingness to be one step away from an ISIS supporter.

Though in RP's case he literally supports ISIS and should honestly be investigated.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Playstation 4 posted:

I give it till June, KKKlurf will be banned like DbD. And will have deserved it three months earlier.
I do enjoy that every week or so people post "well, time to report his Patreon for hate speech again".

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

OldTennisCourt posted:

Though in RP's case he literally supports ISIS and should honestly be investigated.

I don't think this throwaway comment was meant quite as literally as you seem to be taking it. It was still an insanely lovely thing to say and I in no way want to defend him for it, I'm just getting tired of you bringing it up again and again like it's a firmly-held political belief of his rather than a lovely joke about how it'd be okay if people he disagrees with got killed

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

usenet celeb 1992 posted:

It's got to be such delicate work to balance whining about WHITE GENOCIDE against advocating policies that will definitely result in more births among economically disadvantaged groups but I'm sure Nazi Klurf Guy has a well thought out pFFLLLLBBBRT


quote:

2016-03-11
It is striking that the American Christian Voters are determined to ensure the reproduction of those who would most likely favor candidates in opposition to their own values.

Perhaps Christians ought not to save their ideological enemies from self-destruction. The money they would have given to their churches will instead be redistributed to many hungry future liberals.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
DbD was banned because it turned into literal porn, not because of the nazi word salad it kept up, yeah?

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Angry Salami posted:

Huh, I kinda split the difference, and AGCed it as "Relatable Everyman Sean Spicer dreads his job of repeating Trump's nonsense"

To be fair, no one likes going to a job where they're constantly screamed at by their boss, his cronies, and made a national laughingstock on an almost daily basis. It doesn't take a decent person to be anxious of showing up to work of such a job.

Mister Olympus posted:

DbD was banned because it turned into literal porn, not because of the nazi word salad it kept up, yeah?

That's how I saw it too. If we banned "Nazi word salad" we'd have to ban Rall too because he approaches that description from the other direction. Though while the general quality of art in the thread would improve...

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

loquacius posted:

I don't think this throwaway comment was meant quite as literally as you seem to be taking it. It was still an insanely lovely thing to say and I in no way want to defend him for it, I'm just getting tired of you bringing it up again and again like it's a firmly-held political belief of his rather than a lovely joke about how it'd be okay if people he disagrees with got killed

Considering his track record of hatred towards women and taking that comment into consideration it's not exactly a hard argument to make that he'd be perfectly fine with ISIS's policy towards women.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Rigged Death Trap posted:

They could have taken a page from the republican playbook and became massive obstructionists.

But I guess if the brazen lies and hypocrisy that happened during the supreme court Garland appointment fiasco didnt inspire them then probably nothing will.

I mean, exactly two bills have been signed by Trump, both very minor. Whether that's due to Democratic obstruction or Republican incompetence, Congress isn't giving Trump anything. This is when passing laws should be easy!

DJ Turbo Punch
Feb 3, 2006

WAKE UP


Shangri-Law School posted:

I mean, exactly two bills have been signed by Trump, both very minor. Whether that's due to Democratic obstruction or Republican incompetence, Congress isn't giving Trump anything. This is when passing laws should be easy!

Am I missing something? It's been less than a month. I'm guessing that it'd be difficult to send much through the pipeline by this point even if they'd drafted it well in advance.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Mike Lester is fat now. Good to know.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

DJ Turbo Punch posted:

Am I missing something? It's been less than a month. I'm guessing that it'd be difficult to send much through the pipeline by this point even if they'd drafted it well in advance.

At this point in Obama's presidency, he'd signed Lily Ledbetter and expanded the CHIP program, and the stimulus package had been passed by both houses of Congress.

It's easier to pass legislation in the first 100 days than at any other time in the term. The Republicans have had eight years to prepare for this, yet nothing. I think a big part of that can be attributed to the Dems taking the Cabinet nominations to task.

some FUCKING LIAR
Sep 19, 2002

Fallen Rib

OldTennisCourt posted:

Red Panels is the best possible stand-in for the worst parts of the Alt-Right. Fascism, pure racism and hatred, violent rage against all women who don't toe the line and a willingness to be one step away from an ISIS supporter.

Though in RP's case he literally supports ISIS and should honestly be investigated.

RP has a patreon, which apparently nets him $176/mo. as of now. Since his entire schtick is going pretty explicit with racist, etc., rhetoric, I figured it would be easy to report him and get his pittance cut off. So, I looked into Patreon's reporting process. It took forever to find and consists of a Google doc. I'm not optimistic that they're the most responsible investigators of what their site is used for, but I guess it's in their interest to turn a blind eye.

EDIT: He even complains right on the Patreon that "[T]he ADL has targeted my art." Which, under the circumstances, should be a big fuckin' red flag for Patreon.

some FUCKING LIAR fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Feb 13, 2017

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

Starving Wolf posted:

These next four years are going to be Rall's Hitler Renaissance.


Those darn celebrities should just stay out of political discourse and leave it to people who know what they're talking about; like me, a man who draws a duck for living.

political cartoons 2017: People should listen to me: a man who draws a duck for a living

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Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

some loving LIAR posted:

RP has a patreon, which apparently nets him $176/mo. as of now. Since his entire schtick is going pretty explicit with racist, etc., rhetoric, I figured it would be easy to report him and get his pittance cut off. So, I looked into Patreon's reporting process. It took forever to find and consists of a Google doc. I'm not optimistic that they're the most responsible investigators of what their site is used for, but I guess it's in their interest to turn a blind eye.

EDIT: He even complains right on the Patreon that "[T]he ADL has targeted my art." Which, under the circumstances, should be a big fuckin' red flag for Patreon.

Not surprising. Abuse reporting on social media, especially when money's involved, serves the same purpose as seat belts on an airplane

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