TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Turdfuzz posted:

to quote the prez "thats a lot of yellow!!"

u pissed bro ?
https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:39

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 02:55

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

jBrereton posted:

Yes but hopefully she will not, as she is awful. The entire field is particularly bad this year though lol

You have:

- Some socialist (doesn't matter who I think it's hamon but the party is dead for 10 years due to their labour 'reforms)
- A thatcherite with a thieving British wife
- some guy who doesn't even have a political party and nobody has heard of outside of the paris press
- Marine le Pen

So is Le Pen Clinton or Trump in this scenario?

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:39

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

jBrereton posted:

Yes but hopefully she will not, as she is awful. The entire field is particularly bad this year though lol

You have:

- Some socialist (doesn't matter who I think it's hamon but the party is dead for 10 years due to their labour 'reforms)
- A thatcherite with a thieving British wife
- some guy who doesn't even have a political party and nobody has heard of outside of the paris press
- Marine le Pen

shes going to win, huh

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:40

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

shes going to win, huh

you didnt 2016 would let us go that easy did you

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:40

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

u pissed bro ?
https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

yea like 30min ago i pissed

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I am enjoying the spontaneous meltdown of the entire FP intellectual class as these photos leak out.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:41

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:41

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/831179658339160064

lmao we're so hosed

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:41

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

le french person: oh ho ho stupid americans elected an extremist buffoon and now he's loving up their entire country

(6 months later, le pen is elected prez)

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:42

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

If you're the guy who carries the nuclear football wouldn't you be a little more camera shy?

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:42

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/831178415374028800

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/831180144815534080

yeah trump and his advisors arent going to running intelligence or defensr for much longer

theyll jist get a daily overall situation repory in the form of a large full color emoji printed on a single sheet of paper, and agency/dept heads will make all the decisions w/o consulting team trump

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:42

Serf: May 5, 2011

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

you didnt 2016 would let us go that easy did you

2016 will echo down through humanity's memory for generations to come*

*probably like 2 at the most since we're on the way out hopefully

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:42

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cpYeq2fKtsQ

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:42

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

she's not goign to be prez.

Macron's going to win big.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:43

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Appearances are very important to Donald.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:43

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

yea like 30min ago i pissed

change your diaper than

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

yeah trump and his advisors arent going to running intelligence or defensr for much longer

theyll jist get a daily overall situation repory in the form of a large full color emoji printed on a single sheet of paper, and agency/dept heads will make all the decisions w/o consulting team trump

"Someone get pompeo on the phone, I don't understand what a giant picture of the thinking face from twitter means!"

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:43

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Tonetta posted:

Pls stop sexting me thx

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:44

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Al! posted:

shes going to win, huh

beno�t hamon would have won

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:44

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 364 days!

Can someone explain to me like im the president why this richard deagazio facebook thing is so bad

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:44

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Bip Roberts posted:

Pls stop sexting me thx

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:44

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

tenderjerk posted:

Can someone explain to me like im the president why this richard deagazio facebook thing is so bad

* IT NOT GOOD BECAUSE SPY

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:44

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Al! posted:

i cant wait to see what comes out when it hatches

another, smaller Miller

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:45

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

Tonetta posted:

ew gross look at the vein in that dudes head

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:45

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Tonetta posted:

this dude's putin cosplay is pretty good.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:45

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Tonetta posted:

what in the gently caress is going on with his mouth jutting out like that?

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:45

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

jBrereton posted:

Yes but hopefully she will not, as she is awful. The entire field is particularly bad this year though lol

You have:

- Some socialist (doesn't matter who I think it's hamon but the party is dead for 10 years due to their labour 'reforms)
- A thatcherite with a thieving British wife
- some guy who doesn't even have a political party and nobody has heard of outside of the paris press
- Marine le Pen

Everyone knows who macron is and is basically their Obama.

Right now his opponents are trying to sink him by claiming he cheated on his wife who's 25 years older than him and his response has been "no poo poo I did."

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:46

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 5 minutes!

The year is 2017. The president of the United States is an internationally-known pissmonger.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

kinda wonder if richard is getting a visit from some nice men in suits today

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:46

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

a.lo posted:

change your diaper than

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3O6nTjkzhk

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:46

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/831178415374028800

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/831180144815534080

hahahaha fuckin lol putin/iran/north korea is loving this poo poo

:negative:

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:46

Gyra_Solune: Apr 24, 2014; Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

these next four years will be a test of if the president is actually even necessary to administer a country

for all we know it might be decided 'you know what actually this is all a lot more convenient without an executive branch let's just get rid of that whole thing'

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:46

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

proof of concept posted:

what in the gently caress is going on with his mouth jutting out like that?

You see the negroid skull structure is inherently inferior because...

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:46

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 5 minutes!

Schnorkles posted:

kinda wonder if richard is getting a visit from some nice men in suits today

the national piss harvest is nearly ready to implement

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:47

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Al! posted:

hi mariana!!! how was yer weekend

Quite alright - ive been taking a break to recharge as well as take care of other things as u prob noticed, we finally got lots of snow so that means im home again today and will be booting up BG in about 15min time, i shall return in full form later this week?

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:47

Serf: May 5, 2011

le pen will win because it would be the most cosmically ironic thing when reverse world war 2 happens and the new axis attacks the good guy nations of germany, japan and... what's italy up to these days? i'm sure they'll get dragged in too

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:47

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

"Someone get pompeo on the phone, I don't understand what a giant picture of the thinking face from twitter means!"

sir the situation has deteriorated, we are at threat status 🐙

# ? Feb 13, 2017 17:47

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

FizFashizzle posted:

Everyone knows who macron is and is basically their Obama.

Right now his opponents are trying to sink him by claiming he cheated on his wife who's 25 years older than him and his response has been "no poo poo I did."