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i can just see this guy in kindergarten and the teacher asks all the kids what they want to be when they grow up and instead of firefighter or doctor or whatever he proudly stands up and proclaims "I want to be a republican!"
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that's why I'm wondering if he died in his sleep last night or something
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inshallah
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but I am le tired
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Feb 13, 2017 15:47
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Nobody around to pick the vegetables, loving lol to the max, California farmers
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Feb 13, 2017 15:48
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sex is bad
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Feb 13, 2017 15:49
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lilljonas posted:
What are "greens", separate to vegetables and fruits?
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hamtaro posted:sex is bad look at this gross sex-haver
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Feb 13, 2017 16:07
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lettuce, kale, that kind of thing
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proof of concept posted:lettuce, kale, that kind of thing Vegetables that are also salad ? e: so like herbs and leaves as opposed to potato
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Feb 13, 2017 16:10
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He never scored
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cnut posted:Trump advisor Stephen Miller: is that the most punchable face or what?! Looks like an 80s action movie villain. I can see someone telling him "you know when I said I'd kill you last, I lied"
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Knight posted:A 16 year old mad about teenagers having sex lmao The parents were notified by the fact that he looks 2 to 3 decades older than his physical age and his almost featureless face.
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Feb 13, 2017 17:03
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On social media, a bunch of idiots from 4chan are trying the hardest they possibly can to coopt a Facebook stickerbird as a symbol of white nationalism to "ruin it for everyone else". loving lol
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Feb 13, 2017 17:04
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no texts??! this is the worst day of trumps presidency!
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Feb 13, 2017 17:05
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a tweet went out on trump's account but I do not believe that it was written by trump himself https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831169341358014475 lol his staff finally wrestled the phone away from him
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proof of concept posted:a tweet went out on trump's account but I do not believe that it was written by trump himself I can only imagine what a discussion about women in the workforce with Trunp looks like. Lol
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Wounded Unicorn posted:On social media, a bunch of idiots from 4chan are trying the hardest they possibly can to coopt a Facebook stickerbird as a symbol of white nationalism to "ruin it for everyone else". It was the fate of pepe and it's hilarious if the manage it with a random useless fb icon. Now dumbshit antifas will jump you if they see a pepe
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Feb 13, 2017 17:09
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proof of concept posted:lol his staff finally wrestled the phone away from him Nyt seems to be getting the best white house leaks. Their latest article on the chaotic national security council included this: "But what is happening under the Trump White House is different, officials say, and not just because of Mr. Trump’s Twitter foreign policy. (Two officials said that at one recent meeting, there was talk of feeding suggested Twitter posts to the president so the council’s staff would have greater influence.)"
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Feb 13, 2017 17:12
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get a load of our president donald trump (lol) trying his handshake power play on the canadian pm https://twitter.com/ABC/status/831171027845554176 dude is totally ready for it and when it doesn't work trump's all like "aw  "
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Tiny Lowtax posted:And apparently he is also a KkK supporter and a neonazi lmao Bash the fash! lol
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Feb 13, 2017 17:25
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proof of concept posted:get a load of our president donald trump (lol) trying his handshake power play on the canadian pm Trudeau's way stronger than Trump lol 
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Anyone I've ever met that has done that super handshake crap always made me think "jeez what an rear end in a top hat", not "oh my what a powerful man this is".
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this is some USDA Grade A quality lol: https://twitter.com/verge/status/831177069245632512
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proof of concept posted:this is some USDA Grade A quality lol: poo poo so he can actually read then ?
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Doesn't rule it out. Might have a text to speech function in the camera they inevitably pointed at it
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proof of concept posted:this is some USDA Grade A quality lol: I'm lolling so hard at every person who hated Hillary because of !!!!!emails!!!!! And security concerns Hahahahaha.
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unpacked robinhood posted:poo poo so he can actually read then ? I don't think you're thinking this one through
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holy poo poo ive been stuck in meetings all morning and the LOLs have ready piled up. time to get the fuckin lol out: lol that stephen miller is a 31 year old incel virgin most likely lol that he's trump's lead man at the moment lol that trump's people are all infighting and hate priebus and pence lol at taking a security briefing about NK out on the loving terrace lit by phone flashlights Lmao at our country is inundated in total amateur hour because we elected a literal illiterate retard to be president
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proof of concept posted:get a load of our president donald trump (lol) trying his handshake power play on the canadian pm missed this one. lollin again. might have to take the rest of the day off
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Feb 13, 2017 18:14
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cnut posted:Trudeau's way stronger than Trump lol where can I date this handsome boy
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proof of concept posted:I don't think you're thinking this one through Oh gotcha he wasn't like reading a statement to a mic but just nodding to papers someone put in his face Lmao
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Feb 13, 2017 18:26
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It hasn't even been a month. Idk if I can take four years of this. His dementia isn't gonna get any better either.
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Feb 13, 2017 18:30
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Aide pointing at paragraph 3: "you see sir we'd like to have the following stance on the NK launch, it's uhh the best stance, a huge one, good !" President of the US : "uh"
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unpacked robinhood posted:Aide pointing at paragraph 3: "you see sir we'd like to have the following stance on the NK launch, it's uhh the best stance, a huge one, good !" consider that a phone flashlight is literally the camera flash consider that he literally still uses his old-as-gently caress android that's probably compromised to hell and back consider the sensitivity of the materials he was illuminating and pointing that phone's camera at
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Feb 13, 2017 18:35
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someone must be archiving trumps face each time he tweets, I can't wait for the leak
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proof of concept posted:consider that a phone flashlight is literally the camera flash good thing android is fundimentally incapable of having two apps make calls to the camera hardware meaning that if the lil flashlight button is pressed the camera api calls will return blanks and that is a fundimental low level limitation that can't be hacked around with kernel access and custom firmware let alone secret russian malware or whatever anroid wins again!!!
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