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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It should take zero effort if you're going from one cell carrier to another.

https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/porting-keeping-your-phone-number-when-you-change-providers

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Unrelated: something completely and totally badass.

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154170667591456&id=10473091455

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I've had the same cell number over TMobile, AT&T, Verizon, and now Google. Had it since 2007.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm waiting to get into the DFAC and eat but there's no KP working the register. Half the lights are on, but I smell food. I honestly can't tell if this place is open or closed at the moment. I'd eat somewhere else but I'm forced to pay $300 a month for this poo poo.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
are you volunteering? If not just grab a loving MRE and move out

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Pesticide20 posted:

I'm waiting to get into the DFAC and eat but there's no KP working the register. Half the lights are on, but I smell food. I honestly can't tell if this place is open or closed at the moment. I'd eat somewhere else but I'm forced to pay $300 a month for this poo poo.

service guarantees citizenship, comrade

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Pesticide20 posted:

I'm waiting to get into the DFAC and eat but there's no KP working the register. Half the lights are on, but I smell food. I honestly can't tell if this place is open or closed at the moment. I'd eat somewhere else but I'm forced to pay $300 a month for this poo poo.

I work the midnight chow shift you fat son of a bitch

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
And the KP guy doesn't work the register that's the purview of the hefty Filipina dependant who's always in a bad mood. She wields more power than the installation commander in these parts.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
It's all good, I went and got some Taco Bell and Popeye's instead.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
was anybody else stationed at Atsugi?

God drat the Japanese line owned so hard

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
There was a Japanese line? I just remember great chow til the ship went out then chicken nuggets and grilled cheese for dinner. Then the ship got back and the food got worse.

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i watched to movie "chopper" last night, about infamous australian criminal mark "chopper" read, as portrayed by eric bana and a rubber cock. after watching said film, i read a wiki about this guy, and not only did it reveal that 90% of the movie was made up bullshit, but it also left me wondering why a nation of criminals living on a prison island would be so enamored with such a loving doofy loser

my experience from living in the racism capital of Australia is that chopper was essentially our version of Joe the Plumber and everyone who unironically thought he was badass was even more of a doofy loving loser than him

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

maffew buildings posted:

There was a Japanese line? I just remember great chow til the ship went out then chicken nuggets and grilled cheese for dinner. Then the ship got back and the food got worse.

whoa did you only eat at the flight line galley hahaha

there was a main base galley where they had dfac standards on one line, and for lunchtime only, there was a japanese line that had ramen tuesday, curry rice wednesday etc it was really good

edit: but I mean I was with the air wing so I have no idea what Atsugi is like without 13,000 additional morons on base

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A school bus broke down and now here I am, stuck. :toot:

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

DownByTheWooter posted:

whoa did you only eat at the flight line galley hahaha

there was a main base galley where they had dfac standards on one line, and for lunchtime only, there was a japanese line that had ramen tuesday, curry rice wednesday etc it was really good

edit: but I mean I was with the air wing so I have no idea what Atsugi is like without 13,000 additional morons on base

I only ate at the main galley, when we were there lunch offerings were burgers and cheesesteaks. I guess that was part of an anti local cuisine initiative

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
A friend of mine was doing RAP and told me that he drove potential recruits on base for tours. Apparently this includes the DFAC. I thought they were trying to recruit dudes not scare them away.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Showing teenagers that they can cheeseburgers and whatnot for dirt cheap is probably pretty effective.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5UU2TxOcZs

have some John Carpenter with your gross rear end food

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgRVNjsuycQ

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
All credit where it's due this has been the source for my posts in the bump after taking a hit thread: American Nuclear Tests https://imgur.com/gallery/nAWM9

There are links to now galleries in there. Highly recommended.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

quote:

There are a number of people, including folks on SA, who talk of buying groceries from the store oneself as a basic task, and imply that anyone who cannot handle shopping for themselves is a shut-in. I bet that weird stigma about using a great service keeps a lot of people away.
:goonsay:

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Goddamn, we took some casualties tonight. What went down on this year's St Valentine's Day Massacre?

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Food poisoning from the mac n cheese.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

Food poisoning from the mac n cheese.

The clap, from Mac's "cheese"

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Ceiling fan posted:

Goddamn, we took some casualties tonight. What went down on this year's St Valentine's Day Massacre?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Jc_9lTObg

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5UU2TxOcZs

have some John Carpenter with your gross rear end food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JYDmo19to

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppZAXQZmvxw

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9V1IbSuS_U

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKDWHvMKcYQ

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 16, 2017

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Remember when we didn't have smart phones and we pooped with no internet at our fingertips?

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Currently pooping and technology is amazing.

I don't wanna go back to reading shampoo bottles.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

MurderBot posted:

Remember when we didn't have smart phones and we pooped with no internet at our fingertips?

I never let the Internet intrude on my pooping

always something in print

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



at the date posted:

I never let the Internet intrude on my pooping

always something in print

:sad:

O wait its at the date

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Kindle tablet to the rescue.

I remember the first time I played a cell phone game on the shitter. It was Snake on a Nokia around October 1999. I was at work.

Good times.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Had a good uncle day today

have some music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsPrINajncU

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Sun-Ra is awesome, but today is Wu-Tang Wednesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHnsDSh8-8w

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zG991SknA8

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECa8Py3pjow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Bi38M_ZTI

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the metal thread is hosed, should probably be put down then we can adopt a new one

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Kindle tablet to the rescue.

I remember the first time I played a cell phone game on the shitter. It was Snake on a Nokia around October 1999. I was at work.

Good times.

I loving owned at Snake. Then I got my Cingular 8125? with Windows Mobile and played about a million games of bubble breaker.

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