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wtf do immigrants have to do with anything about this people are so stupid lol
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:28 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 19:05 |
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Almonds use jillions of water so let's just plant some ammonds on the banks of the river upstream. Looks like this problem is solved you boys can go home
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:31 |
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Moridin920 posted:wtf do immigrants have to do with anything about this well maybe if humans hadn't immigrated themselves to the new world they wouldn't have built a dam there
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:33 |
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the water is mexicans, the emergency spillway is trump's wall
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:34 |
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boner confessor posted:the water is mexicans, the emergency spillway is trump's wall What's oroville then?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:36 |
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Psycho Society posted:What's oroville then? white daughters and or low wage manual labor, depending
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:36 |
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So I went to the fairgrounds in Chico (the city north of Oroville where everyone was told to go) this morning, it was surprisingly calm and actually felt like less traffic than normal around that area. The fairgrounds were almost full and had some people camping, and all the hotels I saw were packed. Caltrans had a single sign pickup on the highway saying where the road was closed. We also heard helicopters every hour or so last night headed south.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:53 |
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When can we start looting?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:55 |
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Katosabi posted:So I went to the fairgrounds in Chico (the city north of Oroville where everyone was told to go) this morning, it was surprisingly calm and actually felt like less traffic than normal around that area. The fairgrounds were almost full and had some people camping, and all the hotels I saw were packed. Caltrans had a single sign pickup on the highway saying where the road was closed. We also heard helicopters every hour or so last night headed south. This is exactly what will happen when the ruskies invade
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 19:59 |
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Katosabi posted:So I went to the fairgrounds in Chico (the city north of Oroville where everyone was told to go) this morning, it was surprisingly calm and actually felt like less traffic than normal around that area. The fairgrounds were almost full and had some people camping, and all the hotels I saw were packed. Caltrans had a single sign pickup on the highway saying where the road was closed. We also heard helicopters every hour or so last night headed south. Important question, are the BMX and go cart tracks open today?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 20:10 |
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Katosabi posted:So I went to the fairgrounds in Chico (the city north of Oroville where everyone was told to go) this morning, it was surprisingly calm and actually felt like less traffic than normal around that area. The fairgrounds were almost full and had some people camping, and all the hotels I saw were packed. Caltrans had a single sign pickup on the highway saying where the road was closed. We also heard helicopters every hour or so last night headed south. Smells like a government cover-up for something far more sinister. Or maybe they're testing the pliability of Americans to be put into camps for their own safety. Either way something sneaky is afoot, I guarantee it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 20:24 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:how weak do you have to be to get killed by water anyway any good adventurer invests enough ranks to score a 5 minimum on a swim check
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 20:24 |
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twit666 posted:When can we start looting? Last night according to the news. Sorry, they've already gotten all the Long John Silvers. You snooze, you lose.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 20:26 |
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a bone to pick posted:Perhaps you've heard of this giant area called "outer space"? checks out.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:02 |
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My aunt has been evacuated and is like "lol there's going to be nothing left". My uncle, her brother, went to his office and intends to stay so he can keep the servers running for his company's game poo poo. She's like "he's gonna die, good thing I'm getting all his money". I texted him a picture of that and he's going to find a lawyer who hasn't left town yet if he can so he can change his will
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:06 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:how weak do you have to be to get killed by water anyway yeah, even if you're caught out in the open you could just hold your breath until the flood's passed over you and the water subsides. people should do that instead of running round screaming and panicing and using their precious oxygen up.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:08 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:My aunt has been evacuated and is like "lol there's going to be nothing left". My uncle, her brother, went to his office and intends to stay so he can keep the servers running for his company's game poo poo. She's like "he's gonna die, good thing I'm getting all his money". I texted him a picture of that and he's going to find a lawyer who hasn't left town yet if he can so he can change his will Lol that's great
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:15 |
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If anything immigrants could be used instead of rock bags
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:15 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:yeah, even if you're caught out in the open you could just hold your breath until the flood's passed over you and the water subsides. people should do that instead of running round screaming and panicing and using their precious oxygen up. Surfers do that all the time! You just wait for the wave and dive under it!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:17 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:yeah, even if you're caught out in the open you could just hold your breath until the flood's passed over you and the water subsides. people should do that instead of running round screaming and panicing and using their precious oxygen up. Just follow the bubbles honey
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:21 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:If anything immigrants could be used instead of rock bags Just like everything else, immigrants would do a worse job.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:24 |
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i mean, if your first thought when you see the floodwaters is to run away, then you're going to be panting and out of breath when they catch you up and you'll drown quite quickly. If you take a single deep breath and firmly stand your ground, you'd have a much better chance of survival.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:24 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:i mean, if your first thought when you see the floodwaters is to run away, then you're going to be panting and out of breath when they catch you up and you'll drown quite quickly. If you take a single deep breath and firmly stand your ground, you'd have a much better chance of survival. I'd fire a few shots to let the water know I'm serious a bone to pick posted:Well, at least if it floods there's plenty of anchor babies to keep you in place. Lmao unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Feb 13, 2017 |
# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:25 |
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Well, at least if it floods there's plenty of anchor babies to keep you in place.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:28 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:My aunt has been evacuated and is like "lol there's going to be nothing left". My uncle, her brother, went to his office and intends to stay so he can keep the servers running for his company's game poo poo. She's like "he's gonna die, good thing I'm getting all his money". I texted him a picture of that and he's going to find a lawyer who hasn't left town yet if he can so he can change his will That is Oroville as gently caress.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:30 |
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lol and who is gonna notarize it??? Aunt gonna be rich.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:31 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:how weak do you have to be to get killed by water anyway I know right? Water is perfectly harmless! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5pljvuppzc
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:33 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol and who is gonna notarize it??? Aunt gonna be rich. I know more than one notary from Oroville. They are very much the type who would be inclined to stand their ground even as their trailer floats towards Marysville.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:35 |
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Growing up whenever we would interact with kids from other cities in the area it was always Oroville that everyone trashed on.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:37 |
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Did any Californians die yet??
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:37 |
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They should be evacuating people to the dam and hand out straws when they get there. If the 200k people evacuated get at least the recommended 1 gallon a day drank, then the water will recede in no time.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:39 |
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I've been drinking water everyday for years, I'm pretty sure I must've built up an immunity by now.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:41 |
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Dam update, The SacBee writes, water is flowing out of Lake Oroville's main spillway fast enough to cause lake levels to drop by up to 30 feet before the next storm Wednesday night. Officials hope that will be enough. Lake Oroville can fill fast during a big storm. During storms from Monday of last week through Friday, lake levels increased by 50 feet. The main factor in how fast the lake drains continues to be the condition of the main spillway. Officials said Monday morning that the main spillway had not further deteriorated despite huge outflows cascading over it Sunday afternoon and evening. The more water drained from the lake by the next storm, the less chance that the lake again will fill to the point that activates the emergency spillway. Erosion on the emergency spillway Sunday night created the need to evacuate nearly 200,000 people. With 100,000 cubic feet per second of water flowing out of the lake, lake levels were dropping about one foot every 3 hours on Monday morning, state figures show. That translates to a drop of about 120,000 acre-feet every 24 hours. At current pace, the lake will fall to about 400,000 acre-feet below its emergency spillway by Thursday morning. To get the lake back to the levels normally mandated for flood control, it would need to fall by about 700,000 acre-feet. Officials have more modest goals. They said Sunday night that they hope to drain the lake by 20 to 30 feet by the next storm. At current pace, they will hit that target. Better hope the Wednesday storm and rest of the week, isn't so rainy as the forecast expects.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:42 |
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Uncle got his poo poo done, now I'm getting his inheritance sent that to aunt, she's mad as gently caress and threatening his wellbeing. I love california. Who knows who he got to do it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:43 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Uncle got his poo poo done, now I'm getting his inheritance sent that to aunt, she's mad as gently caress and threatening his wellbeing.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:45 |
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Irradiation posted:Growing up whenever we would interact with kids from other cities in the area it was always Oroville that everyone trashed on. That's because only Oroville is big enough to have recognition. It's hard to clown on Thermalito when everyone thinks that's what Mexicans drink coffee out of.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:45 |
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Monos Bullet posted:They should be evacuating people to the dam and hand out straws when they get there. If the 200k people evacuated get at least the recommended 1 gallon a day drank, then the water will recede in no time. What happens when they need to pee.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:46 |
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exploded mummy posted:What happens when they need to pee. This is more tricky than I thought. Maybe they can pee into air tight bags and tie it down with a rock. Use the bags and any turds people take to help build the dam back up.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:52 |
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Walk to Bullards Bar and pee in the Yuba River watershed.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:54 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:how weak do you have to be to get killed by water anyway quote:Nothing in the world
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