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HairyNipple! posted:
Sign of the apocalypse #2,114 spotted.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A lot of the native wildlife didn't fare as well, the heat wave has been wiping out colonies of fruit bats Ah poo poo, that sucks. I know some people don't like the fruit bats, but as someone who grew up without them they will never cease to amaze me. Pick posted:Ok. Glad they're all right. Pet the gay boys for me. Yeah there's basically not much in life that beats a truly awesome cat, and orange dudecats have a massively inflated incidence of true awesomeness.
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Feb 13, 2017 13:21
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One of my neighbors had to move across country because her orange cat would come over to my house and chill out 24/7. One time the cat was sleeping in my bed when i woke up.
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Feb 13, 2017 13:33
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Sponge Baathist posted:One of my neighbors had to move across country because her orange cat would come over to my house and chill out 24/7. One time the cat was sleeping in my bed when i woke up. Dude. Free cat. What was the problem?
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Sponge Baathist posted:One of my neighbors had to move across country because her orange cat would come over to my house and chill out 24/7. One time the cat was sleeping in my bed when i woke up. So you actually believed this story she told you about why she was moving?
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Feb 13, 2017 14:16
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You'd want a change of scenery too if your cat started sleeping around with other people
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Feb 13, 2017 14:21
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AzureSkys posted:Aren't a lot of those glass eating stunts done by those regurgitator magician folks and have some sort of trick to it? Chewing it thoroughly really does grind it up into a sort of sand, though obviously it's not something you want entering your digestive system (much like real sand). He's just never practiced this so he's instead swallowing shards of glass and is probably going to need a hospital visit.
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Feb 13, 2017 14:26
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Those shards of glass gave me a serious case of shards of rear end.
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Feb 13, 2017 14:28
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:So you actually believed this story she told you about why she was moving? You think she actually did that and I didn't omit facts to fit the narrative?
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Feb 13, 2017 14:29
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The other bad thing is that since they're "light" bulbs he may eat more of them than normal and totally forget about the calories.
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Sponge Baathist posted:You think she actually did that and I didn't omit facts to fit the narrative? 
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Feb 13, 2017 14:36
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Solice Kirsk posted:The other bad thing is that since they're "light" bulbs he may eat more of them than normal and totally forget about the calories. 
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Feb 13, 2017 14:38
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Those shards of glass gave me a serious case of shards of rear end. You reminded me of the worst video ever where some well-greased fellow takes what looks like a jam jar up his rear end, and then it breaks, and he's awkwardly fishing out broken glass while the blood drips. And then someone made a version of the video with googly eyes and it was a terrible thing to laugh at.
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Feb 13, 2017 14:48
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Solice Kirsk posted:The other bad thing is that since they're "light" bulbs he may eat more of them than normal and totally forget about the calories. Literally one of the worst jokes I have ever read but I also cannot stop smiling about it either so good job
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Feb 13, 2017 14:52
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Sponge Baathist posted:One of my neighbors had to move across country because her orange cat would come over to my house and chill out 24/7. One time the cat was sleeping in my bed when i woke up. What is it with orange cats? Every story I've heard of a strange cat just wandering into someone's house and sleeping on their bed, and the one time it happened to me, has been an orange cat. What on earth instills that compulsion into them?
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Feb 13, 2017 15:14
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I saw a programme on the bbc where they put gps collars on cats to see where they went. In close knit communities where people live very near each other cats just don't see boundaries like we do. They go through each others cat flaps/windows etc and sleep where they want. Some cats were being fed by multiple different families during the day. Even if there are loads of cats that live near each other they will just get into a routine where they just each other while still visiting multiple houses and getting fed. They just leave scent marks to communicate with the others.
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Feb 13, 2017 15:23
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Those shards of glass gave me a serious case of shards of rear end. He's done a few followup videos of other stunts where he's sitting on the shitter describing how much worse it was having the stuff he'd swallowed for an earlier video make its way back out again. The glass shard followup video should be a doozy. Not that I'll watch either video, I don't want to encourage him to make more videos so I'm not going to add to his view count.
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Feb 13, 2017 15:34
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Nuebot posted:What is it with orange cats? Every story I've heard of a strange cat just wandering into someone's house and sleeping on their bed, and the one time it happened to me, has been an orange cat. What on earth instills that compulsion into them? I wish he would be my friend.
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Feb 13, 2017 15:50
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 [/quote] I had a kid do that when I was making GBS threads during a basketball championship game in high school. Never wanted to slap a child that much before.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-a7575951.html Better or worse than the borat one?
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Feb 13, 2017 16:41
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The schadenfreud is on anyone who thinks actual glass eaters eat actual glass. They eat sugar glass. Glass that is made out of sugar.
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Feb 13, 2017 16:58
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I don't think you understand what "schadenfreude" means.
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Two Feet From Bread posted:The schadenfreud is on anyone who thinks actual glass eaters eat actual glass. LA beast doesn't seem smart enough to realize that hth
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Jippa posted:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-a7575951.html We sincerely apologize to remind you of your legacy as history's most comically evil goblins
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Feb 13, 2017 17:11
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A Moose posted:I remember reading someone's account of dildoing themselves in the shower and getting it stuck, soemthing about how it opened their belly button(?) and got lodged against some cluster of nerves, paralyzing them from the waist down, and having their wife haul them to the car on a skateboard in front of their children and neighbors, and now he's permanently incontinent and everything. I remember the story you are talking about. He had a really, REALLY pretentious writing style (what sticks out to me was he would write " th' " instead of " the ") that made me wish bad things happened to him, while reading a story of a bad thing happening to him.
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Two Feet From Bread posted:The schadenfreud is on anyone who thinks actual glass eaters eat actual glass. Please do tell me how you think street performers mold fake light bulbs.  Sideshows ain't magic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbpCw5ZnP5o
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Feb 13, 2017 17:54
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He really pulls a rabbit out of the hat, I'm sure of it!
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Feb 13, 2017 17:56
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RareAcumen posted:He really pulls a rabbit out of the hat, I'm sure of it! It's actually just a giant marshmallow in the shape of a bunny. Sorry you've been lied to all your life.
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Is there a full video for this? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around what the kid in blue (who looks about as dim as LA Beast's lunch) was thinking. Baba Yaga Fanboy has a new favorite as of 18:45 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:Is there a full video for this? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around what the kid in blue (who looks about as dim as LA Beast's lunch) was thinking. The only video version I could find wasn't any longer that the gif version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaoSEVhh4bM Sounds like the guy taking a poo poo knows the kid?
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:Is there a full video for this? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around what the kid in blue (who looks about as dim as LA Beast's lunch) was thinking. He was thinking that someone had locked the door to the stall he needed to use and, rubbing all the brain cells a 8 year old has together, decided to investigate. Heck, kids that age are no strangers to locking stall doors then leaving by crawling under for a prank. Who's to say that adults don't pull that kind of prank all the time in every setting. Also, the guy filming might not have said anything to deter the kid, choosing instead to start recording a video because we live in a wild and wonderful future.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The only video version I could find wasn't any longer that the gif version Ah! That helps a bunch. I think the kid is just mentally challenged.
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I want to yell "World Star Hip Hop" but that kid looked happy at getting his rear end kicked.
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Nuebot posted:What is it with orange cats? Every story I've heard of a strange cat just wandering into someone's house and sleeping on their bed, and the one time it happened to me, has been an orange cat. What on earth instills that compulsion into them? An orange neighbor cat once crashed a big Halloween party I was throwing. It was a warm enough night that we left the back door open, and he just wandered in, made himself at home, and accepted pettings and head-scritches from all the partygoers. (He didn't try to move in though; he left when the party wound down.) The next day I brought my own cat home (I'd left him with my mom for the evening), and after he'd sniffed around a bit, he was furious with me, I guess for cheating on him with another cat. Didn't speak to me for days.
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You can jump backwards with a non-kinged checker?
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SinineSiil posted:This is good I thought only kings could jump backwards?
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Gounads posted:You can jump backwards with a non-kinged checker? Solice Kirsk posted:I thought only kings could jump backwards? I wondered about that too so I looked it up. Apparently there are a bunch of different checkers variants out there. Judging by the weird 10x10 board, this one is International draughts, which does allow backward captures.
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