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I know we say this a lot in this thread but for real no joke I am laughing at stuff that gets posted in this thread every day, which is more than I can say about any other SA thread I've ever read.
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Feb 13, 2017 20:45
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Tiny Lowtax posted:You guys ready for an early lol? please be real dont toy with my tender heart lol
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Minimalist Program posted:the more you look at it the more it looks like somebody photoshopped another face onto a very pale fat mans body, poorly. FAKE PHOTO! lol
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Minimalist Program posted:I know we say this a lot in this thread but for real no joke I am laughing at stuff that gets posted in this thread every day, which is more than I can say about any other SA thread I've ever read. oh we're all right there with you, he's so obviously terrible at being president that it's loving comical. If you wrote an 80s comedy about a dumb ugly trust fund baby becoming the president and you just took what was happening here and what's being said here, critics would pan the movie for being entirely unrealistic. politics has basically never been this funny or interesting ever before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY
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I'll never not be able to see this when Trump smiles thanks to this thread
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Saw this over the weekend even though it isn't new, chortled. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-doctor-wrote-health-letter-just-5-minutes-limo-waited-n638526 quote:Donald Trump's personal physician said he wrote a letter declaring Trump would be the healthiest president in history in just five minutes while a limo sent by the candidate waited outside his Manhattan office. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/672401996826206208 quote:"I think I picked up his kind of language and then just interpreted it to my own," Bornstein said. didn't really know which bit to bold
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lol at his responses after the canada round table <obvious questions about canadian border and national security> "i won by a lot of electoral college votes"
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OMGVBFLOL posted:please be real Very real my friend
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Thirsty Girl posted:lol at his responses after the canada round table What?! Really? lol
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"c'mon Shinzo!" I am loving dying are you god drat kidding me
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good thing he literally slathers his entire face in orange makeup, it would look weird otherwise
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Zorodius posted:good thing he literally slathers his entire face in orange makeup, it would look weird otherwise actually it would, because he has rosacea lol https://rosacea-support.org/trump-takes-tetracycline-for-rosacea.html
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Feb 13, 2017 21:05
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Goa Tse-tung posted:actually it would, because he has rosacea lol *looking at concealers at the super market* "hhmm. orange. i'll take orange. this is the right colour"
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Feb 13, 2017 21:09
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So this is the second time in 30 years Republicans nominate and then elect a dimentia addled old white man to the presidency, by my count
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:I'll never not be able to see this
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Feb 13, 2017 21:14
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Some rando Mar-a-Lago visitor posted a pic of himself with Rick, the guy in charge of carrying the nuclear codes. Here's Rick with the nucular briefcase:  update: these pics are no longer on facebook lol
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Yer Burnt posted:Some rando Mar-a-Lago visitor posted a pic of himself with Rick, the guy in charge of carrying the nuclear codes. Theres more, The user also posted several pictures of President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump, which are tagged at his private residence Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Fla. He also posted pictures that appear to show Trump and Japanese Prime Minister discussing confidential national security information about a North Korean missile test in the public dining room at Mar-a-Lago. The existence of the nuclear football isn't classified. Still, the pictures raise questions about the access enjoyed by Mar-a-Lago members, who have seen their annual membership fee double to $200,000 since Trump won the presidency. lol, trumps gonna get us all killed.
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Yer Burnt posted:Some rando Mar-a-Lago visitor posted a pic of himself with Rick, the guy in charge of carrying the nuclear codes. "But her emai" *body disintegrates into elemental particles *
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Someone please tell me the briefcase is useless by itself because that's a lol too far for me
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unpacked robinhood posted:Someone please tell me the briefcase is useless by itself because that's a lol too far for me
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unpacked robinhood posted:Someone please tell me the briefcase is useless by itself because that's a lol too far for me If 24 has taught me anything it's that terrorists will try to steal the nuclear football
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lololllolololololoolloloollololololololoololololo These are chaotic and anxious days inside the National Security Council, the traditional center of management for a president’s dealings with an uncertain world. Three weeks into the Trump administration, council staff members get up in the morning, read President Trump’s Twitter posts and struggle to make policy to fit them. Most are kept in the dark about what Mr. Trump tells foreign leaders in his phone calls. Some staff members have turned to encrypted communications to talk with their colleagues, after hearing that Mr. Trump’s top advisers are considering an “insider threat” program that could result in monitoring cellphones and emails for leaks. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/12/us/politics/national-security-council-turmoil.html?ref=politics The media is calling a reign of fear now, Trump’s reign of fear may soon get a whole lot worse. Here’s what to look for. https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2017/02/13/trumps-reign-of-fear-may-soon-get-a-whole-lot-worse-heres-what-to-look-for/ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa
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holy loving poo poo Lime Tonics posted:Some staff members have turned to encrypted communications to talk with their colleagues, after hearing that Mr. Trump’s top advisers are considering an “insider threat” program that could result in monitoring cellphones and emails for leaks. we have become that nation haven't we, that one we all laugh at from our nice boring democracy here, when we hear about the crackpot leader who's paranoid and crazy and has a staff trying to keep him reigned in, all the while looking like a giant joke to the world it's us lmao
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Like can he quietly go crazy one night and target something by himself using only the briefcase or does he need to call general XXX first and ask if he'd be able to hit whoever pissed him and then confirm the strike using the device e: this is the lol thread I don't know what I'm doing. I ll google this
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I'm thinking this miller character really really wishes he could be physically intimidating to people but he's never been able to accomplish that even once in his whole life like even old ladies or kindergarteners wouldn't be afraid of him physically and the knowledge eats away at him inside
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Feb 13, 2017 21:36
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Lime Tonics posted:The existence of the nuclear football isn't classified. Still, the pictures raise questions about the access enjoyed by Mar-a-Lago members, who have seen their annual membership fee double to $200,000 since Trump won the presidency. lmao Code Jockey posted:it's us
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Tiny Lowtax posted:You guys ready for an early lol? http://www.snopes.com/2017/02/13/trump-inauguration-poster-error/ its a lol but tbf he didnt make the poster heself
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unpacked robinhood posted:Like can he quietly go crazy one night and target something by himself using only the briefcase or does he need to call general XXX first and ask if he'd be able to hit whoever pissed him and then confirm the strike using the device Bloomberg did a good write up on this not too long ago if anyone else is wondering. https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/graphics/2016-nuclear-weapon-launch/
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the powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned
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Lol look at the loving doofus that my beloved home elected leader of the free world... loving lol
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New xcom thinmen looking a bit too "uncanny valley" for me.
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Look at this Bonk's Adventure-rear end motherfuckin' peckerwood.
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The man is a less intimidating, uglier version of Pee Wee Herman.my new dog posted:http://www.snopes.com/2017/02/13/trump-inauguration-poster-error/ It's even more lol that he not only can't spell, he has multiple staff members who wouldn't notice an error like that, right now running a country.
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Farmers are going to get owned even more, Mexico ready to retaliate by hurting American corn farmers "I'm going to send a bill for the corn that we are buying in the Midwest and...change to Brazil or Argentina," Rios Piter, 43, told told CNN's Leyla Santiago on Sunday at an anti-Trump protest in Mexico City. He added: It's a "good way to tell them that this hostile relationship has consequences, hope that it changes." American corn goes into a lot of the country's food. In Mexico City, from fine dining restaurants to taco stands on the street, corn-based favorites like tacos can be found everywhere. America is also the world's largest producer and exporter of corn. American corn shipments to Mexico have catapulted since NAFTA, a free trade deal signed between Mexico, America and Canada. American farmers sent $2.4 billion of corn to Mexico in 2015, the most recent year of available data. In 1995, the year after NAFTA became law, corn exports to Mexico were a mere $391 million. http://www.abc15.com/news/national/mexico-ready-to-retaliate-by-hurting-american-corn-farmers lol, just, lol
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Code Jockey posted:holy loving poo poo America, You Look Like an Arab Country Right Now http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/america-you-look-like-an-arab-country-right-now-214678
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Hmmm. I just don't see what candidate I could've voted for who would've promised me peace of mind AND tortillas. Oh well time to die
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Moridin920 posted:Bloomberg did a good write up on this not too long ago if anyone else is wondering. quote:The encoded and encrypted message is only about 150 characters long, about the length of a tweet. Lmao holy poo poo we are hosed
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