TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/831234703764119554

The senate is literally going to grind to a halt.

I'm okay with this :shrug:

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:27

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 05:11

Pf. Hikikomoriarty: Feb 15, 2003; RO YNSHO; Slippery Tilde

Here is a Stephen Miller story that my friend told me:

They lived in the same dorm their freshman year. The birthday of one of the custodial staff was approaching and so the students decided to get her a card. Not only did Stephen Miller object to this, he went around lobbying all his classmates not to sign the card. Years later he wrote one of his crazy rear end columns about it.

Apparently he felt that a birthday card was really condescending or something.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb!

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Business Gorillas posted:

I'm okay with this

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:27

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

They need Friday to travel. It makes sense to me

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:29

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Mort posted:

Here is a Stephen Miller story that my friend told me:

They lived in the same dorm their freshman year. The birthday of one of the custodial staff was approaching and so the students decided to get her a card. Not only did Stephen Miller object to this, he went around lobbying all his classmates not to sign the card. Years later he wrote one of his crazy rear end columns about it.

Apparently he felt that a birthday card was really condescending or something.

wtf

another one of those articles said he wrote a column saying that students shouldn't have to put trash in receptacles because the custodians were paid to clean it up.

dude just really hates janitors.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:29

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

they should slavishly work til they die like the rest of us

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:30

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Mort posted:

Here is a Stephen Miller story that my friend told me:

They lived in the same dorm their freshman year. The birthday of one of the custodial staff was approaching and so the students decided to get her a card. Not only did Stephen Miller object to this, he went around lobbying all his classmates not to sign the card. Years later he wrote one of his crazy rear end columns about it.

Apparently he felt that a birthday card was really condescending or something.

Hell at this point I'll just go back in time and give him a handie

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:30

Wall Is Life: Sep 29, 2015; #NoBanNoWall

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/831237446016856064

for the consideration of the thread

This seems like a very bad legal strategy. The 9th circuit is one of the most liberal and an en banc hearing likely won't be favorable.

A supreme court decision is at least a 50/50 bet

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:31

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Trump racking up those frequent flyer miles like a true baller

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:31

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Mort posted:

Here is a Stephen Miller story that my friend told me:

They lived in the same dorm their freshman year. The birthday of one of the custodial staff was approaching and so the students decided to get her a card. Not only did Stephen Miller object to this, he went around lobbying all his classmates not to sign the card. Years later he wrote one of his crazy rear end columns about it.

Apparently he felt that a birthday card was really condescending or something.

lmao i hope thats real

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:31

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

CommanderApaul posted:

I know there have been cases of the President misplacing the biscuit, and that being a pretty serious issue.

my personal favorite was when jimmy carter left it in the pocket of a suit jacket he sent to the dry cleaners

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:32

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

comingafteryouall posted:

wtf

another one of those articles said he wrote a column saying that students shouldn't have to put trash in receptacles because the custodians were paid to clean it up.

dude just really hates janitors.

i used to work as a janitor (kinda, I had perks normal janitors didn't get) and most people are pretty chill, that said the assholes who treat you like a flesh rooms are the worst and need to strung up something fierce?

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:32

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

quote:

In 2014, current White House chief strategist Stephen K. Bannon told a gathering of European conservatives that "we, the Judeo-Christian West, really have to look at what [Putin]�s talking about as far as traditionalism goes � particularly the sense of where it supports the underpinnings of nationalism."

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:32

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Nonsense posted:

There are several goons who still defend Penn State and the actions of its student body

i worked with a penn state alumni whom i ran into a few months back after not seeing her for four years. She had a little daughter that was two years old. She taught her daughter to do the "WE ARE! PENN STATE!" chant and was doing it in the middle of the checkout line at ikea. pretty creepy. PSU is a cult.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:35

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Wall Is Life posted:

This seems like a very bad legal strategy. The 9th circuit is one of the most liberal and an en banc hearing likely won't be favorable.

A supreme court decision is at least a 50/50 bet

Well you can't get to SCOTUS unless a circuit hears it (I think there may have been some situation where you can appeal for relief directly, but I don't know it)

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:35

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

CommanderApaul posted:

I know there have been cases of the President misplacing the biscuit, and that being a pretty serious issue.

With everything coming out about Trump's lack of attention span, I really wonder if he's capable of memorizing, daily, which location on the card is the actual code.

sir

SIR

that's, uhh, not the code. That's the number for domino's pizza

YOU THINK I DONT KNOW HOW THE NUCULER FOOTBALL WORKS YOU LOW RENT PEON? YOURE FIRED

sir?

uh sir, that's the cashier, he doesn't work for you. Maybe we should do this after we leave mcdonald's

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:35

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Mort posted:

Here is a Stephen Miller story that my friend told me:

They lived in the same dorm their freshman year. The birthday of one of the custodial staff was approaching and so the students decided to get her a card. Not only did Stephen Miller object to this, he went around lobbying all his classmates not to sign the card. Years later he wrote one of his crazy rear end columns about it.

Apparently he felt that a birthday card was really condescending or something.

holy poo poo he is a loving scumbag

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:36

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/commietantric/status/830933719108165632

jeb, please save us

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:36

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

They might be stalling for Gorsuch

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:36

HorseRenoir: Dec 25, 2011; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/rorycooper/status/831145622275227649

I hope Trump livestreams the upcoming white house staffer deathmatches

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:36

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Shageletic posted:

Trump Administration: "Maybe this Putin guy is onto something here"

Bannon goes: Yea, Nationalism~

Trump goes: Yea, Hypercapitalism

and then they glare at each other

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:36

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

CommanderApaul posted:

I know there have been cases of the President misplacing the biscuit, and that being a pretty serious issue.

With everything coming out about Trump's lack of attention span, I really wonder if he's capable of memorizing, daily, which location on the card is the actual code.

You actually believe there's someone whom, every day, tells Trump which is the correct code on a card full of codes that will end the world.

And Trump recognizes this gesture and even for one iota of a second understands that what he's being told is the code that will end the world, and that he's expected to remember this for the next 24 hours.

you actually believe this?

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:37

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 361 days!

It's kinda crazy how much you can accurately read into and judge a person solely based on how they treat 'the help'

no sarcasm, it's scary accurate

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:37

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Shageletic posted:

http://www.aftenposten.no/kultur/Min-middag-med-Steve-Bannon-614904b.html

In which Steve Bannon argues that war is the only solution for Europe. (Google translate should work well enough)

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:37

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

They might be stalling for Gorsuch

Kennedy would throw this order in the trash.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:37

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

millers!!!

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:37

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i'm setting the o/u on trump inviting all the republicans in the senate to mar-a-lago to march 15

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:38

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

HorseRenoir posted:

https://twitter.com/rorycooper/status/831145622275227649

I hope Trump livestreams the upcoming white house staffer deathmatches

The west lawn thunderdome is gonna be good.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:38

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Mort posted:

Here is a Stephen Miller story that my friend told me:

They lived in the same dorm their freshman year. The birthday of one of the custodial staff was approaching and so the students decided to get her a card. Not only did Stephen Miller object to this, he went around lobbying all his classmates not to sign the card. Years later he wrote one of his crazy rear end columns about it.

Apparently he felt that a birthday card was really condescending or something.

what race was she

no, let me guess

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:38

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

comingafteryouall posted:

wtf

another one of those articles said he wrote a column saying that students shouldn't have to put trash in receptacles because the custodians were paid to clean it up.

dude just really hates janitors.

as a former janitor it is now my life's mission to stuff miller in a trashcan and roll him off of mount rushmore

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:38

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Al! posted:

what race was she

no, let me guess

Dukies

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:39

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

i can't really think of an american gladiators event i would expect bannon to win

id pay money for a chance to shoot tennis balls at miller though

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:39

The_Raven: Jul 2, 2004; Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?

Pollyanna posted:

poo poo, this might be what he's aiming for. making his position a figurehead and letting the Nazi run things for him. we have to boot Bannon out of the white house.

Why are you surprised? This is what Kasich was talking about months ago when Butt-Head Jr. offered him the shadow presidency. Now it's gonna be Bannon, and Pence can go gently caress himself.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:40

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

It's kinda crazy how much you can accurately read into and judge a person solely based on how they treat 'the help'

no sarcasm, it's scary accurate

If monkeys and dogs observe someone NOT helping another person struggling with a task, they will shun the dickhead if given the choice.

humans went wrong once we could communicate with each other without seeing each other. made this evolutionary quirk that builds up social bonds completely useless.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:40

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Rah! posted:

as a former janitor it is now my life's mission to stuff miller in a trashcan and roll him off of mount rushmore

I was a stock clerk with janitorial duties and I want to help.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:40

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

ugh john oliver is like
such a cuck

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.