alex jones thread is broken, like the power of the globalist agenda

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

I'm almost certain it isn't.

I'm gonna buy some! I really need to support alex jones more

# ? Feb 12, 2017 22:48

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

His coffee is how he brainwashes people

# ? Feb 12, 2017 22:53

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Baloogan posted:

Jones FOR IT!

# ? Feb 13, 2017 00:07

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

gonna put my alex jones coffee on the shelf next to my david lynch coffee

# ? Feb 13, 2017 00:27

Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

Baloogan posted:

All for the low price of 20 dollars a pound.

# ? Feb 13, 2017 03:23

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

posted this in trump thread, but it deserves immortalization here too

# ? Feb 13, 2017 07:02

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

posted this in trump thread, but it deserves immortalization here too

this is amazing, just in case you did not know

# ? Feb 13, 2017 11:39

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

anyone else get creeped by all the illuminati vibes beyonce's grammy performance was giving off? :whitewater:

# ? Feb 13, 2017 14:54

Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

Ok my bag arrived Sunday off Amazon and there was a TINY HOLE CUT IN THE BOTTOM WHAT THE gently caress, I bet it was adulterated w/ flouride.

Coffee was good, small cocoa notes with flavors of nuts, good example of Chiapas coffee. There was also cardamon b/c I used the coffee grinder to grind up cardamon over the holidays and I can't loving get the microparticles out so everything has a very faint cardamon smell now. I believe this is the fault of the illuminati.

I'll let you all know if I turn into a gay frog

Brother Friendship posted:

All for the low price of 20 dollars a pound.

$25 w/ shipping and handling! One of my buddies brought over Black Rifle coffee, so currently my coffee shelf is Black Rifle Coffee, Berserker Blend, and Wake Up America Patriot Blend, I need to tell Alexa to play an USA! USA! USA! chant every morning when I turn the coffee pot on at this point.

edit: I drink my coffee black b/c only nazis drink milk

Laphroaig has issued a correction as of 18:41 on Feb 13, 2017

# ? Feb 13, 2017 18:38

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
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Gay Frogs

# ? Feb 13, 2017 21:55

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcbasIb8lQ

# ? Feb 13, 2017 23:07

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Sir Tonk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcbasIb8lQ

the original pepes

# ? Feb 13, 2017 23:29

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Darkman Fanpage posted:

the original pepes

Tastes bad man

# ? Feb 14, 2017 02:44

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Alex Jones: A Bigger Piece of poo poo Than You Might Think

http://mediamatters.org/video/2017/...ake-your/215330

ALEX JONES (HOST): Get into some of the people freaking out and flipping out at the Grammys. Here it is.

JENNIFER LOPEZ (VIDEO): This is precisely the time when artists go to work. There is no time for despair.

JONES: Stop, stop, stop. Back it up, back it up. Who is this? Who is this tart? I forget who she is. J-Lo. So again, giant corporate people making hundreds of millions of dollars, up there with their perfect manicured everything. All the leftists from these big foundations, where 1 or 2 percent of the money goes to the Africans.

And they hoard the money for themselves, like you know, the Clintons and Oprah, and all the rest of it. And she�s up there, �Oh and we just gotta do something, it�s we�re so oppressed, it�s all so horrible, what will�-- Yes, let�s critique this -- �it�s so terrible, what are we, it�s so [unintelligible] and Trump wants to build factories for poor people.�

He doesn�t want to bring people in from Somalia where women are sold on slave box. Why don�t you go to Somalia for five minutes, lady, you�ll be gang raped so fast it�ll make your head spin.

# ? Feb 14, 2017 12:57

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Feb 14, 2017 13:46

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Cardboard Box A posted:

Alex Jones: A Bigger Piece of poo poo Than You Might Think

http://mediamatters.org/video/2017/...ake-your/215330

ALEX JONES (HOST): Get into some of the people freaking out and flipping out at the Grammys. Here it is.

JENNIFER LOPEZ (VIDEO): This is precisely the time when artists go to work. There is no time for despair.

JONES: Stop, stop, stop. Back it up, back it up. Who is this? Who is this tart? I forget who she is. J-Lo. So again, giant corporate people making hundreds of millions of dollars, up there with their perfect manicured everything. All the leftists from these big foundations, where 1 or 2 percent of the money goes to the Africans.

And they hoard the money for themselves, like you know, the Clintons and Oprah, and all the rest of it. And she�s up there, �Oh and we just gotta do something, it�s we�re so oppressed, it�s all so horrible, what will�-- Yes, let�s critique this -- �it�s so terrible, what are we, it�s so [unintelligible] and Trump wants to build factories for poor people.�

He doesn�t want to bring people in from Somalia where women are sold on slave box. Why don�t you go to Somalia for five minutes, lady, you�ll be gang raped so fast it�ll make your head spin.

It's almost as if people go insane trying to figure out what the problem is, when they're not allowed to consider class or capitalism.

# ? Feb 14, 2017 13:55

Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

http://reflectionofmind.org/alien-u...r-system-video/

quote:

Alien UFO Invasion Fleet Will Reach Earth In September 2017, Trump Allegedly Warns Putin After NASA Detected �Miles-Wide� Armada Of Spaceships That Entered Our Solar System (VIDEO)

BUT WAIT

http://www.naturalnews.com/2017-02-12-ufo-experts-warn-of-cosmic-false-flag-event-claiming-deep-state-will-fake-alien-invasion.html

quote:

UFO experts warn of �cosmic false flag� event, claiming deep state will fake alien invasion to achieve totalitarian control over humanity

MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN INVASION

F A L S E

F L A G

!!!

!!!

I love the stinger:

quote:

Is any of this true? That�s for you to decide. Just make sure the things you believe have a basis in fact and aren�t elaborate hoaxes, illusions or deceptions you�ve been tricked into believing. If any of the warnings cited above turn out to be true, discernment is about to become a crucial survival skill.

lol thats not gonna help ur target demo, 'naturalnews' dot com

also this is the plot to the watchmen comic

Laphroaig has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Feb 14, 2017

# ? Feb 14, 2017 16:46

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

20 years later haha

Don't commit suicide because of something you heard on ~~Art Bell~~ Alex Jones

God is greater

# ? Feb 15, 2017 01:58

420 Gank Mid: Dec 26, 2008; WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Mc Do Well posted:

Don't commit suicide because of something you heard in a cult

# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:37

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's almost as if people go insane trying to figure out what the problem is, when they're not allowed to consider class or capitalism.

Yeah I listened to the entire Alex Jones interview on the Joe Rogan podcast and this was my exact takeaway from it. It's like they're trying to put a puzzle together but some of the pieces are missing so they cram in anything that looks like it might fit.

They're not the only ones too. Infowars is up to 7.3 million monthly uniques in the US. People know the system is rigged against them and they know the media lies to them and when they go looking for answers this is what they find. It's so frustrating too because it feels like these people could be reached with an anti-capitalist message but I have no idea how. I made the mistake of talking to this Infowars guy I know about some very basic anti-capitalist stuff without using any of the scare words and all it got me was a 10 minute lecture on George Soros.

# ? Feb 15, 2017 20:31

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Stale Saltines posted:

Yeah I listened to the entire Alex Jones interview on the Joe Rogan podcast and this was my exact takeaway from it. It's like they're trying to put a puzzle together but some of the pieces are missing so they cram in anything that looks like it might fit.

They're not the only ones too. Infowars is up to 7.3 million monthly uniques in the US. People know the system is rigged against them and they know the media lies to them and when they go looking for answers this is what they find. It's so frustrating too because it feels like these people could be reached with an anti-capitalist message but I have no idea how. I made the mistake of talking to this Infowars guy I know about some very basic anti-capitalist stuff without using any of the scare words and all it got me was a 10 minute lecture on George Soros.

Did you at least try pointing out that George Soros is a capitalist, and manipulating the media is a hobby for almost every billionaire?

# ? Feb 15, 2017 20:44

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Did you at least try pointing out that George Soros is a capitalist, and manipulating the media is a hobby for almost every billionaire?

Yeah when he brought up Soros I started in with that but he just took it as me saying "yes I too think he is the Arch Bad Guy who pulls all the strings, please tell me more" and he just kinda brain dumped me with every bad thing he could think of that Soros had ever done. I think maybe that's what makes it so frustrating. It's very difficult to get an anti-establishment message across to people who already see themselves as anti-establishment, because if you aren't already on the same page as them they'll just write you off as another part of the establishments. That's why their enemies are this big conglomerate group of globalists, communists, corporations, radical Islam, shadow governments, etc.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:15

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

The only frontier which has ever existed is the self.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:22

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Stale Saltines posted:

Yeah when he brought up Soros I started in with that but he just took it as me saying "yes I too think he is the Arch Bad Guy who pulls all the strings, please tell me more" and he just kinda brain dumped me with every bad thing he could think of that Soros had ever done. I think maybe that's what makes it so frustrating. It's very difficult to get an anti-establishment message across to people who already see themselves as anti-establishment, because if you aren't already on the same page as them they'll just write you off as another part of the establishments. That's why their enemies are this big conglomerate group of globalists, communists, corporations, radical Islam, shadow governments, etc.

They're ideologically committed to capitalism because of American cultural indoctrination, so there's very little chance of getting through to them. Figures like Jones are particularly committed because they're entrepreneurs themselves, so they're committed to that class interest even if they don't believe in (economic) class stratification. They're convinced that the problem is that the system has just been taken over by bad actors, and if we could just get rid of those evil people who want to dominate us for nefarious purposes then a billion yellow flowers would bloom under the light of true capitalist freedom. They obsess over insanely dramatic conspiracy theories while their leader makes nice with Peter Thiel, a billionaire who wanted to literally drain the blood of the youth to extend his life. You couldn't ask for a more ready group of useful idiots.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:22