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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ehud posted:

We have a mod?!

I didn't vote for him.


#notmymoderator

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



whiteyfats posted:

I didn't vote for him.


#notmymoderator

We need the strong firm hand of a despot willing to cull through the report list and talk about gardening and home remodeling with the other 30-somethings they wrangle to be mods.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kalli posted:

We need the strong firm hand of a despot willing to cull through the report list and talk about gardening and home remodeling with the other 30-somethings they wrangle to be mods.

I'm closer to 40 than 35, I could whip these fuckers into shape!

(then humble them the old country way.)

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Ehud posted:

We have a mod?!

SCATTER

SCATTER

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
:ninja:



tony homo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
His name isn't with Hand Knit's, so it doesn't count until then.


:ohdear:

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

GaussianCopula posted:

Bennett is happy when he wins - which is why he had no friction in NE. Once his team loses, the finger pointing starts.

Martellus Bennett loved the giants too and held out until the last second after his year there in an attempt to re-sign. The only reason he left was because jerry Reese didn't even attempt to bring him back.

I guess that's what happens when eli made nfl players out of Kevin boss and jake Ballard before him, Reese sought out cheaper and cheaper alternatives at tight end every season. Then you wake up one day with Larry donnell penciled in as the starter and wonder how you got to this point.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I was curious who would accept the job.

Hello new mod whoever you are. Don't MV this place up please. And don't stalk anyone. You'll be the best mod we've ever had

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Andrew Luck is the 4th best QB the Indianapolis Colts have ever had.

Harbaugh, George, and Hogeboom

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Feb 14, 2017

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Amy Pole Her posted:

I was curious who would accept the job.

Hello new mod whoever you are. Don't MV this place up please. And don't stalk anyone. You'll be the best mod we've ever had

Dude Intruder is RIGHT there!

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

the colts will never be as successful a franchise as the patriots even if brady and bill retire today

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Elephanthead posted:

Andrew Luck is the 4th best QB the Indianapolis Colts have ever had.

1. Peyton Manning
2. Future Hall of Famer Kerry Collins
3. Johnny Unitas
4. Luck

Checks out.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
The Colts... suck?

Congrats, Athanatos

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Athanatos posted:

2. Future Hall of Famer Kerry Collins

I didn't realize Jack Daniels had a Hall of Fame.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Jim Harbaugh got the Colds closer to the Super Bowl than Andrew Luck has. Just needed Aaron Bailey to catch a ball on his lap.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Andrew Luck is the most above average quarterback to be treated like a god

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Andrew Suck, QB, Indianapolis Colds

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Andrew Luck is the most above average quarterback to be treated like a god

Mathew Stafford.

Oh wait you said above average

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

CharlestheHammer posted:

Mathew Stafford.

Oh wait you said above average

Yeah not excellent, idiot.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Yeah not excellent, idiot.

Excellent at missing the playoffs it's true.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Andrew luck will never win a super bowl playing for Indy and his contract will keep them in mediocrity as long as he's there.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

ketchup vs catsup posted:

Andrew luck will never win a super bowl playing for Indy and his contract will keep them in mediocrity as long as he's there.

His contract isn't the problem.

Though it will end the same.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Unless Andrew Luck's contract says he gets to pick who they draft and sign in free agency, then no, I don't think it's the problem.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
If that had been a clause in his rookie contract they probably wouldn't have done worse

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

CharlestheHammer posted:

Excellent at missing the playoffs it's true.

They made the playoffs this last season you monster.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
"Made"..."Backed In"...tomatoe tomato

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Bad Moon posted:

If that had been a clause in his rookie contract they probably wouldn't have done worse

Would have ended up with 100 Stanford guys...Which they did anyhow

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bad Moon posted:

If that had been a clause in his rookie contract they probably wouldn't have done worse

This made me look at who were the top players drafted each year from Stanford, and hmm....

2013 - Zach Ertz, TE
2014 - Trent Murphy, DE
2015 - Andrus Peat, T
2016 - Joshua Garnett, G

That looks like an... okay list?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Detroit_Dogg posted:

They made the playoffs this last season you monster.

making the playoffs by winning the afc south doesn't count

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

evilweasel posted:

making the playoffs by winning the afc south doesn't count

He's talking about Stafford

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Bears ruined the NFL season. Abolish the Bears.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Chargers dumped me

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

a neat cape posted:

He's talking about Stafford

whoops

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Honestly surprised there was no punishment for this:

https://twitter.com/seattletimes/status/831639454272086016

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

whypick1 posted:

Honestly surprised there was no punishment for this:

https://twitter.com/seattletimes/status/831639454272086016

*logs into LWB account*

Roger doesn't want to be put in the position of handing the Lombardi to another team that's gonna spit in his face when the Seahawks go 19-0 nex year

*sails off to Coupons*

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Detroit_Dogg posted:

They made the playoffs this last season you monster.

If only they could have won a game... for Calvin

whypick1 posted:

Honestly surprised there was no punishment for this:

https://twitter.com/seattletimes/status/831639454272086016

Can't wait for Pete to pull a Bellichick and list every player as Questionable

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Athanatos posted:

1. Peyton Manning
2. Future Hall of Famer Kerry Collins
3. Johnny Unitas
4. Luck

Checks out.

Intruder took vengeance upon an AFC South bro. :stare:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







athanatos wtf are you thinking

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


AFCS bias I guess :rolleyes:

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DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Intruder posted:

I wish the Patriots stupid "You can play here for less and win or go get paid somewhere else" poo poo would blow up in their faces instead of them replacing departures with nobodies who suddenly blossom year after loving year

I wish that, as well.

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