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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
women perform the biggest labor of all...........childbirth

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Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011

a neat cape posted:

Why does the guy have to do everything

Friggen women, right?

Look, I don't want to have to give myself a sobbing handjob. There's women for that.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Just some nice sushi and marital sex tonight.

We'll be going out to a live MST3K-style event in RI to see Trace Beaulieu and TVs Frank riff on a bad movie on Thursday though.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

women perform the biggest labor of all...........childbirth

Look, man, I'm sure childbirth is rough but consider how much getting kicked in the balls hurts

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
At least men and women can all unite in how purple nurples hurt equally.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Thaddius the Large posted:

At least men and women can all unite in how purple nurples hurt equally.

What if your lady is into that though?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Ross, you told me to tell you if I wanted help on places to eat in San Diego. I ask for places to eat in San Diego and you ignore me?

Ross, I do not choo choo choose you on this day of Valentine :colbert:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

Ross, you told me to tell you if I wanted help on places to eat in San Diego. I ask for places to eat in San Diego and you ignore me?

Ross, I do not choo choo choose you on this day of Valentine :colbert:

I am at work and when I get home I will give you a full writeup with pictures

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

I am at work and when I get home I will give you a full writeup with pictures

Ok, I change my mind...I do choo choo choose you :allears:

(thanks)

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
My girlfriend was working until 4 AM this morning (helping deliver a dang baby no less) and I am working until oh like 8 PM so we will not be seeing each other today, like every other weekday because I work too dang much because the legal industry is dumb and her schedule is unpredictable.

Hooray.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Space is healthy.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Space is healthy.

Space will kill you, unless you are a tardigrade. Are you a tardigrade?

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
I almost got fired today but I only have a few months to go before I can dust off my current gig so I think i'll live anyway.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

What did you do?

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Diqnol posted:

What did you do?

Showed up for work dressed as Cupid.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I hate you, Jed York. My valentine is anyone who shares that opinion.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I hate you, Jed York. My valentine is anyone who shares that opinion.

*gives you a great big hug, but bent forward at the waist, so my nether regions are at least a foot away from yours*

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Diqnol posted:

What did you do?

He's Sean Spicer

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Chichevache posted:

*gives you a great big hug, but bent forward at the waist, so my nether regions are at least a foot away from yours*

I appreciate you keeping your genitals away from me, Chiche.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Something reminded me of the chickencheese thread and now I miss it. I think I might go get stuff to make myself a nice chickencheese tomorrow night.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Grittybeard posted:

Something reminded me of the chickencheese thread and now I miss it. I think I might go get stuff to make myself a nice chickencheese tomorrow night.

Oh god, haha that was great. I was actually only aware of it because at the time I was following the cigar thread, and a regular there was the challenger that resulted in the renaming of the sub-forum.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I think my favorite was the car forum guy who cooked his sandwich on his giant fuckoff military truck's manifold.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010



i'm ready

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

i need this

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Athanatos already got it.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Is there a mod cap?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

I'm prepared.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
i dunno thats not a verified daltos twitter account could be a fake

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Doltos posted:

i dunno thats not a verified daltos twitter account could be a fake

that's true your real handle is https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

See verified and everything

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Space is healthy.

ya agreed but we only see each other once a week after half a year so it's not ideal

mostly because i work too much during the week

because the legal industry is broken and dumb

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I'm doomed

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

You're Roma?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Hey fiz did i just see you in that billy lynns poo poo movie that i watched for some reason.

Good poo poo brah if so.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

BlindSite posted:

Hey fiz did i just see you in that billy lynns poo poo movie that i watched for some reason.

...scanning imdb...yeah, you did.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Wanna pet that Twitter avatar.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

C-Euro posted:

Wanna pet that Twitter avatar.

That's a puppy pic I took of my main man Tucker (named after Justin Tuck)

Hes 8 years old now, 100 lbs, and the cuddliest bro in all the land

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Make me mod of TFF also. Or LAN.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Mod me

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I honestly should be a mod.

I have the most sense and reasoning around here.

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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

shut the gently caress up rg3

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